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Post by Paimun on Aug 6, 2011 6:41:28 GMT -5
I was cuddling with someone, that I actually cuddle with IRL a lot in a dream last night.
I'm okay with this.
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Post by Sleepy on Aug 6, 2011 10:57:46 GMT -5
I had a random dream when I was half-asleep this morning where a huge yellow blob appeared on a cliff and began chasing Art Vandelay. There was another girl with him, but I don't know if it was myself or another forumite.
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Post by Hades on Aug 14, 2011 5:01:01 GMT -5
I just woke up from a very short nap, my sleep has been very fragmented this week. Anyway, I had this dream:
I was browsing around in the local convenience store (not the one I work at) with my friend. Suddenly, on a bottom shelf near the register, I spotted a box of TMNT action figure parts. I immediately sat down and started rummaging through the box of torsos, legs, heads and arms. I tried to assemble myself a Raphael.
After a minute of playing around, this guy came in and attempted to rob the store. He spotted me, and began swearing. He pulled out a lighter, lit it, and held it to my face. I headbutted him in the balls (I was still sitting), then got up and gave him a hard body slam onto the concrete floor. He was now passed out, but it hit me that the guy probably has a getaway car waiting for him outside. The cashier told us to just go, and my friend and I ran out of the store and split up. I saw the getaway car still waiting for the robber, and then I became paranoid that he'd follow me. I ran home through the night, all while being scared that any car that came up behind me was going to be the robber's friend.
Once I made it home, for some stupid reason, I attempted to get the mail before I went inside. The mailbox was full, and I struggled frantically to get everything out, but I heard a loud engine racing down the street, and I just gave up and ran to the door. I pounded on it, and my mom let me in. Then this grey van with super bright lights drove up onto the lawn and started circling the house.
That's pretty much where it ended.
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Post by Paimun on Aug 14, 2011 10:07:18 GMT -5
I had a long dream that started off with me walking around my school for such a long time as part of a tour or something and I was so exhausted I threw my lunch I was carrying at the door out of anger. My Mountain Dew broke and spilled everywhere and my teacher got pissed so he told me I wasn't going to get a passing grade (for what? I guess the dream left that out). Anyways, I kinda forget what happened next but I ended up at Disney's Hollywood Studios, and something didn't feel right about it in the dream, so something clicked and I had a reality check and realized I was in a dream. So I do what I usually do when that happens; find someone to fuck! I found a girl sitting at a table eating something, pulled her off the chair, took her clothes off (she struggled a bit) and started eating her out. I had a false awakening in the middle of it, though. I was in a hotel room, and I was having a hallucination of Notch being on Twitter bragging that he had a better sex dream than I did. So I was going to reply to him "Why do you always have to one-up me man?" (I dunno how he knew about the dream when I JUST woke up from it)
Don't really remember too much after that, but it was a VERY long dream and leaves me a little confused about what part was a dream and what part was real.
Oh yeah, I also forgot, I was on a road on an island or something and I ran across these black bears, and one was INSANELY TALL, and I turned the fuck around and I think I bounced into the air, the same way I did last time I had a dream about bears, and then when I landed I went into the water and kept going and found myself in another amusement park, and it kinda reminded me of Carowinds.
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Post by gyeonghwa on Aug 18, 2011 11:53:32 GMT -5
I dreamed every celestial object within a 300 billion light-year radius from our sun was obliterated except for our sun and earth in order to keep the sun youthful. In the process, every existing species had 3/4th of its population die. And yet I thought I pertinent to go shopping for new bed frames and speakers in all the chaos.
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Post by Jodie on Aug 19, 2011 6:35:13 GMT -5
My dream last night was kind of long, so here.
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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Aug 19, 2011 18:58:17 GMT -5
A little context: I was napping and had left a note for my best friend to call me when she got online and was able to chat (they've been keeping her busy with a three-day orientation of sorts). I tucked my phone under my pillow so I'd hear it, so.
