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Post by tiado on Aug 27, 2009 13:28:24 GMT -5
-People who don't use turn signals. -People who drive while talking on cell phones. -People who walk around with Bluetooths (-teeth?), then get p***ed when you think they're talking to you. -Smokers. -Cats. -Ebonics. I'm sure I can think of more, but that's it for now. Holy crap! that is almost exactly my list except that mine doesn't have cats on it. Also, that bluetooth one is so true. I've had people glare at me because I thought that since they were talking while facing me, that they were talking to me. Oh sorry, my mistake, I'm the ass-face. - My list would substitute cats with tailgaters, and I mean the kind who look like their about to drive in to my back seat. I think I'll add these to my list as well: - Drivers who are in such a huge hurry to get in front of me only to drive reeeeeaaaaaaaally slooooooooow. And this always happens to me on single or 2 lane roads where I cannot pass them at all. - Numerous calls on my phone from numbers I don't recognize that call multiple times every single day, yet not one leaves a message, ever. - Getting in the checkout line at the supermarket, only to have the line grind to a complete halt because the ONE person ahead of me needs to switch out an item, either that, or has gone over the amout of money they have budgeted and has to decide what items they need to take off the bill. - Getting the windshield replaced (at a considerable cost to me) on the car only to have a nice big rock slam into it on my way home from the auto glass place. - Me having the inability to spell half the time. For example, this post, even after proofreading it several times, I still had to go back and edit my stupid spelling mistakes after I posted it. Fuck I can't spell.
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Post by calee022 on Aug 27, 2009 14:50:25 GMT -5
When the cashier at the grocery store puts the receipt and your coin change on top of your bills that you receive as change. Then I have to stand there like a moron sorting things. Bills into the wallet, change into the pocket, receipt into the bag. i I STILL love pulling my hand back when they do that so the coins spill all over the place. The look on their face is priceless.
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Post by devilschaplain2 on Aug 27, 2009 15:04:25 GMT -5
When the cashier at the grocery store puts the receipt and your coin change on top of your bills that you receive as change. Then I have to stand there like a moron sorting things. Bills into the wallet, change into the pocket, receipt into the bag. i I STILL love pulling my hand back when they do that so the coins spill all over the place. The look on their face is priceless. I'm afraid I'm one of those people ;D
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Post by Hades on Aug 27, 2009 15:06:39 GMT -5
When the cashier at the grocery store puts the receipt and your coin change on top of your bills that you receive as change. Then I have to stand there like a moron sorting things. Bills into the wallet, change into the pocket, receipt into the bag. i I STILL love pulling my hand back when they do that so the coins spill all over the place. The look on their face is priceless. I hate when cashiers won't look at me or put my change in my hand. It's usually girls who just plop my change on the counter, and I have to scoop the coins to the edge and into my other hand. I have no idea why. Maybe they don't think I'm sexy enough for any contact no matter how brief.
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Post by ironbite on Aug 27, 2009 16:43:14 GMT -5
The whole world!
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Post by wmdkitty on Aug 27, 2009 17:20:15 GMT -5
People who use the "words" irregardless and guesstimate. And use brand names as verbs, ie "to Tazer", "to Band-Aid", "To Jacuzzi". They're product names and you sound like an idiot. Mind you, I am extremely fond of the word "staycation". I'm with you on "irregardless," but product names do, in fact, end up legitimately verbed. "Hey, would you Xerox this for me?" "Tazer" is on the same path, i.e. "Don't taze me, bro!" I really don't see the problem there, it's a matter of certain people being anal-retentive. Nobody says "facial tissue," regardless of the brand name, it's "pass the kleenex, please." I woke up to one of my housemates stereo cranked to 11. I don't want to hear your video games, and I certainly should NOT wake up to my bed shaking from the bass. People who leave the dog out in the yard, and do nothing to keep it quiet. (Hey, redneck neighbor, this means YOU!)
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Still metal, no longer Jewish
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Post by POSW on Aug 27, 2009 17:51:16 GMT -5
- People who think that you want to hear their crappy music (and it is always crappy music) blaring out of their car.
- People who listen to crappy music, period. This includes people who think that those of us who don't "get" 4'33 need to be more "open-minded", not just Black Eyed Peas-loving neanderthals.
