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Re: Thought for the day.
« Reply #30 on Jul 30, 2011, 1:49pm »

Everyone knows that it takes 22.3 years for a tragedy to become funny.

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Re: Thought for the day.
« Reply #31 on Jul 30, 2011, 5:40pm »

I dunno, I've heard too many Michael Jackson jokes already.

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Nov 27, 2011, 2:19pm, MaybeNever wrote:

That's mostly my fault. You eat sixty or seventy babies and suddenly everybody's whispering about locking the windows and Hungry Widdershins the Liberal.

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Re: Thought for the day.
« Reply #32 on Jul 30, 2011, 10:09pm »

Yeah, but are they funny?

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Re: Thought for the day.
« Reply #33 on Jul 30, 2011, 10:35pm »

Some of them.

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Nov 27, 2011, 2:19pm, MaybeNever wrote:

That's mostly my fault. You eat sixty or seventy babies and suddenly everybody's whispering about locking the windows and Hungry Widdershins the Liberal.

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Re: Thought for the day.
« Reply #34 on Jul 30, 2011, 10:39pm »

I recall the Gary Coleman jokes were flooding in moments after he died. Yes, quite a lot of them were quite funny.

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Re: Thought for the day.
« Reply #35 on Jul 30, 2011, 10:52pm »

Urge to pun... rising...

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Re: Thought for the day.
« Reply #36 on Jul 30, 2011, 11:00pm »

You might even say there was only a, short, wait for the jokes to appear.

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Re: Thought for the day.
« Reply #37 on Jul 31, 2011, 1:07am »

"Science without a conscience is a work of evil." -Werner Maxwell, Wild Arms 3.

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Re: Thought for the day.
« Reply #38 on Jul 31, 2011, 3:56am »

Re: Gary Coleman

It's fortunate he didn't have a stroke. Oh the jokes we would have endured. (If you aren't getting it: What TV show is he best known for?)

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Re: Thought for the day.
« Reply #39 on Jul 31, 2011, 5:29am »

Jul 30, 2011, 11:00pm, Art Vandelay wrote:

You might even say there was only a, short, wait for the jokes to appear.

I've had it up to here with your puns.

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Re: Thought for the day.
« Reply #40 on Jul 31, 2011, 6:54pm »

That's more of a visual pun, really.

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Re: Thought for the day.
« Reply #41 on Jul 31, 2011, 10:50pm »

I see.

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