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Post by schizophonic on Mar 13, 2009 11:08:08 GMT -5
Everyone does. It doesn't hurt that operating the instrument makes for a "jerking off" motion.
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Post by Redhunter on Mar 16, 2009 1:52:03 GMT -5
Everyone does. It doesn't hurt that operating the instrument makes for a "jerking off" motion. Wow. You just made it sound even dirtier to ME. I had glossed over that bit of unintentionally pornographic hand movement. Gee, thanks for endangering my immortal soul with the flames of hell.
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Post by schizophonic on Mar 16, 2009 7:43:50 GMT -5
Wow. You just made it sound even dirtier to ME. I had glossed over that bit of unintentionally pornographic hand movement. Gee, thanks for endangering my immortal soul with the flames of hell. Well, Misery loves company....
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Post by Redhunter on Mar 17, 2009 4:19:27 GMT -5
Wow. You just made it sound even dirtier to ME. I had glossed over that bit of unintentionally pornographic hand movement. Gee, thanks for endangering my immortal soul with the flames of hell. Well, Misery loves company.... ;D Yes I certainly do!
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Post by schizophonic on Mar 17, 2009 6:45:10 GMT -5
Then you're in for a treat, since all of us trombonists are going to Hell for "repetition injuries."
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Post by Redhunter on Mar 17, 2009 7:20:16 GMT -5
Then you're in for a treat, since all of us trombonists are going to Hell for "repetition injuries." I'm going for ass raping invalids. It's not my fault really. My dad always used to tell us kids, "You don't need to jerk-off when you have an old folks home right next door! Wait till naptime then pick the invalid with the sweetest ass. When that colostomy bag is full of man gravy, just roll the feeb down the stairs and start a fresh one!" At least my sister had the forethought to videotape that crimespree so we can masturbate to them each night.
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Post by schizophonic on Mar 17, 2009 7:42:22 GMT -5
Then you're in for a treat, since all of us trombonists are going to Hell for "repetition injuries." I'm going for ass raping invalids. It's not my fault really. My dad always used to tell us kids, "You don't need to jerk-off when you have an old folks home right next door! Wait till naptime then pick the invalid with the sweetest ass. When that colostomy bag is full of man gravy, just roll the feeb down the stairs and start a fresh one!" At least my sister had the forethought to videotape that crimespree so we can masturbate to them each night. Hah. I got you beat. I had a lot of oral sex in high school. That's far worse than rape.
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Post by Redhunter on Mar 17, 2009 7:51:10 GMT -5
I'm going for ass raping invalids. It's not my fault really. My dad always used to tell us kids, "You don't need to jerk-off when you have an old folks home right next door! Wait till naptime then pick the invalid with the sweetest ass. When that colostomy bag is full of man gravy, just roll the feeb down the stairs and start a fresh one!" At least my sister had the forethought to videotape that crimespree so we can masturbate to them each night. Hah. I got you beat. I had a lot of oral sex in high school. That's far worse than rape. Only if you give it though.
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Post by schizophonic on Mar 17, 2009 8:03:47 GMT -5
Who says I didn't?
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Post by Caitshidhe on Mar 17, 2009 8:09:28 GMT -5
Gosh, what a lot of interesting posts to wake up to. Either that or the fever has actually cooked my brain.
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Post by ironbite on Mar 17, 2009 12:53:30 GMT -5
Is it a sexy feaver?
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Post by Sandafluffoid on Mar 17, 2009 12:57:19 GMT -5
Wierdest post out of context ever. Screw that, wierdiest post ever.
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Post by Caitshidhe on Mar 17, 2009 13:07:31 GMT -5
Yeah, no kidding.... o.0
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Post by ironbite on Mar 17, 2009 13:21:18 GMT -5
It's 2:20...I'm stuck at home waiting for some stupid delivery of my mom's. I haven't eaten anything as of yet.
Ironbite-I get weirder the hungrier I get.
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Post by schizophonic on Mar 17, 2009 14:39:18 GMT -5
I have a feeling something cooked Irondude's brain.
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