- Restaurants who put six kinds of sauce on fucking everything. Thanks, but I like my food plain, so I can enjoy the pure taste of it.
- Fucking oatmeal fucking raisin fucking cookies. Whoever decided to make those disgusting pieces of health food shit so they look like delicious chocolate chip cookies needs to be beaten.
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Post by malendras on Aug 27, 2009 18:19:27 GMT -5
People who leave my room door open. I ask my parents about once a day to close it all the way, yet half the time they fail to do it. (Seriously, I counted. It's ~half.) Just close it that last 2 inches! It's OK! I actually like it!
The phrase "I could care less." Most of the time people use it, they actually mean that they don't care, so they couldn't care less.
People who call me 10 times, I don't answer, so they leave 10 voicemails. I actually despise voicemail entirely simply because every phone I've ever had made it really hard to listen to it.
"Students who wear pajama pants to class at noon. It's annoying at any time, but after twelve there's no excuse. "
Yes there is - we're lazy and don't care how we look. It's college. Especially around here, noone gives a shit how you look.
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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Aug 27, 2009 18:26:06 GMT -5
The phrase "I could care less." Most of the time people use it, they actually mean that they don't care, so they couldn't care less. YES. YES. YES. THANK YOU. FINALLY. At least I'm not the only one. I cringe every time I hear it used in that context (my mother uses it a lot), and I have to keep myself from pouncing on certain posts in order to correct them. It's just...like...ARGH. It's my OCDish trigger or something. NO FUCKING KIDDING. I admit, I have a very, very soft voice, and I tend to mumble- it's a side effect of having hearing loss and being inexplicably but deathly afraid to speak loud enough for most people to understand me the first time around. My mom's the world's worst about telling me to speak the fuck up, both literally and as in "Be assertive!", but if I dare follow her advice, she either gets butthurt or stares at me like a cow chewing cud for 5 minutes before turning away...without replying. Fucking ANNOYING.
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Post by RavynousHunter on Aug 27, 2009 18:55:21 GMT -5
*People who think I'm a woman because I have long hair. Fuck you, this isn't the motherfucking 50's anymore, you god damned neanderthal.
*People who think I'm some kind of Satanist or some shit because either a) I have "that devilish long hair" or b) because I tend to wear dark clothes. Dark clothes don't show dirt, you stupid piece of shit. Also, I don't know if you dumb fuckers noticed this, but your pal Jesus, HE HAS FUCKING LONG HAIR. So did Samson, and he was a bad motherfucker! If anything, my long hair makes me more fucking holy! STICK THAT IN YOUR ANUS AND SPIN, BITCH!
*People who try to get me to talk while I'm reading. I'm reading a fucking book, god damn you, what kind of delusional fantasy do you fucking live in that would make you think that I would want to be bothered with the details of your inane, pathetic life?
*People that get surprised that I get pissed off when they do something to piss me off. What did you expect? YOU FUCKING PROVOKED ME. The ONLY ONE here that is to blame is YOU. If you kick a dog enough, it will bite you; the same fucking thing goes for people.
*People who just bog-ass into my room without fucking knocking. That's why I have the sign there, dumbass. The sign even asks NICELY! Is it so much to ask for a little motherfucking consideration?
*People who use the word "irregardless." I don't care what dictionary says its a word, it is NOT A MOTHERFUCKING WORD. IT IS A GOD DAMNED DOUBLE-FUCKING-NEGATIVE.
*People who use my fucking notebooks without my permission. I lost my green notebook for two weeks because my dad saw it on his desk and assumed it was his. Yes, moron, you're the only one around here who keeps notes on anything. Just ignore the fact that I have 3 more just fucking like it in my room and it has my fucking name on the cover. Yeah, they're completely fucking blank. No data, no important notes that I might need. Nope. Just motherfucking blank or filled with kiddy scribbles. Motherfucker.
*0o fungis o0. This kid my brother knows on Xbox Live. If you get the chance, please, tell him he's a fucking retard. Because he really is. He's an over-opinionated, insistent, idiotic little basement-dwelling cunt who needs to be castrated because there's a high likelihood that his stupidity is fucking GENETIC and spreading his filth would be a detriment to the entire species.
