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Post by Old Viking on Aug 6, 2010 15:06:22 GMT -5
Jesus is coming back? What is he, a slow learner?
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brainy
Junior Member
Gay, atheist, psychologist. The fundie trifecta!
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Post by brainy on Aug 6, 2010 15:38:19 GMT -5
He isn't coming back on May 21, 2011. I can prove it.
You see, I don't graduate with my doctorate until May 7, 2011 and that is not sufficient time to live as a doctor after all the shit I've gone through to get there.
Nobody is getting in my way of basking in the glow of my achievement for a good 50 years. I will not let anyone end the world, I don't give a fuck if its the Son of God or not.
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Post by Sleepy on Aug 6, 2010 15:42:09 GMT -5
He isn't coming back on May 21, 2011. I can prove it. You see, I don't graduate with my doctorate until May 7, 2011 and that is not sufficient time to live as a doctor after all the shit I've gone through to get there. Nobody is getting in my way of basking in the glow of my achievement for a good 50 years. I will not let anyone end the world, I don't give a fuck if its the Son of God or not. Oh shit, I'm gonna grab some popcorn and prepare for this upcoming Jesus vs. Brainy fight in 2011.
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Post by kristine on Aug 6, 2010 17:13:20 GMT -5
He isn't coming back on May 21, 2011. I can prove it. You see, I don't graduate with my doctorate until May 7, 2011 and that is not sufficient time to live as a doctor after all the shit I've gone through to get there. Nobody is getting in my way of basking in the glow of my achievement for a good 50 years. I will not let anyone end the world, I don't give a fuck if its the Son of God or not. I don't think you have to worry - after all the world is also supposed to be united under a one world government by that time too...Yeah, that's gonna happen...
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Post by canadian mojo on Aug 6, 2010 19:27:25 GMT -5
I don't think you have to worry - after all the world is also supposed to be united under a one world government by that time too...Yeah, that's gonna happen... Well, if I move my plans for world domination up by a few months...
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Post by Sleepy on Aug 6, 2010 19:30:41 GMT -5
I don't think you have to worry - after all the world is also supposed to be united under a one world government by that time too...Yeah, that's gonna happen... Well, if I move my plans for world domination up by a few months... Hey, better you than some of the nutjobs out there.
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Post by SpaceProg on Aug 6, 2010 23:48:11 GMT -5
Ugh... Date-setters annoy me. According to the Bible nobody knows except God, and even His Son doesn't know. If they're going to be fundie thumpers, the least they could do is get the "no setting dates" part right. Any date set is automatically wrong, as no human is supposed to know.
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Post by matante on Aug 7, 2010 8:25:01 GMT -5
So by guessing dates they are preventing the apocalypse from happening on that day! Guess enough and the world will go on forever! Maybe they are doing just that
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Post by SpaceProg on Aug 7, 2010 11:06:40 GMT -5
Maybe... maybe...
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Post by rookie on Aug 7, 2010 14:59:02 GMT -5
Ugh... Date-setters annoy me. According to the Bible nobody knows except God, and even His Son doesn't know. If they're going to be fundie thumpers, the least they could do is get the "no setting dates" part right. Any date set is automatically wrong, as no human is supposed to know. You mean read that big book that Paul wrote? Dude, that thing is friggin huge. I'm not going to read that. All I know is it says something about hating gays and women. And someone got the shit smote outta them.
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Post by Julian on Aug 7, 2010 16:08:26 GMT -5
Ugh... Date-setters annoy me. According to the Bible nobody knows except God, and even His Son doesn't know. If they're going to be fundie thumpers, the least they could do is get the "no setting dates" part right. Any date set is automatically wrong, as no human is supposed to know. Not to mention that bit is in the FAQs. You said he was coming right back and we had to behave, where the fucking fuckety fuck is he? Ummmmm.......
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Post by SpaceProg on Aug 8, 2010 0:51:04 GMT -5
As a Christian (though not a fundie) I believe Jesus will return when God damn well pleases. Not before, not after. Meanwhile, I'll go ahead and live my life as normal. I have enough everyday problems and stuff to worry about without trying to find menace in my own shadow.
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Post by katz on Aug 9, 2010 12:01:04 GMT -5
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Post by Septic Sceptic on Aug 9, 2010 17:55:06 GMT -5
Nobody is getting in my way of basking in the glow of my achievement for a good 50 years. I will not let anyone end the world, I don't give a fuck if its the Son of God or not. I wouldn't worry, May 21 is also Mr T's birthday. I pity the fool who spoils that.
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Post by Atheism-1984 on Aug 9, 2010 19:37:53 GMT -5
I want to know how they come up with these dates. Lol in there secret la-bori-toryz!!!!
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