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Post by MaybeNever on Jan 10, 2010 1:54:35 GMT -5
Is "Joan" supposed to be a pun on "Joan of Ark," or did Noah actually have a wife named Joan? Apparently her name was Naamah, according to tradition. Conclusion: joke. Case closed! Edit: dammit, how did I miss the explanation on the previous page, hours before my post? Now I look quite the fool, in my motley and my many-armed hat, each arm tipped with a bell.
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Post by Admiral Lithp on Jan 11, 2010 1:40:09 GMT -5
Is "Joan" supposed to be a pun on "Joan of Ark," or did Noah actually have a wife named Joan? Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. One of them, on a history test, answered that Joan of Arc was Noah's wife. I hoped that someone here might get the reference. Nope, that's wrong. I was hoping that I'm not the only one here who likes to watch crappy movies. I liked that movie, but it doesn't mean I remember all of the details. I remember so-crates, though. And, somehow, they learned how to say it correctly just in the nick of time.
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Post by Paradox on Jan 14, 2010 16:32:53 GMT -5
Anyway, I hear crazy stuff from her all the time, but I thought this one was especially amusing. She says California's inviting a bunch of troops from Canada, which is somehow supposed to solve its money problems, and this this will be the first step in the enslavement of the nation. That's right: We're to be slaves to Canadians. God help us all. If the Canadians invade will we get universal healthcare?
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Post by ragabash on Jan 15, 2010 17:31:54 GMT -5
Anyway, I hear crazy stuff from her all the time, but I thought this one was especially amusing. She says California's inviting a bunch of troops from Canada, which is somehow supposed to solve its money problems, and this this will be the first step in the enslavement of the nation. That's right: We're to be slaves to Canadians. God help us all. If the Canadians invade will we get universal healthcare? It's a vital part of our plan. We'll distribute free daily rations of poutine to ensure that Americans won't want to live without access to health care. Withholding health care would be counter-productive.
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Post by canadian mojo on Jan 15, 2010 18:24:53 GMT -5
If the Canadians invade will we get universal healthcare? It's a vital part of our plan. We'll distribute free daily rations of poutine to ensure that Americans won't want to live without access to health care. Withholding health care would be counter-productive. Won't?!? More like can't live without health care. It's a well known fact that nobody has survived more than 96.3 days of straight poutine without massive medical intervention. The last person that tried it ended up receiving the world's first octonary heart bypass.
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Post by maskdt on Jan 15, 2010 20:14:45 GMT -5
Aw, man. It looks like someone forgot to give me the "we're taking over the US" memo. Maybe I was just sick that day.
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