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Post by Snegurochka on Mar 2, 2009 16:08:40 GMT -5
here My favorite quote, ever. I don't know why, "your kingdom arises by the minute" has always sent me in to a fit of laughter. Maybe it's the homoerotic Freudian slip, or just the fact that a fundie wrote something like that, but it's freaking hilarious. I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THAT ONE :D. Thank you, I can print it out and put it on my binder now ♥. Seconding this one, this is basically Fundy Phantasies in a nutshell.
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Post by Tiger on Mar 2, 2009 19:29:57 GMT -5
Has anyone there taken notice of the fiasco at the main site and commented on it? Probably some real side squeezers about how forcing a server switch is God's judgement on us all.
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Post by antichrist on Mar 3, 2009 1:04:56 GMT -5
I forgot about the Japan comment, yeah that one's probably the one that made me go ape shit on them.
I believe I posted some rather nasty pictures on that thread too.
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Post by dasfuchs on Mar 3, 2009 1:53:35 GMT -5
" How long will people ignore the obvious.... Terrorism is EXCLUSIVE to Islam!!" - scapegoat, Rapture ReadyThis pompous jackass makes me so mad.... " Because millions around the world are being raped, tortured, murdered, and enslaved by Mulims...in the name of allah. There is almost zero protest from Muslims against such evil. The Muslims on the plane should be grateful they are even allowed to fly in the first place. *nodding smiley face*" - scapegoat, Rapture Ready
" I suspect Japan's excessive evil crossed a line....and God used the US to provide the judgement....
The people of Nagasaki should be thankful that they were judged by a benevolent people that rebuilt their nation...." - scapegoat, Rapture ReadyMy current favorite (even though it isn't from RR): " There are NO exceptions to abortion whatsoever. It is God's will that the woman was impregnated, and therefore she must birth the child!
I'm glad to see there were no "abortion is OK if she was raped" replies. If she was in fact raped, she must play the hand that was dealt to her, accept it as God's Will, and raise the interracial baby as her own." - Uberbeliever, CFI always saw Scapegoat as an ironic name for that fucker, always using scapegoats to excuse his religion of bullshit and history of facts. As for uberbeliever, I hope he uses that line in court when he gets busted for rape
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Post by lumax on Mar 3, 2009 9:49:32 GMT -5
Just when you think they've attacked everyone..... www.rr-bb.com/showthread.php?t=82933- Serving Our King - logosone - Velyx BTW who is wafer god? A new super-hero? These people are truly fucking nuts.
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Post by Paradox on Mar 3, 2009 14:03:37 GMT -5
Wafer god is the god they think Catholics worship. For more information, see any time Jack Chick has ever mentioned Catholics.
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Post by The Lazy One on Mar 3, 2009 14:12:31 GMT -5
Wafer god is the god they think Catholics worship. For more information, see any time Jack Chick has ever mentioned Catholics. Aw, damn. I was hoping it would be a Baklava god. Those wafer things that make up the dessert are damn good.
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Post by MozMode on Mar 4, 2009 13:24:38 GMT -5
Let me try... "blah blah blah athesits burnin in that thar hell *fapfapfap* blah blah blah loving god will kill blah blah blah" am i doin it rite? No... not enough smilies... blah blah blah athesits burnin in that thar hell ;D *fapfapfap* blah blah blah loving god will kill blah blah blah That should do it... That's what I noticed. They use so many fucking smilies over there at RR. It's like talking to a 13 year old. Every one of them.
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Post by ausador on Mar 4, 2009 16:49:06 GMT -5
;D I never noticed any smilies in any posts at Rapture Ready I'm not sure what you are referring to. Surely as such serious christians they would never make such a childish mistake as to clutter up thier posts that way?
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Post by gotpwnt on Mar 4, 2009 17:22:42 GMT -5
Let me try... "blah blah blah athesits burnin in that thar hell *fapfapfap* blah blah blah loving god will kill blah blah blah" am i doin it rite? No... not enough smilies... blah blah blah athesits burnin in that thar hell ;D *fapfapfap* blah blah blah loving god will kill blah blah blah That should do it... :3
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Post by MozMode on Mar 4, 2009 17:54:42 GMT -5
;D I never noticed any smilies in any posts at Rapture Ready I'm not sure what you are referring to. Surely as such serious christians they would never make such a childish mistake as to clutter up thier posts that way? LOL. Exactly.
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Post by Rubyfruit on Mar 4, 2009 21:24:27 GMT -5
My favorite Rapture Ready quotes are the ones that are utterly incomprehensible and make me put on my WTF face. The kind where you can practically see them fapping through your computer screen are great, too.
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Post by wisechild on Mar 5, 2009 14:56:09 GMT -5
From the thread "Barack for 2 Terms": Well, the way I see it is: IF the rapture happens before the next election, there will be a LOT less people voting for morals, honesty and conservative values. Hence, O will probably be elected for second term........... if there is a country here to be president of. It won't matter to us believers, but I pity the "good" and "conservative" people who are left here to have to deal with him. Kathy www.rr-bb.com/showthread.php?t=83255
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Post by BenderBRodriguez on Mar 6, 2009 0:09:21 GMT -5
OH OH OH OH
COME LORD JESUS
(or something like that)
Or Jesuslover's "im ready" proclamation.
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Post by antichrist on Mar 6, 2009 1:55:09 GMT -5
I don't remember the exact quote,
But the woman who said she got a toe curling electric shock through her body when she was reading the bible (basically an orgasm).
I wasn't sure which was sadder, that she got orgasms from the bible, or that she had 5 kids and didn't know what an orgasm was.
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