tempus
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Post by tempus on Dec 20, 2009 19:30:28 GMT -5
If I sign up, can I get a cool black leather uniform and my own flying nuclear-powered battlefortress with an army of latex-clad amazon warriors trained to live and die at my beck and call? That's always been one of my life's goals, you know. You can have a tank top with jeans and 3 border collies. I'll take it if it comes with Cate Blanchett. A man's gotta have his standards.
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Post by kristine on Dec 20, 2009 19:42:16 GMT -5
I just want to vacation make a pilgrimage to the holy land - can I get tax exempt status if I start taking up donations? Do you serve those big cans of Fosters in communion?
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Post by trike on Dec 21, 2009 8:14:14 GMT -5
I will join as long as I get to pass out communion.
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Post by RavynousHunter on Dec 21, 2009 15:31:08 GMT -5
If Joe gets to be the head of the military, I desire to be the head of the Australian Blackguard. After all, dissent must be punished. Brutally.
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Turtle
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Post by Turtle on Dec 22, 2009 16:40:22 GMT -5
Brilliant.
But if America has the song 'God Bless America,' does that mean there could possibly be a small group of gods located in Canada/Mexico? Or is it a false religion meant to bring those without faith to Satan?
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Post by Art Vandelay on Dec 22, 2009 18:36:16 GMT -5
Actually, it just means America wants our approval.
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Turtle
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Post by Turtle on Dec 22, 2009 21:23:09 GMT -5
It all makes sense now. Except for clowns. They still don't.
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Post by Chi Shiro on Dec 23, 2009 4:09:08 GMT -5
I want to work with the gaystapo! We need to find a way to make visits to the "holy land" tax deductible.
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Post by Ranger Joe on Dec 23, 2009 8:48:22 GMT -5
Oi, vegemite is awesome. I love that shit. Furthermore, it was bloody hypocritical for America of all places to ban it for too high salt content. LoL, and all this time I thought it was because it tasted awful.
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Post by Ellimist on Jan 9, 2010 19:44:53 GMT -5
"Sure, he's loud, slightly insane from heat-stroke and keeps stealing my shit. And be glad YOU weren't born the bloody prophet mate, 'cause the voice of the deity sounds like a rasp held against a bandsaw. But he's a pretty cool guy, and I can get you a spot at the Gold Coast if you want, it's where I send everyone else."
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Post by Deimos on Jan 9, 2010 20:05:59 GMT -5
If we are gods, then what does that make Kevin Rudd :S
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Post by wmdkitty on Jan 10, 2010 2:21:10 GMT -5
As we ARE gods, I hereby declare EVERY DAY to be a holiday, celebrating... anything you damn well feel like!
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Turtle
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Post by Turtle on Jan 11, 2010 17:28:57 GMT -5
One of those holidays where we get off from school? Or one of the holidays where the teachers just go over briefly what it's about before going on to the lesson?
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Post by wmdkitty on Jan 12, 2010 23:28:06 GMT -5
One of those holidays where we get off from school? Or one of the holidays where the teachers just go over briefly what it's about before going on to the lesson? Well, you're a god, YOU get to choose!
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Turtle
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Post by Turtle on Jan 13, 2010 18:29:37 GMT -5
One of those holidays where we get off from school? Or one of the holidays where the teachers just go over briefly what it's about before going on to the lesson? Well, you're a god, YOU get to choose! ...But I'm not Australian... Wait, if I say I am do I get special treatment? Money? Power? Fame? Power?
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