I was dreaming about this awful movie/dream that recurs for me sometimes (it's like it's a movie, but it's really a dream, sometimes a dream within a dream) somehow featuring me and B (my roommate) running from murderers trying to quarantine us, and then I heard B yell and I went to check on her, and she was grabbing clothes and shit and yelling that there was some monster storm headed this way, and right when she said to let my best friend know, I bolted for my computer...and then almost pissed myself IRL when the phone under my ear started ringing.
It was my best friend.
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Post by chad sexington on Aug 20, 2011 20:40:56 GMT -5
I dreamed I was in a pub - I don't remember why - and the Pope came in. There was some scandal going on with the Church, and I was trying to get him to apologise or take action on it, but he kept refusing, so eventually I told him (in the most shockingly disrespectful terms) he was barred until he'd resolved the problem.
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Post by tygerarmy on Aug 21, 2011 2:44:03 GMT -5
I had two interesting dreams when I woke up yesterday; though I've forgotten most of the them. All I remember was in one I now lived in a large studio with seven other guys who don't exist in real life but I knew as acquaintances in the dream. One of the guys brought over 8 chicks and everyone was going to get laid. The chick I was with decided to leave after talking to me. I left the studio after she did 'cause i didn't want to be hanging out awkwardly in their. Time fast forwards and an hour or two passes and I'm sitting on the stoop outside and she comes back and we talk, hit it off and walk off to her place. I woke up before we got there but I gained dream knowledge that no one got laid at the studio and I was.
No idea what brought about this dream.
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Post by Mlle Antéchrist on Aug 22, 2011 21:35:06 GMT -5
Last night, I had a dream that I was traveling with my dad, brother and step mom through Australia, when my dad got angry at me for some bullshit reason and abandoned me out in the middle of the outback. I called my mom, and she somehow drove her van all the way from Canada to Oz to pick me up.
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Post by MaybeNever on Aug 22, 2011 21:46:14 GMT -5
Yeah, those new GM vans are awesome.
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Post by Paimun on Aug 23, 2011 9:20:11 GMT -5
I had more or less a flying dream last night. Somewhere in the dream I purchased this tiny Lego-sized thing that looked like a toy skateboard, and you could sit on it and fly like you were on a plane. So I got on a runway and started accelerating, probably going 100 mph at the end of the runway, and I was so excited when I started taking off flying over the lake. It was amazing. I must have been 50 feet over the water, I wish I could have done it forever. But dream me decided to land, so I pulled the thing out from under me, and I slowed down, coming to a stop and floating for a second, which made me feel all tingly. Then I started falling, but accelerating towards a tree. I hit the tree and then jumped off into the water and got up and walked away.
I wish I could have stayed in that dream for the rest of my life and just flown.
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Post by Mlle Antéchrist on Aug 23, 2011 9:53:20 GMT -5
So, I dreamt last night that I came home from work to discover hundreds of black cats swarming everywhere. I quickly located my older cat, since he's white and grey, but I spent the dream in a panic, trying to find my younger cat (who's black) amidst the swarm. Every time I thought I found him, I'd notice some small detail that made it clear that it wasn't him. At no time did I actually wonder why there were suddenly hundreds of cats in my place. It was more like a "fuck, I hate when this happens" kind of reaction.
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Post by Mlle Antéchrist on Aug 24, 2011 19:32:42 GMT -5
Last night, I had a dream where I was in Germany right after the second world war, except it was some alternate world where they'd caught Hitler and he was in prison. Anyway, me and several other people had been falsely accused of being prostitutes, and we were desperately trying to escape because the punishment for being a hooker was that you had to have sex with Hitler. :\
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Post by Art Vandelay on Aug 24, 2011 23:45:09 GMT -5
I had a dream last night where I popped a zit and it seemed to be filled with a stupidly large amount of fat. I was squeezing the area around it and forcing out what looked like a massive snake of the stuff. Quite disgusting if you ask me.
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