Paimun
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Post by Paimun on Sept 20, 2011 22:54:22 GMT -5
If that bar scene isn't completely recycled from The Drunken Clam I'm surprised.
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Post by Deimos on Sept 20, 2011 23:17:16 GMT -5
Goddamn The Cleveland show is awful :<
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Post by Wykked Wytch on Sept 22, 2011 17:47:26 GMT -5
Once I had a dream where I was a wolf. I think I've been playing too much Okami.
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Post by Art Vandelay on Sept 23, 2011 22:49:06 GMT -5
Last night I dreamed I was riding a bicycle through a crowded part with my erect penis hanging out.
Yeah, my dreams are fucking weird.
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Post by Sleepy on Sept 23, 2011 23:28:03 GMT -5
I assumed that's what your life was normally like.
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Post by Art Vandelay on Sept 23, 2011 23:34:45 GMT -5
No, actually.
I'm more of a scooter kind of guy.
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Post by tygerarmy on Oct 13, 2011 4:36:14 GMT -5
I had an awesome dream, I was myself with all the abilities I gained in Oblivion, so I was also Sheogorath is the Daedric Prince of Madness and I could fly with angel type wings that I could retract into my shoulder blades.
I was in this tower that belonged to another Daedric Prince that I'd pissed off so he sent me out and when I walked out I was in a Gotham/Chicago/Detroit type city but it was located on east coast and it was not NYC. I was immediately arrested by two FBI agents (kind of reminding me of the main characters on Bones except the female was an agent not a Doctor). As I was handcuffed and being walked to a vehicle. A giant highly maneuverable and fast Zeppelin. It was shooting rockets, grenades and missiles indiscriminately all over the city. It reminded of something Dr. Robotnic would use.
The FBI agents looked to me to help, I broke the handcuffs, and flew right at the airship. I flew right threw the airship. Nothing happened so I tried a few more times and when I saw this had no affect I flew inside threw by making another whole in the frame. The airship was being controlled remotely by magic, there were no controls on the ship, and the military had scrambled jets that were fast approaching. I did not want them to take it down over the city so I pushed it from the inside out over the water and cast a massive fire spell causing it to explode, me to get blown out of it and both myself and the ship to go crashing into the ocean.
I made it to shore passed out and woke up in a hospital, and the two FBI agents showed me the news reports on my death with no body being recovered, they thanked and then left. Then I woke up.
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Post by Smurfette Principle on Oct 16, 2011 9:58:01 GMT -5
I had a dream that there were bug aliens attacking the planet, and if you cut yourself on one of them, you could temporarily turn into an alien.
Except then my family and I disguised ourselves as different animals. My mom was a dog, I think. I was a mosquito.
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Post by Vypernight on Oct 20, 2011 7:47:35 GMT -5
I had a dream that was sort of a Lord of the Rings sequel story. Note that went on was from my POV, but I had no control, almost like reading a 1st person narrative.
After a major disaster resulting in a flood, massive freezing, and vaporization, I found a ring that had been buried in the dirt.
Apparently, when Sauron made his ring, he made all the rings as well (at least I think that's how the story went). And even though his ring was destroyed, EVERY ring was cursed! Now only 3 remained, one that had belonged to each race.
Putting the ring on caused certain people to resemble medieval counterparts with buildings resembling structures from that time.
I found one, and now I felt I had to find the other two, to unite and bind them. For as this ring was precious to me, they must all be precious.
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Post by Khris on Oct 21, 2011 16:57:23 GMT -5
I had a group of weird ones all involving me waking up naked next to different celebrity's that list includes.
David Bowie Freddie Mercury Megan Fox Matt Smith Stephan Merchant and a few others I can't be arsed to remember.
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Post by Iczer-Four on Oct 21, 2011 19:33:10 GMT -5
Muffin!!!
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Post by Paimun on Oct 22, 2011 12:42:32 GMT -5
So last night I was in some really big hotel. Not sure which one it was. I was exploring it with my parents. There was an enormous bathroom I peeked in, and some really old rooms. Then there was a wing with some really nice looking modern rooms, and a huge hall we walked through that was very rustic and old looking. Kind of a neat place to explore. I had to shit but I declined to use the bathroom, probably dirty or something. I forget the exact reason.
