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Post by booley on Jul 29, 2009 11:51:33 GMT -5
Oh and look, the author decided he no longer had time to approve comments or allow ratings.
Hmmm.
Didn't look at the whole thing yet. But I did see that that stupid started in the first 20 seconds.
Did you know Satan fell to Earth like Barack?
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Post by schizophonic on Jul 29, 2009 12:14:30 GMT -5
On another note, thanks to his own words, this guy has just confirmed that Obama means "Heavenly Sword."
Note that Heavenly Sword was a PS3 exclusive. The PS3 is black. So is Obama.
This proves, conclusively, that Obama is Japanese.
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Post by MaybeNever on Jul 29, 2009 13:25:50 GMT -5
The city of Obama, Japan, certainly appreciates our new President. |
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Post by Ian1732 on Jul 29, 2009 15:21:32 GMT -5
Jesus H. Christ... MINDFUUCK!!!!
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Post by schizophonic on Jul 29, 2009 15:29:04 GMT -5
The city of Obama, Japan, certainly appreciates our new President. Clearly, Obama had an affair with the President. |
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Post by Sigmaleph on Jul 29, 2009 16:21:21 GMT -5
Well, consider this: Hamilcar Barca was the father of Hannibal, considered as one of the most talented military strategists of all time and also an extremely capable leader in times of peace. Barca was a nickname Hamilcar had earned, but was used as a family name, and the root word is baraq. Obama was named after his father. Since both Hannibal and Obama received the name baraq from their fathers (who were both born in Africa), it stands to reason that in fact Obama is the second coming of Hannibal, who preceded Christ and therefore cannot be the Antichrist.
Fundie logic is fun.
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Post by Admiral Lithp on Jul 29, 2009 17:02:08 GMT -5
A message I attempted to send this guy. Unfortunately, he has friend lock on both his comments, and his inbox:
Also, nabbed these from his channel:
Not much here, save that I think he's trying to say that we just "don't understand" Christianity.
Here is the definition of Christianity: Once upon a time, there was nothing. But there was something outside of the nothing that always was. This something then turned the nothing into more somethings, but some of the somethings--humans--ate a fruit, & several of the somethings got really bad with no real causual relationship. The original something waited for a few thousand years to make another something that was both 100% human, & 100% the original something. Somehow. This something then trolled the government until they tortured him to death, but then 3 days later, he came back & returned to the original something. Now, if you believe this COMPLETELY LOGICAL, SENSIBLE STORY, you will be taken up with that original something & live forever in perfect bliss! If not, you'll be tortured forever. But you deserve it. And you did it to yourself. Even though you're literally thrown in. By the original something.
I contend that mine is the more accurate straw man.
Seriously, though, what's with the sudden redefinition? Every other time, he at least tries to be very precise.
This oughta be good.
Ah, the vague-ass "kind" thing, with a bit of "evolution says that a dog & a goldfish can have babies!" thrown in.
Okay, one, that is not pseudoscience. Christian apologetics is pseudoscience. Also, I'm reasonably sure that spontaneous generation is a now-debunked hypothesis. Continuing:
Because you insist on using the wrong definition, that means we're "embarassed" and "trying to deny it"? 'Fraid not. When arguing evolution, stick to the development of life. When arguing the origin of life, you move to abiogenesis. I'm not even sure why Creationists think that the Big Bang is connected in some kind off super theory.
And I'm so sure that this isn't just you quote mining & twisting words out of context, like that whole Obama fiasco.
Way to get suckered in by the media, asshole. There IS no missing link. All lifeforms are transitional. Moving right along:
Is there more to this quote, or is this just one of your apologetics?
So the answer is magic. Of course. And there are some explanations as to how sub-atomic particles appeared, it's just not fully understood yet. Stop using the God of the gaps.
Mystery: Some guy is found dead. There is a bullet wound in his head. The murder weapon was found in the dumpster outside. They did not know who did it. Therefore, there was no murderer.
Point being, just because it's "unknown," it doesn't mean it's "nonexistant." Fool.
Yeah, I'm just gonna stop you right here & say 2 things: 1, this isn't true. 2, evolution is not "things gradually becoming more perfect over time."
And this makes your case...how? Creation is DEFINED as belief in a miracle! And let's not even get into the whole festival of fail that is the Wholly Babble.
I take this as an admission of quote mining. Also, the age-old, "THIS GUY'S ONE OF YOU! THEREFORE, YOU MUST AGREE WITH HIM!" thing. Written in ALL CAPS for some odd reason.
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Post by wackadoodle on Jul 29, 2009 17:10:49 GMT -5
My astronomy textbook had big sections on "the birth of stars", obviously some true christian on the inside is sneaking hints past those satanist scientists trying to hide the existence of the Great Galactic Womb. Can't possibly be abit of wordplay or a metaphor or lazy writers...
