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Post by lonelocust on Dec 14, 2009 0:15:30 GMT -5
This is religiously eschatological, but it's more of a conspiracy theory. I'm not sure if it really belongs in Religion and Philosophy, but it seemed close enough. This is one of the funniest things I have seen in forever. And you really just do not see where it is going when it starts.
And I have to say... this plot is way better than any of Dan Brown's shit.
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Post by Jodie on Dec 14, 2009 1:41:30 GMT -5
LOL@ a whole lot of crazy!
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Post by EmptySet on Dec 14, 2009 19:54:14 GMT -5
Does anyone want to summarize this for those of us without a long enough attention span to watch twenty full minutes of poorly recorded crazy?
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Post by Lucifer on Dec 14, 2009 21:58:19 GMT -5
Wow. This guy needs to lay off the drugs. I don't know if I should laugh or bang my head at the stupidity of the whole thing.
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Post by lonelocust on Dec 14, 2009 22:13:56 GMT -5
Does anyone want to summarize this for those of us without a long enough attention span to watch twenty full minutes of poorly recorded crazy? Summary: The anti-christ will be a clone, since clones have no souls. He will be a clone of Jesus since Jesus had magic god DNA and also he needs to have the DNA from the royal line of David (since like, we totally have King David's DNA apparently, so people will want to test it.), and will be cloned from the Shroud of Turin. And this cloned Jesus from the shroud of Turin antichrist is already alive, and it's... Prince William. Uhm, and something about Princess Di being involved in the Masons because they're all descendants of King David or something which is why she had to be the mother of antichrist clone Jesus Prince William.
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Post by Maryland Bear on Dec 15, 2009 7:13:37 GMT -5
The "AntiChrist is a clone of Christ using cells from the Shroud of Turin" is the basis of a really cheesy bit of apocalyptic fiction called "The Christ Clone Trilogy". (Not unlike "Left Behind", except a good deal shorter.)
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Post by nathanthewise on Dec 15, 2009 7:27:20 GMT -5
Prince William as the anti-Christ? Wow, that's just nuts. Harry, now ...
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Post by kristine on Dec 15, 2009 9:25:06 GMT -5
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Post by Maryland Bear on Dec 15, 2009 9:44:36 GMT -5
I thought they were secret alien lizards Calling Prince Charles a "snake" does not count as confirming the Royals are lizard people.
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Post by Rat Of Steel on Dec 15, 2009 13:30:45 GMT -5
Y'know, this isn't the first story I've heard about a group of alien lizard-people trying to take over this planet. As I recall, the other group's de facto commander also went by the name of Diana. BTW, since the new V series will resume sometime in March, don't act all upset when the relevant thread in the Entertainment sub-forum gets necro'd. Until then....I'll be in my bunk.
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Post by tiado on Dec 15, 2009 13:43:37 GMT -5
Okay, I can only handle so much crazy, I didn't get past the part where she was talking about what would happen if she had the ability to bring back Jesus (assuming he existed in the first place). The impression I got from that part was that even Christ himself, could be the Anti-Christ. Hmmm, wouldn't that just cancel each other out?
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Post by peanutfan on Dec 15, 2009 14:32:32 GMT -5
I could actually see George W. Bush as a shape-shifting lizard person. It would go a long way toward explaining why he fucked up so badly in so many ways...it was deliberate.
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Post by chad sexington on Dec 15, 2009 18:07:49 GMT -5
No - he was a robot, just badly programmed.
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Post by meshakhad on Dec 16, 2009 2:48:51 GMT -5
Okay, I can only handle so much crazy, I didn't get past the part where she was talking about what would happen if she had the ability to bring back Jesus (assuming he existed in the first place). The impression I got from that part was that even Christ himself, could be the Anti-Christ. Hmmm, wouldn't that just cancel each other out? Oh my G-d... That's it! The Antichrist is JESUS CHRIST HIMSELF! He's been working for Satan the WHOLE TIME!
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Post by lighthorseman on Dec 16, 2009 3:25:40 GMT -5
I've encountered this "clones have no soul" or "would clones have a soul" crap before. Could someone please explain to me how this effects identical twins? One soul for the pair? One with a soul, one without? No soul for either? And why would an artificial clone be any different?
Enquiring minds want to know.
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