Then I was in this very large fancy house with lots of neat rooms. Bedrooms, kitchens, large halls, it was expansive and fun to look through. Then I remember my best friend's mom being there telling us there was a hole in the floor where we could go down and smoke weed. I opened the floor up and found stairs into a dark basementy looking room. She was down there with some family members and some of my friends. I didn't have any drugs right away though, I think. I have kind of a hazy memory of the dream. I remember going to this fair-like place first and having to take that shit in a bathroom finally. So I sat down, and this girl asked if she could sit down next to me. I was like "great, I can watch her take a piss!" Then I started fingering her. We became friends after that. She came back to the giant house with me and I took her with me and we went back into the secret weed room. The pot was on a table, in the form of nuts. They tasted very sweet, for some reason. I only ate one, and I didn't get very high. I remember going out for a walk with my friend, and I noticed it then very briefly, walking around and kinda stumbling like I was drunk and giggling a lot.
Near the end of the dream, I was on a campus somewhere, needing to get food, and I learned the cafeteria was in some dirty run down looking old factory building. I had to cross some conveyor belts to get there, and I entered the building. I ended up in the house again, but there was a guy there telling me my final challenge was to make him a dish with only three items of food. He had to approve of it or else I would fail the entire game. So I hurried around the house, grabbed some bread and watermelon and something else, and gave it to him, but he disapproved. However, a woman appeared and gave me a second change. She gave me some hints, told me she liked the bread and watermelon, but in the end she still told me it wasn't quite good enough. She was nicer than the asshole dude, though.
Man I have strange dreams.
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Post by Art Vandelay on Oct 22, 2011 14:46:44 GMT -5
So last night, I dreamed I was hanging around the old shopping centre near my last house, and it turned out that as a Wii owner, it entitled me to go down to my local EB games and vote for one person to be kicked out of my old high school. So I walk into the store and start looking around, than I suddenly find myself running down a set of railway tracks jumping over oncoming trains. This goes on for a while until I see a bear sitting on the tracks ahead of me. The bear starts chasing me so I run off to the side and start climbing a building (yep, I can do the whole parkour thing in my dream) to get away from it. As I'm reaching the roof, I see a girl who's also climbing the building a short way ahead of me and we start talking shortly after we get onto the roof. She says she's just doing it fro shits and giggles while I'm trying to escape from a bear.
Now we're both running through what I think it Chinatown. We come to some stairs that I can't seem to run up properly, so I end up running off at a 45 degree angle. While this happens, I end up bumping into John Howard (former prime minister in Australialand) by accident. I run back and find my friend. We start talking to a friend of hers, whereby she asks if said friend has ever seen me before, to which she replies never in her life. She then asks what place I'm signed up to run in (which in my dream means it's an Olympic marathon that we've been running in, and I say I'm signed up, instead I just rocked up. Then we start running, at which point I wake up just as we're taking a short cut through a liquor store.
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Post by Smurfette Principle on Oct 30, 2011 16:27:55 GMT -5
I had a dream that the Tea Party took over the world and established some sort of Neo-Nazi regime. I got arrested for something - I think spying? - and sentenced to death. Malcolm Reynolds came in to save me, but he failed. I woke up just before I was executed by lethal injection.
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Post by Paimun on Oct 31, 2011 9:01:54 GMT -5
I dreamt that mum's friend died last night, I thought one of my friends was going to commit suicide, and then I thought Ritsu from K-On was going to die in one of the last episodes. Good night for people dying, I guess.
I also dreamt that the US was moving closer to a police state and I was sitting somewhere with people being wanded and searched. A guy came out of the woods and started shooting and we all ran. I eventually took refuge in a lighthouse or something in the middle of the woods, and everyone else piled in after me. We actually let the guy in since we couldn't leave, and then we were more or less hostages. After some bargaining I got him to let me out by cutting a hole in the screen on the window of the room he was in, and then told everyone else to get out the front door. I remember flying away as he was screaming at me for deceiving him. For most of the dream, he looked like some strange small round Angry Bird; not sure why.
Another dream had me in class, but there weren't a lot of people there. Just me, the teacher, and some computery people, network technicians or something. The place I was looked like a small computer shop, but the teacher was there. She told me I did well on a paper, 93, and handed it back. I was pretty happy, and had flashbacks to senior year of high school where I almost failed. I was glad that didn't happen again.
During one dream I was also in line for the back row of a roller coaster. Apparently my dad invited the grim reaper to stand in line with us, and when I turned around, he was standing there about 7 or 8 feet tall, and I jumped. Then he took off his mask and revealed himself to be one of my teachers playing a prank on me. He handed me some chocolate, and it was very good. It reminded me of a Hershey's Symphony bar.
Last thing I remember is being at Hogwart's for some reason but I can't remember why or what happened.
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