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Post by cagnazzo on Aug 16, 2009 17:34:08 GMT -5
What a bunch utter tripe. So where does the Devil get the babies from to give them to female atheists? Does he steal aborted babies from heaven? Maybe they are really demons. I got it! If you're an atheist woman who wants a baby, all you need to do is tell Satan. According to some fundies, we're the children of Satan. He wants grandchildren (more to join his ranks, you know?), and so when another woman gets an abortion, Satan steals the fetus and gives it a good atheist woman to propagate more atheists! It makes PERFECT sense! I think you should write an epic about this. We could turn it into a play, then a TV series. We could then use the money to steal more fetuses for atheists. |
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Post by The Lazy One on Aug 16, 2009 17:58:07 GMT -5
I got it! If you're an atheist woman who wants a baby, all you need to do is tell Satan. According to some fundies, we're the children of Satan. He wants grandchildren (more to join his ranks, you know?), and so when another woman gets an abortion, Satan steals the fetus and gives it a good atheist woman to propagate more atheists! It makes PERFECT sense! I think you should write an epic about this. We could turn it into a play, then a TV series. We could then use the money to steal more fetuses for atheists. I'll get to work, then! When I'm done, I'll post it in Creative Outlets. |
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Post by SimSim on Aug 16, 2009 18:00:17 GMT -5
Excellent. <steeples fingers>
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Post by catanon on Aug 16, 2009 18:16:13 GMT -5
Excellent. <steeples fingers> 'Nnyeeeeesssss~ <strokes Mr. Bigglesworth> protip: Mr. Bigglesworth is a cat. Get your mind out of the gutter. |
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Post by gomer21xx on Aug 16, 2009 18:20:13 GMT -5
Excellent. <steeples fingers> 'Nnyeeeeesssss~ <strokes Mr. Bigglesworth> protip: Mr. Bigglesworth is a cat. Get your mind out of the gutter. Is it strange that, as hypersexual as I am, I understod Mr. Bigglesworth's cat status? XD |
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Post by Rat Of Steel on Aug 16, 2009 18:21:45 GMT -5
'Nnyeeeeesssss~ <strokes Mr. Bigglesworth> protip: Mr. Bigglesworth is a cat. Get your mind out of the gutter. Is it strange that, as hypersexual as I am, I understod Mr. Bigglesworth's cat status? XD No, it isn't, for I immediately understood the reference as well. |
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Post by The Lazy One on Aug 16, 2009 18:30:00 GMT -5
'Nnyeeeeesssss~ <strokes Mr. Bigglesworth> protip: Mr. Bigglesworth is a cat. Get your mind out of the gutter. Is it strange that, as hypersexual as I am, I understod Mr. Bigglesworth's cat status? XD No, I got it as well. |
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Post by SimSim on Aug 16, 2009 18:31:36 GMT -5
Excellent. <steeples fingers> 'Nnyeeeeesssss~ <strokes Mr. Bigglesworth> protip: Mr. Bigglesworth is a cat. Get your mind out of the gutter. Actually I was going for Mr Burns. But I'll accept Dr. Evil. |
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Post by rookie on Aug 16, 2009 20:55:55 GMT -5
I thought it was something different in her mind. Like there are only so many babies allowed at any one time and us evil atheists keep using all the slots up. But what this woman fails to realize is that us evil atheists have a tendency to abort our unborn before they get the chance to go to school with her crotchspawn.
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Post by The Lazy One on Aug 16, 2009 22:05:52 GMT -5
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Post by RavynousHunter on Aug 16, 2009 22:13:31 GMT -5
And shares the scraps with his "followers". Exactly! =D Baby jerky, baby stew, baby burgers... nom nom nom. =3 The burgers, in this case, being made from their brains. They have to look like hamburger for some damn reason. |
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Post by cagnazzo on Aug 16, 2009 22:13:37 GMT -5
You are at least a couple of flavors of awesome. |
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Post by anti-nonsense on Aug 16, 2009 22:23:59 GMT -5
that's awesome!
Sadly there is probably at least a few fundies that would take that a documentary.
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Post by RavynousHunter on Aug 16, 2009 22:24:22 GMT -5
Does one of those flavors include chocolate or blue raspberry?
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Post by katz on Aug 16, 2009 22:43:23 GMT -5
Godchildren of Satan = great death metal band name. Atheistic Fetus isn't bad, either.
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