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Post by RavynousHunter on Jul 23, 2009 15:59:04 GMT -5
That's why I have energy management skills.
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Post by Sigmaleph on Jul 23, 2009 19:23:51 GMT -5
Ironbite, I suggest you stay away from my head. You won't like what you can find there.
Ask Vene if you don't believe me
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Post by ironbite on Jul 23, 2009 20:08:54 GMT -5
I've seen worse though.
Ironbite-ever been in Robert Redford's head? Or Roger Moore's? Or Cheney's?
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Post by tygerarmy on Aug 4, 2009 13:27:55 GMT -5
Saturday morning I had a weird dream. I was in uniform and somewhere down south with two friends. We were walking around outside and in the town center/court yard there was a group of Fundies preaching to a large group of people. They starting preaching their message of intolerance at us as we walked through. Which lead to my stopping and countering them by talking about tolerance and the good in everyone's beliefs. All of a sudden we're in a large church and I'm now between the alter and the first row of pews and I keep talking when this one blond guy walks up to me and tells me to sit down. He's got a pistol in his right hand and is holding right up against his hip. So I sit both of my friends sit to my right he sits to my left and while pointing the pistol at me starts preaching that tolerance is the work of the devil. After a few minutes of this he's getting into his message of hate I grab his weapon and hand, place it on safe, drop the magazine and pull the bolt back to release any rounds that were in the chamber, which there were none. At which point I pull my knife from my hip and telling him how very unchristian his whole church was, because of his actions and that the way the rest of the church had been sitting there and watching. That's when my alarm went off. Stupid Fundies invading my dreams now.
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Post by Art Vandelay on Aug 6, 2009 21:49:19 GMT -5
I had a rather perculiar one last night. I was on a 747 which was just sitting on the ground and with the stairs deployed so I could get on and off. Anyway, at the top of the stairs was Nikola Testla trying to do a puzzle, I decided to be a knob-end and started throwing puzzle pieces down the stairs for no particular reason. Testla ran down the stairs to retrieve them and I kept throwing more pieces, eventually I just thought "ah fuck it" and threw the entire puzzle out the plane. I looked down and saw Testla pull out a gun and start running after me. I woke up after a brief stint of running.
Nikola Testla, don't fuck with his puzzles.
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Post by The Lazy One on Sept 4, 2009 12:13:59 GMT -5
I just want to say that I had a very confusing dream last night. I don't know if I can post about it here, because it's kind of NSFW, but it has me seriously rethinking things.
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Post by tygerarmy on Sept 4, 2009 12:52:03 GMT -5
there is a sexy dream thread
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Post by The Lazy One on Sept 4, 2009 12:58:06 GMT -5
there is a sexy dream thread Ok. Maybe I'll post it there. I'm still trying to make sense of WTF that dream was all about.
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Post by Jodie on Sept 21, 2009 15:23:38 GMT -5
I had a dream early this morning that I was at my grandma's house in winter and because there was no room for me in the house I had to sleep outside. Somehow my sleeping bag was accidently attatched to the back of my aunt's car and she went for a drive through a forest. I was badly injured and no one in my family seemed to care, or even believe me at first even though I had two broken legs.
Following this dream I had another where I was fishing at my parent's trailer park but because I couldn't catch sufficient fish to feed myself and I was starving, I captured three or for black cats and skinned them and cooked them up like they were fish. Afterwards I was stealing some art supplies from a man who liked to take naughty pictures of his kids.
Uh... any dream interpreters want to have a go at this, because I'm majorly WTFing right now.
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Post by NoLeafClover on Sept 21, 2009 17:26:32 GMT -5
I dreamed that I was standing outside playing my DS, and someone tried to steal it. When I tried to chase them, then stabbed me in my side. And then I pretty much bled out until I woke up again.
I have a lot of death dreams. I also have deja vu a lot. :-\
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Post by Sigmaleph on Sept 21, 2009 19:56:23 GMT -5
I had a weird dream in which there was an evil second me who was clearly female and I had to kill her or she'd kill me. So we fought, with wooden rulers because knives would be cheating. And I had this weird impotence that I always get in fight dreams where I hit people as hard as I possibly can and it never really damages them. She sort of didn't fight seriously because she knew I was the original me and let me beat her up but continued to make fun of me because she was still taking no damage, so I had to switch tactics and I started twisting her joints in weird angles until it actually hurt her, and then she was immobilized and gave up and I stabbed her repeatedly, but still wouldn't die. Then my parents walked in and didn't find the scene unusual in the least, but asked me to stop stabbing and they bandaged her. After that, we were both walking around the house, and you could see she was heavily hurt but I wasn't and that was how you could tell us apart. She didn't attack me, but I was worried that the only reason she didn't fight seriously was that whoever won would become the evil me anyway. And then I realized I had her same injuries. I think by the time I woke up I was sort of becoming her.
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Post by tygerarmy on Sept 22, 2009 8:59:58 GMT -5
Sigmaleph your dream was awesome! Jodie stay out of the wilderness. Maybe you should have the cats catch you fish?
The only thing that was interesting about my dream this morning was it was like a montage, what was going on and who was there kept changing and one person would carry over as to not ruin the continuity and it took several roll overs before I realized I was dreaming and that woke me up, two minutes before my alarm I hate that.
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Post by Aqualung on Sept 23, 2009 21:57:53 GMT -5
Dammit. I really need to work on training myself to have lucid dreams again. >.<
Sometimes I have these dreams where I'll do something, go somewhere or something like that and then five minutes later in the dream I'll do the exact same thing. Anybody else ever have those? o_0
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Post by tygerarmy on Sept 24, 2009 8:30:14 GMT -5
Dammit. I really need to work on training myself to have lucid dreams again. >.< Sometimes I have these dreams where I'll do something, go somewhere or something like that and then five minutes later in the dream I'll do the exact same thing. Anybody else ever have those? o_0 Yes, sometimes if I wake up in the middle of the night and go back to sleep it will happen, sometimes the dream will just continue where it left off, other times it will start over but will have a different outcome. Lucid Dreaming FTW!!
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Post by Vypernight on Sept 29, 2009 4:07:29 GMT -5
I haven't even started my annual Lovecraft reading, and I'm having weird monster dreams!
A few of us were on vacation in some rural area, staying at one of the friend's house. My one friend and I were in the living room (I crashed on the couch while he crashed on the floor).
Suddenly, we heard a crash outside. We ran out to see some Cthulhu-like monsters laying waste to the area. They were much smaller than the Old Ones, only about 2-3 stories tall, and they all resembled some version of Cthulhu. Also, their leader was a coal-colored creater called Gordred.
Anyways, said some prayer that was in one of my books, and then these, I guess, Titans showed up. They were about the twice the height of humans, with long blond hair and white/golden robes and huge swords. Well the fight wasn't going in their favor, so we ran back inside and hid. The creatures started taunting those of us in the houses to 'come out and play.'
Then we heard a swooshing sound, followed by a deep, echoing voice.
"GORDRED!"
All of the creatures stopped dead in their tracks and started muttering, "Vorvadoss!" followed, I guess, by their version of expletives.
Vorvadoss cleaned house and apparently banished all of Gordred's buddies somewhere, because when we walked back outside, they were all gone. The remaining Titans were licking their wounds, and Vorvadoss vanished into the air.
The 'Titan' leader said we shouldn't have anything to worry about anymore and wished us well. I can't remember his name, even though he repeated it to me like 3 times. I think it was Incdivid or something.
I don't know where that dream came from, but it was kind of cool.
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