*People who don't get to the fucking point. Just tell me what you want and get on with it, damn it. I have things I'd rather be doing than sit around for two hours listening to you explain every tiny fucking motivation you have for asking me for a god damned screwdriver.
*People who initiate a conversation with me just for the sake of talking. I don't give a shit! Unless I ask, I really don't care how your day was or what you did on a game or who said what to who on what day for whatever reason. News flash, moron: Chances are, I DON'T CARE.
*People who say I "need to talk more about my feelings." Fuck that. My feelings are my own, they're my problems to deal with. If I need help, I'll ask for it. Gee, what a novel concept! Asking for help when I need it! Never could've thought of that one!
*People who say I shouldn't be so sarcastic. News flash (#2): I'm an asshole. I will tell you how it is, and if you do something to annoy me, I'll be an asshole about it. If you can't deal with sarcasm, tough. You can go cry to your mommy, just don't bitch at me because "I'm mean." I'll just ignore you (at best) and keep on being a sarcastic asshole.
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Post by ironbite on Aug 27, 2009 19:15:47 GMT -5
I could care less about your problems.
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Post by RavynousHunter on Aug 27, 2009 19:37:00 GMT -5
You got one hell of a title there, Ibby.
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Post by lumberjackninja on Aug 27, 2009 19:42:57 GMT -5
- Mouth noises. Normally, this involves chewing with your mouth open or smacking your lips, but pretty much any noise made by your mouth that isn't meant to be speech drives me absolutely insane. My old roommate was so bad about eating loudly that it was actually one of the major factors that drove me out of the house and into my current apartment. It bothers me so much that I can't even watch blowjob porn with sound, because the noises made by a penis in someone's mouth is just too much for me to bear.
- Microsoft Windows. Seriously guys, you're one of the largest software companies in the world, and yet you can't code an operating system to save your asses. I love how people praise Windows 7 for being faster than XP, when the Linux and *BSD kernels have always been slim and Apple's OS X has gotten faster with pretty much every release.
- People who, while eating, allow the tip of their fork or the edge of their knife to come into extended, forceful contact with their plate or bowl. I don't know if I'm extra perceptive of high-frequency sound or what, but I seem to notice screetchy noises more than other people, and it usually causes me to drop whatever I have in my hand and tense up.
- People who drive loud vehicles. Seriously, if your brakes are squeaky, you need to change them. If your muffler is decaying, you should replace it. If you deliberately make your vehicle louder, you're a douche, plain and simple.
- Somewhat related to the above: Harley Davidson Motorcycles. Talk about paying for a brand name. Any vehicle which costs multiple times as much as its competitors and has parts that are deliberately mis-machined to make loud, obnoxious noises is just fucking retarded. Buy a fucking Honda or Kawasaki, their engines are more efficient and you don't look like an asshole who's going through his midlife crisis and is trying to relive his glory days.
- People who put their opening curly braces on a separate line from their 'if', 'else', 'while', 'for', or function declaration. Also, people who put else/else-if clauses inline with the closing curly brace of the previous conditional.
- Bad parents. Basically, go to wal*mart and you'll see what I mean.
- Anti-nuclear/anti-wind activists. Listen, if you completely oppose either of these technologies you clearly don't understand science. Just... just die, or something. Seriously.
- People who don't realize when they're being annoying. For example, my upstairs neighbor: I shouldn't have to ask you to not play movies loudly past midnight. Seriously, is it that hard? Do you do it just to piss me off? Or see if you can get away with it? Look, I'm a licensed radio amateur. That means that if I so chose, I could hook an RF oscillator up to a 1000 watt amplifier and aim it directly at your tv, through the floor, and when it kills your television you can't bitch about it. Do we really need to go that far?
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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Aug 27, 2009 19:43:48 GMT -5
I could care less about your problems. *eye twitch of doom*
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Post by ironbite on Aug 27, 2009 19:52:08 GMT -5
Try doing that when you're the size of a planet deadpan. Unicron doesn't scare me...
Ironbite-also I've scared Galvatron into sanity. It was only for about 5 seconds but that's more then anyone else.
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