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Post by Hades on Jan 10, 2010 12:53:02 GMT -5
Granted, but it is all girl's clothing. I fail to see the problem. As for your wish, granted, but it no longer tries to steal your lap because it is now permanently attached. I wish I could sing. Granted, but you can only sing gospel songs about how awesome Jesus is. I wish I had a muffin.
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Post by Jebediah on Jan 10, 2010 12:55:55 GMT -5
Granted, but it's moldy.
I wish I didn't have class tomorrow.
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Post by Lady Renae on Jan 10, 2010 12:59:04 GMT -5
EDIT: got ninja'd...
Granted, but you've been expelled.
I wish I were able to dance better.
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Post by disgruntledcolonel on Jan 10, 2010 13:05:54 GMT -5
Granted, but it's morris dancing.
I wish I could paint like Pollock.
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Post by Lady Renae on Jan 10, 2010 13:31:56 GMT -5
Granted, but you quickly realize the same feat could be accomplished by a five year old with a marble and a cardboard box.
I wish I could write comedy.
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Post by gomer21xx on Jan 10, 2010 15:04:04 GMT -5
Granted, but you quickly realize the same feat could be accomplished by a five year old with a marble and a cardboard box. I wish I could write comedy. Granted, but you'll only be able to write esoteric comedy. Edit: I wish I had a fifteen foot stick. (Note to self: Slow down on the posting. XD)
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Post by Sandafluffoid on Jan 10, 2010 15:37:34 GMT -5
Granted, but it is shoved right the way up your arse.
I wish I was less socially awkward.
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Post by Lady Renae on Jan 10, 2010 15:43:32 GMT -5
Granted, but it only applies when conversing with dogs.
I wish Dollhouse hadn't been cancelled.
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Post by gomer21xx on Jan 10, 2010 16:02:25 GMT -5
Granted, but it only applies when conversing with dogs. I wish Dollhouse hadn't been cancelled. Granted, but the cast will be replaced with the cast of Good Burger. I wish I had a TARDIS.
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Post by Lady Renae on Jan 10, 2010 16:16:37 GMT -5
Granted, but it only goes to the end of the universe and back.
I wish I could finish an opera.
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Post by HarleyThomas1002 on Jan 10, 2010 16:22:49 GMT -5
Granted, but it's a soap opera.
I wish I had a canary.
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Post by ironbite on Jan 10, 2010 18:00:19 GMT -5
Granted but it burnt down and you have no insurance.
Ironbite-I wish I could get over my kleptomania.
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Post by HarleyThomas1002 on Jan 10, 2010 19:13:20 GMT -5
Wait, how does a bird burn down?
Granted, but your hands have been encased in cement.
I wish I didn't have to pay tax when I get a job.
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Post by RavynousHunter on Jan 10, 2010 19:47:37 GMT -5
Granted, but you are arrested by the IRS for tax evasion within the year.
I wish I had Telekinesis.
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Post by Undecided on Jan 10, 2010 19:58:04 GMT -5
Granted, but you are resigned to travel with a circus made entirely of evil automata.
I wish that this statement is not a wish but is incorruptable.
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