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Post by Khaine on Mar 18, 2009 23:59:07 GMT -5
While back RR had a hugh thread where members were creating a mega fanfic about what would happen when the RAPTURE happened. Then, all of a sudden, it disappeared! Well, seems that the fanfic was so popular that it spun off a forum of its own. Anyone wishing to catch up can find it at Are They Ready For This?
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Post by DarkfireTaimatsu on Mar 19, 2009 0:03:07 GMT -5
I remember some of their rapture porn fanfics were on the main FSTDT site, and they were even worse than their usual posts. On many levels.
I'm not clicking that link, because I prefer my brains inside my head, not shooting out of my ears.
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Post by Hades on Mar 19, 2009 0:20:37 GMT -5
There's no greater showcase for the bat shit insanity of a fundie than a rapture fanfic.
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Post by Mira on Mar 19, 2009 4:10:22 GMT -5
Oh my, those just demonstrate the levels of bat-shittedness prevalent at RR. I like how everyone who isn't raptured in those stories is completely unaware of the entire concept of the rapture. Even people who are Christians like Obama and various evil liberal news people.
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Post by peanutfan on Mar 19, 2009 13:54:17 GMT -5
Isn't "Left Behind" basically just a giant rapture fanfic?
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Post by antichrist on Mar 19, 2009 13:56:08 GMT -5
Isn't "Left Behind" basically just a giant rapture fanfic? Or rapture porn. Guess it could be both.
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Post by Thejebusfire on Mar 19, 2009 14:08:33 GMT -5
Isn't "Left Behind" basically just a giant rapture fanfic? Yes. They got a series for kids too.
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Post by peanutfan on Mar 19, 2009 14:38:46 GMT -5
Isn't "Left Behind" basically just a giant rapture fanfic? Yes. They got a series for kids too. I've seen those. But...weren't all the kids Raptured in "Left Behind"? Or were these kids the ones that had started growing hair on their unmentionables and were therefore above the "age of discretion" and hadn't accepted Jesus Christ as their personal Lord and Savior? MY HEAD A SPLODE.
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Post by Thejebusfire on Mar 19, 2009 15:04:35 GMT -5
Yes. They got a series for kids too. I've seen those. But...weren't all the kids Raptured in "Left Behind"? Or were these kids the ones that had started growing hair on their unmentionables and were therefore above the "age of discretion" and hadn't accepted Jesus Christ as their personal Lord and Savior? MY HEAD A SPLODE. I read one book as a kid, I got about halfway through. They were all around 16 I think.
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Post by amindfarfaraway on Mar 20, 2009 19:27:31 GMT -5
I'm agreeing with Darkfire. I'm not going anywhere near that fucking site.
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Post by Admiral Lithp on Mar 20, 2009 21:56:41 GMT -5
TL;DR. WAAAY TL;DR.
But just reading the first couple posts, I kept seeing shit like, "thousands dead," "oh God, where is my daughter!?" "head-on collision," "20 car pile up," "worst catastrophe of all time," and thought, "wait a minute, and they think this is the best thing ever? WTF?!" Then I realized that, according to the Fundies, all of those people who died were going strait to Hell, and then my brain just kind of gave up.
Seriously. That sounds like one of those scenes in a movie where some guy just blew up a school, or something.
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Post by amindfarfaraway on Mar 20, 2009 23:33:26 GMT -5
What I like is how there's supposed to be all these mass catastrophes due to all the rapture retards being taken away, but there's not that many of them, and nothing bad would happen, and no one would probably notice. If they had any family members "left behind", they'd probably be happy they were gone.
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Post by Old Viking on Mar 21, 2009 18:25:18 GMT -5
I find their rapture belief amusing. If it makes 'em happy, fine. But the fanfic that was displayed on RR was criminal. I could almost overlook the absence of any imagination. But the extreme torture of the English language was more than I could tolerate.
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Post by peanutfan on Mar 22, 2009 12:35:12 GMT -5
Didn't Pat Robertson write a Rapture novel where the non-Christian children weren't taken and within a week "parents were competing to see who could molest their children most" or some crap like that?
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Post by Thejebusfire on Mar 22, 2009 15:03:03 GMT -5
Didn't Pat Robertson write a Rapture novel where the non-Christian children weren't taken and within a week "parents were competing to see who could molest their children most" or some crap like that? Yeah, because no child molester has ever been a Christian.
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