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Post by erictheblue on Oct 19, 2009 9:29:43 GMT -5
Yet if you were to call them Paulians they'd get all upset. Just come out and admit that you all fap for Paul and don't give a fuck about Jesus THIS! Seriously, they worship PAUL and his schizophrenic "vision" of Jesus, instead of following Jesus' (alleged) words. I'll add my "THIS" to wmd's "THIS!" Are we sure the woman who originally wrote this isn't a Poe? I have a tough time wrapping my mind around the thought that a fundie is openly admitting that she does not accept the words of Jesus.
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Post by Admiral Lithp on Oct 19, 2009 22:04:22 GMT -5
THIS! Seriously, they worship PAUL and his schizophrenic "vision" of Jesus, instead of following Jesus' (alleged) words. I'll add my "THIS" to wmd's "THIS!" Are we sure the woman who originally wrote this isn't a Poe? I have a tough time wrapping my mind around the thought that a fundie is openly admitting that she does not accept the words of Jesus. Trifecta THIS! There's always an exception that proves the rule.
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Post by Chi Shiro on Oct 19, 2009 22:22:04 GMT -5
Hatred of gays and shellfish. Ironbite-obviouslly. That's what's in the Old. What's in the New that they use? 1 Corinthians 6:9-10 9Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, 10Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God. This is KJV. Some use homosexual instead of effeminate.
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Post by Armand Tanzarian on Oct 20, 2009 0:03:35 GMT -5
Then they should also ban adultery and drinking right?
Right?
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Post by Chi Shiro on Oct 20, 2009 0:07:22 GMT -5
The first one, yes. The second one? I will bite the first fundie who tries to take my alcohol.
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Post by Vene on Oct 20, 2009 3:11:54 GMT -5
Then they should also ban adultery and drinking right? Right? Yep. Wait, shit, I'm technically committing adultery.
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Post by szaleniec on Oct 20, 2009 3:21:26 GMT -5
Yet if you were to call them Paulians they'd get all upset. They do. Remember BuzzardFuck's "you may be a fundamentalist atheist if..." list? I think it was an item on there.
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Post by Vypernight on Oct 20, 2009 4:04:08 GMT -5
Yet if you were to call them Paulians they'd get all upset. Just come out and admit that you all fap for Paul and don't give a fuck about Jesus You mean the guy who fell off his horse, hit his head, and went from condemning Christians to condemning everyone? Oh yeah, hell of a role model. I have a strong respect for RL Christians now.
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Post by davedan on Oct 20, 2009 4:05:30 GMT -5
Yet if you were to call them Paulians they'd get all upset. They do. Remember BuzzardFuck's "you may be a fundamentalist atheist if..." list? I think it was an item on there. Given that I would love to the RR crew's take on the red letter christians.
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Post by spinetingler on Nov 17, 2009 0:20:31 GMT -5
Fuck Paul.
Heatstroke delusions is no basis for a religion.
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Post by Lucifer on Nov 17, 2009 1:58:50 GMT -5
Let's face it Jesus was a commie - I mean give away all your possessions shit - save that Red stuff for the Russians, Americans don't want that. Damn Jewish Commie. That's unamerican, no Way that's true. Jeebus was a gun toting anti-abortion homophobic republican.
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Post by Dragon Zachski on Nov 17, 2009 10:27:27 GMT -5
What's even more tragic is that most of the letters from Paul aren't actually from Paul, but rather an impersonator.
And even more tragic then that is that LETTERS are considered scripture. It would be like me writing a letter of congratulations to a friend of mine for getting engaged, and then 1,000 years later, some fundie group insists that all engagement congratulations must be done exactly the same the way my letter put it.
Christianity: Taking what is equivalent to a grocery list and turning it into a religion.
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Post by The_L on Nov 17, 2009 11:01:12 GMT -5
Christianity: Taking what is equivalent to a grocery list and turning it into a religion. "And thus saith the Lord: Go thee now unto the Supermart of Groceries, and do thou purchase eggs, and milk, and bread, and butter: And thou shalt enjoy the taste thereof. But if thou dost forget to purchase extra lightbulbs, thy wife shall cast thee out onto the Couch; Where there will be much wailing and gnashing of teeth."
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Post by David D.G. on Nov 17, 2009 13:45:56 GMT -5
People like this are always talking about "keeping Christ in Christmas." How about just keeping Christ in Christianity? Christianity: Taking what is equivalent to a grocery list and turning it into a religion. Read A Canticle for Leibowitz sometime. It contains some wry material very much like this. ~David D.G.
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Post by HonestlyNow on Nov 17, 2009 13:51:44 GMT -5
What's even more tragic is that most of the letters from Paul aren't actually from Paul, but rather an impersonator. And even more tragic then that is that LETTERS are considered scripture. It would be like me writing a letter of congratulations to a friend of mine for getting engaged, and then 1,000 years later, some fundie group insists that all engagement congratulations must be done exactly the same the way my letter put it. Christianity: Taking what is equivalent to a grocery list and turning it into a religion. Paul was a misogynistic jerk...so many people focus on his teaching regarding women, to the detriment of humanity as a whole...I bet he either had mommy issues, or was suppressing his homosexuality hardcore. But if what you say is true, about an impersonator...well that's just effed up... I wish there was a facebook group along these lines, I'd start one myself, but that'd "out" me...
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