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Post by Admiral Lithp on Jul 29, 2009 17:20:06 GMT -5
My astronomy textbook had big sections on "the birth of stars", obviously some true christian on the inside is sneaking hints past those satanist scientists trying to hide the existence of the Great Galactic Womb. Can't possibly be abit of wordplay or a metaphor or lazy writers... QFT. |
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Post by Paradox on Jul 29, 2009 19:20:51 GMT -5
The city of Obama, Japan, certainly appreciates our new President. Oh my God, that is the best link ever. During the Edo period there was an Obama Domain. They've got an Obama Castle there, with an Obama Shrine inside. If I ever go to Japan, and I have no real plans to do so, I am definitely going there. |
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Post by wisechild on Jul 29, 2009 20:27:13 GMT -5
In the Book of Jeremiah, Baruch is Jeremiah's personal scribe and friend. Barack Obama wrote a book with the title taken from one of Jeremiah Wright's sermons. Coincidence? I don't think so. It's like the Bible is telling us something, it's like going through the "Looking Glass". Wait, there's more; Baraq "U" Baw-Maw means "lightning through the heights", what does lightning travel through? - Air! This means William Ayers wrote The Audacity of Hope and Dreams from My Father. And one more thing, John 14:30 says Satan is "the prince of the power of the air", William Ayers made Obama a prince, and the Anti-Christ is the human proxy of Satan. So, Barack Hussein Obama is clearly The Anti-Christ, it all makes sense!!!  |
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Post by dasfuchs on Jul 29, 2009 22:00:32 GMT -5
A message I attempted to send this guy. Unfortunately, he has friend lock on both his comments, and his inbox: Also, nabbed these from his channel: Not much here, save that I think he's trying to say that we just "don't understand" Christianity. Here is the definition of Christianity: Once upon a time, there was nothing. But there was something outside of the nothing that always was. This something then turned the nothing into more somethings, but some of the somethings--humans--ate a fruit, & several of the somethings got really bad with no real causual relationship. The original something waited for a few thousand years to make another something that was both 100% human, & 100% the original something. Somehow. This something then trolled the government until they tortured him to death, but then 3 days later, he came back & returned to the original something. Now, if you believe this COMPLETELY LOGICAL, SENSIBLE STORY, you will be taken up with that original something & live forever in perfect bliss! If not, you'll be tortured forever. But you deserve it. And you did it to yourself. Even though you're literally thrown in. By the original something. I contend that mine is the more accurate straw man. Seriously, though, what's with the sudden redefinition? Every other time, he at least tries to be very precise. This oughta be good. Ah, the vague-ass "kind" thing, with a bit of "evolution says that a dog & a goldfish can have babies!" thrown in. Okay, one, that is not pseudoscience. Christian apologetics is pseudoscience. Also, I'm reasonably sure that spontaneous generation is a now-debunked hypothesis. Continuing: Because you insist on using the wrong definition, that means we're "embarassed" and "trying to deny it"? 'Fraid not. When arguing evolution, stick to the development of life. When arguing the origin of life, you move to abiogenesis. I'm not even sure why Creationists think that the Big Bang is connected in some kind off super theory. And I'm so sure that this isn't just you quote mining & twisting words out of context, like that whole Obama fiasco. Way to get suckered in by the media, asshole. There IS no missing link. All lifeforms are transitional. Moving right along: Is there more to this quote, or is this just one of your apologetics? So the answer is magic. Of course. And there are some explanations as to how sub-atomic particles appeared, it's just not fully understood yet. Stop using the God of the gaps. Mystery: Some guy is found dead. There is a bullet wound in his head. The murder weapon was found in the dumpster outside. They did not know who did it. Therefore, there was no murderer. Point being, just because it's "unknown," it doesn't mean it's "nonexistant." Fool. Yeah, I'm just gonna stop you right here & say 2 things: 1, this isn't true. 2, evolution is not "things gradually becoming more perfect over time." And this makes your case...how? Creation is DEFINED as belief in a miracle! And let's not even get into the whole festival of fail that is the Wholly Babble. I take this as an admission of quote mining. Also, the age-old, "THIS GUY'S ONE OF YOU! THEREFORE, YOU MUST AGREE WITH HIM!" thing. Written in ALL CAPS for some odd reason. Isn't it odd how fundies all tend to lock their comments and such, it's almost like they can't back their shit up when someone refutes it |
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Post by schizophonic on Jul 29, 2009 22:32:42 GMT -5
They literally can't take criticism.
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Post by Tiger on Jul 29, 2009 23:03:29 GMT -5
The city of Obama, Japan, certainly appreciates our new President. Oh my God, that is the best link ever. During the Edo period there was an Obama Domain. They've got an Obama Castle there, with an Obama Shrine inside. If I ever go to Japan, and I have no real plans to do so, I am definitely going there. Ignore me. I'm just thinking of all the myriad ways (or more accurately, one huge way) a fundie could/would misinterpret that. |
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Post by Art Vandelay on Jul 30, 2009 1:12:29 GMT -5
Oh my God, that is the best link ever. During the Edo period there was an Obama Domain. They've got an Obama Castle there, with an Obama Shrine inside. If I ever go to Japan, and I have no real plans to do so, I am definitely going there. Ignore me. I'm just thinking of all the myriad ways (or more accurately, one huge way) a fundie could/would misinterpret that. Obama is the reincarnation of a Japanese feudal lord, who's covertly trying to bring down the US from the inside and allow the Japanese empire to rise again! |
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