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Post by clockworkgirl21 on Jul 14, 2009 2:11:00 GMT -5
As far as I know, RR people haven't said the following:
-Obama doesn't really love his kids.
-Obama's got a weird way of signing things(I noticed he writes with his arm at a weird angle), so he must not be serious.
-Michelle had other children, but they gave them over to Satan worshipers to sacrifice.
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Post by Dragon Zachski on Jul 14, 2009 3:20:16 GMT -5
- That the reason that gay sex is wrong because the X chromosome is the God Chromosome, and when you've got two guys together, it's 2 God Chromosomes, and when you've got two girls together, it's 4 God Chromosomes, but in a heterosexual relationship, there's three God Chromosomes which is a symbol of the trinitiy.
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Post by Maryland Bear on Jul 14, 2009 4:40:46 GMT -5
George Bush was clearly anointed by God, via the Holy Spirit, to be our leader. Therefore, it is blasphemy of the Holy Spirit -- the unforgivable sin -- to oppose any of his decisions.
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Post by erictheblue on Jul 14, 2009 6:55:20 GMT -5
George Bush was clearly anointed by God, via the Holy Spirit, to be our leader. Therefore, it is blasphemy of the Holy Spirit -- the unforgivable sin -- to oppose any of his decisions. I can't find the quotes, but I swear I've seen places where fundies said almost exactly this. |
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Post by Maryland Bear on Jul 14, 2009 8:44:55 GMT -5
George Bush was clearly anointed by God, via the Holy Spirit, to be our leader. Therefore, it is blasphemy of the Holy Spirit -- the unforgivable sin -- to oppose any of his decisions. I can't find the quotes, but I swear I've seen places where fundies said almost exactly this. I know I've heard them argue that Bush's Presidency was due to divine intervention, and I've heard at least them come close to declaring it a sin to question his leadership. I've never heard anyone argue its blasphemy of the Holy Spirit, though. |
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Post by Ian1732 on Jul 14, 2009 8:50:38 GMT -5
I just wish there were more fundies complaining about RuneScape that I could laugh at.
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Post by secularskeptic on Jul 14, 2009 8:58:02 GMT -5
The only reason HiDef tv was invented was because Obama wants to watch you through your tv sets to see if you are reading a Bible and if you are, then you will be taken to a secret FEMA camp and persecuted for being a Christian.
Wait, I did see that on RR...dammit.
Ok, I got one, and I really am waiting for them to bust out this one on some atheist:
You aren't really even a human, you are just a Manchurian candidate that was put on earth by Satan to annoy Christians. Soon, Satan will flip a switch and all you atheists will suddenly go on auto-bot mode and come zombie-like for the brains of the Christians. This will usher in the NWO/one world religion/one world currency and then Jesus will pop out of a cloud, piss on the heads of the ObamaSatanZombieBots and whoosh all us TRUE Christians to his private pad in the sky.
I apologize if the RRers have already come up with that one.
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Post by Bezron on Jul 14, 2009 9:45:04 GMT -5
You aren't really even a human, you are just a Manchurian candidate that was put on earth by Satan to annoy Christians. Soon, Satan will flip a switch and all you atheists will suddenly go on auto-bot mode and come zombie-like for the brains of the Christians. This will usher in the NWO/one world religion/one world currency and then Jesus will pop out of a cloud, piss on the heads of the ObamaSatanZombieBots and whoosh all us TRUE Christians to his private pad in the sky. I apologize if the RRers have already come up with that one. I like it, I like it a lot |
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Post by dasfuchs on Jul 14, 2009 10:39:59 GMT -5
George Bush was clearly anointed by God, via the Holy Spirit, to be our leader. Therefore, it is blasphemy of the Holy Spirit -- the unforgivable sin -- to oppose any of his decisions. I can't find the quotes, but I swear I've seen places where fundies said almost exactly this. Jesus Camp |
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Post by dasfuchs on Jul 14, 2009 10:41:35 GMT -5
The only reason HiDef tv was invented was because Obama wants to watch you through your tv sets to see if you are reading a Bible and if you are, then you will be taken to a secret FEMA camp and persecuted for being a Christian. Wait, I did see that on RR...dammit. Ok, I got one, and I really am waiting for them to bust out this one on some atheist: You aren't really even a human, you are just a Manchurian candidate that was put on earth by Satan to annoy Christians. Soon, Satan will flip a switch and all you atheists will suddenly go on auto-bot mode and come zombie-like for the brains of the Christians. This will usher in the NWO/one world religion/one world currency and then Jesus will pop out of a cloud, piss on the heads of the ObamaSatanZombieBots and whoosh all us TRUE Christians to his private pad in the sky. I apologize if the RRers have already come up with that one. Lol, night of the living dead, except the christians are boarded up in a house...there are no black ones |
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Post by Septic Sceptic on Jul 14, 2009 10:50:57 GMT -5
The only reason HiDef tv was invented was because Obama wants to watch you through your tv sets to see if you are reading a Bible and if you are, then you will be taken to a secret FEMA camp and persecuted for being a Christian. Wait, I did see that on RR...dammit. Ok, I got one, and I really am waiting for them to bust out this one on some atheist: You aren't really even a human, you are just a Manchurian candidate that was put on earth by Satan to annoy Christians. Soon, Satan will flip a switch and all you atheists will suddenly go on auto-bot mode and come zombie-like for the brains of the Christians. This will usher in the NWO/one world religion/one world currency and then Jesus will pop out of a cloud, piss on the heads of the ObamaSatanZombieBots and whoosh all us TRUE Christians to his private pad in the sky. I apologize if the RRers have already come up with that one. Lol, night of the living dead, except the christians are boarded up in a house...there are no black ones Here's an early draft of the script: Atheist zombie: Brains... braaaaains... ( Atheist Zombie wanders up to house where the Rapture Readians are cowering, and sniffs before wandering off again.) Atheist Zombie: Brains... braaaaaaaaaains... |
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Post by Alexandria on Jul 14, 2009 11:40:20 GMT -5
"Hi, I'm full of shit!" What, you never said what topic the saying had to be on  |
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Post by Primal Eve on Jul 14, 2009 14:29:35 GMT -5
George Bush was clearly anointed by God, via the Holy Spirit, to be our leader. Therefore, it is blasphemy of the Holy Spirit -- the unforgivable sin -- to oppose any of his decisions. I must admit that a number of my fellow members on Rapture Ready are completely full of shit. |
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Post by Rat Of Steel on Jul 14, 2009 15:18:21 GMT -5
You aren't really even a human, you are just a Manchurian candidate that was put on earth by Satan to annoy Christians. Soon, Satan will flip a switch and all you atheists will suddenly go on auto-bot mode and come zombie-like for the brains of the Christians. Not hardly. *smirk* After all, the Autobots believe that "freedom is the right of all sentient beings". If anything, such a tactic could only be perpetrated by the Decepticons.  |
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Post by Admiral Lithp on Jul 14, 2009 15:24:43 GMT -5
Secular Skeptic: They've gotten "atheists were put here by the devil," but as far as I know, the whole zombie thing is unique.
"The Mark of the Beast is magic."
Seriously. I'm sure that's what the belief was in the middle ages, & it would be a whole lot simpler than all of this technobabble involving nanochips. Plus, they already hate magic.
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