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Re: Quote Award Nominations
« Reply #60 on Oct 8, 2010, 9:49am »
Um...could be the "Lies Make Baby Jesus Cry" Award? (Line from The Simpsons)

Or the "Your Stupidity Makes Jesus Weep" Award.
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« Reply #61 on Oct 9, 2010, 7:49pm »
How about the "You Just Broke My Brain" Award?
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Re: Quote Award Nominations
« Reply #62 on Nov 5, 2010, 12:09pm »
Nominated for the "2+2=5 Award":
http://www.fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=77289
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Re: Quote Award Nominations
« Reply #63 on Nov 23, 2010, 2:12pm »
Got another strong contender for the "Jihad for Jesus" award:
http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=77576
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Re: Quote Award Nominations
« Reply #64 on Nov 23, 2010, 3:25pm »
Nomination: "we're totally not racists" award.

http://www.fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=77605

EDIT: A mainpager put it better than I ever could.


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Re: Quote Award Nominations
« Reply #65 on Nov 27, 2010, 1:53am »
Still in pubadmin as of right now, but I nominate it for the Shiny Mirror Award:
http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=77641
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Re: Quote Award Nominations
« Reply #66 on Dec 30, 2010, 3:29pm »
http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=78372

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Re: Quote Award Nominations
« Reply #67 on Dec 30, 2010, 6:07pm »
Insane Troll Logic Award

Also known as raping logic.
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Re: Quote Award Nominations
« Reply #68 on Dec 30, 2010, 6:28pm »

Dec 30, 2010, 6:07pm, Shane for Wax wrote:
Insane Troll Logic Award

Also known as raping logic.
XD

Yes, I enjoyed that ;D
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Re: Quote Award Nominations
« Reply #69 on Dec 30, 2010, 7:18pm »
No, that would be this:

http://chalcedon.edu/research/articles/science-in-the-crosshairs/
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Re: Quote Award Nominations
« Reply #70 on Dec 30, 2010, 7:26pm »

Dec 30, 2010, 7:18pm, Admiral Lithp wrote:
No, that would be this:

http://chalcedon.edu/research/articles/science-in-the-crosshairs/

Oh yeah:
http://www.fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=78279
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Re: Quote Award Nominations
« Reply #71 on Dec 31, 2010, 4:40am »

Dec 30, 2010, 7:26pm, devilschaplain2 wrote:

Dec 30, 2010, 7:18pm, Admiral Lithp wrote:
No, that would be this:

http://chalcedon.edu/research/articles/science-in-the-crosshairs/

Oh yeah:
http://www.fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=78279


How about... the Every time a child gets a college education, an angel loses it's wings award
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Re: Quote Award Nominations
« Reply #72 on Dec 31, 2010, 4:33pm »
Eh, too wordy. Besides, I like Insane Troll Logic for that one because of all of the ridiculous history revision & assigning religious dogma to science.
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Re: Quote Award Nominations
« Reply #73 on Jan 2, 2011, 11:34am »
I don't know what, but this needs some kind of award:
http://www.fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=78474

Seriously comparing the existence of unicorns to the existence of dodos? I think that one gave me an aneurysm.
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Re: Quote Award Nominations
« Reply #74 on Jan 2, 2011, 12:32pm »
I can't think of anything, & it seems rather ordinary, to me. By Fundie standards.
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