Khris
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Post by Khris on Nov 23, 2011 16:04:57 GMT -5
Granted but they are only oatmeal cookies and no one likes those
I wish that Lynyrd Skynyrd would come back down here.
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Post by Art Vandelay on Nov 24, 2011 5:10:23 GMT -5
Granted, he turns up at your house, kicks you in the balls and once again leaves, never to return.
I wish the controllers on my consoles would stop shitting themselves.
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Post by Jack Bauer on Nov 24, 2011 9:02:21 GMT -5
Granted, but whatever is designated as the 'fire' button or 'go' button will be stuck permanently in the 'on' position for the duration of any given game.
I wish I was more tolerant of fools.
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Post by lexikon on Nov 24, 2011 16:18:38 GMT -5
Granted. Since you accept their idiotic views, they spread and destoy this world.
I wish Jack never made his wish.
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Post by Art Vandelay on Nov 25, 2011 1:35:11 GMT -5
Granted, he wished for Exxon Mobil to drill for oil in your urethra instead.
I wish Christmas didn't exist.
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Post by brendanrizzo on Nov 25, 2011 9:42:40 GMT -5
Granted. Fundies now rave about how an evil "liberal Muslim atheist conspiracy" destroyed Christmas.
I wish that nothing of note would happen for the next five minutes.
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Post by Deus ex Populo on Nov 28, 2011 18:42:16 GMT -5
That would also include your existence.
I wish for sanity.
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Post by Art Vandelay on Nov 28, 2011 19:07:38 GMT -5
Granted, it turns out to be rather dull and mundane.
I wish for schnitzel and chips with lots of gravy.
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Khris
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Post by Khris on Nov 28, 2011 19:18:06 GMT -5
Granted but it was made by a man who feverishly masturbates and also loves to fist other people and never washes his hands
I wish that I had tickets to a Willie Nelson concert.
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Post by Art Vandelay on Nov 28, 2011 19:21:24 GMT -5
Granted, but you can't use or sell them.
I wish I was less tired.
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Post by Jack Bauer on Nov 29, 2011 2:41:58 GMT -5
Granted, you sleep for twenty years and awake refreshed as never before. However, while you were asleep, the world has moved on. The US is now a theocracy...
I wish I could find an economically viable use for other people's greenhouse gases.
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Post by Art Vandelay on Nov 29, 2011 20:36:53 GMT -5
Granted, but someone else steals your idea and makes millions off of it while you remain poor.
I wish my dog could answer the phone.
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Post by brendanrizzo on Nov 29, 2011 22:46:10 GMT -5
Granted. He makes disparaging comments to all callers, who assume that you are insulting them. You no longer have any friends!
I wish that I were finished working on what I am currently working on.
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Post by Art Vandelay on Nov 29, 2011 22:51:45 GMT -5
Granted, you completed it a week ago but not before a nasty accident that resulted in a potato being lodged in your rectum. Naturally, the proctologist doesn't believe your story.
I wish people wouldn't bother me about trivial bullshit.
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Post by Sleepy on Nov 29, 2011 23:30:55 GMT -5
Granted, they bother you 24/7 with really important shit, which drives you to madness.
I wish I could graduate in the spring 2012 semester with a complete degree in computer science.
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