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Post by brandonl337 on Apr 22, 2010 22:16:07 GMT -5
Ain't that alway the way? Lucky to be alive. Better off dead. -Eddie, The Damned
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Post by Admiral Lithp on Apr 23, 2010 0:14:07 GMT -5
"Shut up. The cycle of nature & your stupid plan don't mean anything." -Cloud, disregard that it descends into a bitchfest.
"Do you think I'm some kind of comic book supervillain? I wouldn't tell you the masterstroke of my plan if you had any chance of affecting its outcome. I did it 35 minutes ago." -Ozymandias, on time management & supervillainy.
"This is pathetic! You sound like pages out of a self-help booklet!" -Kefka, on love & friendship
"You humans are always talking about 'hearts' as though you could hold them in your hand. My eye sees everything. If I do not see it, it does not exist. Where is this 'heart'? If I crack open your skull, will I see it there? If I rip open your chest, will I find it there?" -Ulquiorra, demonstrating that he doesn't know very much about anatomy
"Is this the pain you felt before? Let me remind you...this time, you won't forget." -Sephiroth, on curing memory problems
*After he's hit with a giant support beam & burns right through it.* Cyborg: Woah. Slade: Woah? That's it? No clever comment? I was looking forward to it.
"Humans and your insatiable greed. Your lust for power leads always to a lust for blood. This is a sanctuary for wayward souls... What business have you filthy creatures here? You slaughter my bretheren, and befoul their rest with the profanity of your continued existance... In the name of all dragonkind, I will give you the death you desire... I am the dealer of destruction... I am the font from which fear flows... I am Kaiser, and your time is at an end." -Kaiser Dragon
Yes, I am a nerd.
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Post by Art Vandelay on Apr 23, 2010 4:33:17 GMT -5
Manjula: You have completed all the tasks on the list, you may move back in with your family, Apu. Homer: Wait, wait, not quite, you've still got to eat a light bulb. Apu: Oh Well THANK YOU MISTER BLABBERMOUTH... I'm sorry, it's been a very hard last few days and all. Homer *takes out light bulb*: Here you go. *wispers to Apu* Don't worry, I soaked it in the toilet to soften it up.
Probably not exactly what the OP had in mind but I remembered that snippet of The Simpsons a while ago and it made me laugh.
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Post by Napoleon the Clown on Apr 24, 2010 1:44:19 GMT -5
HK-47 - Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope... Love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds.
Neil Armstrong: This is one small step for man, one giant leap for all mankind. (Possibly the greatest Crowning Words of Awesome of all time)
Richard P. Fenman (on what happened with Challenger): I took this stuff that I got out of your seal, and I put it in ice water... I believe that has some significance to our problem.
John Carpenter (On Who Wants to Be a Millionaire): Uh, hi, Dad. I don't really need your help, I just wanted to let you know that I'm gonna win the million dollars."
Roy Mustang: There's no need to say anything more, Envy. The first thing I'm gonna turn to ash is your tongue.
Demyx: Silence, traitor!
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Post by Art Vandelay on Apr 24, 2010 2:14:23 GMT -5
Sales rep: We're looking for someone to star in a commercial for a product for bald and impotent men. Homer: Well I am bald and important.
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Post by Admiral Lithp on Apr 24, 2010 15:22:42 GMT -5
Napoleon, for referencing FMA, you are my new best friend.
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Post by MaybeNever on Apr 25, 2010 2:27:50 GMT -5
"I have to kill fast and bullets too slow." -John Freeman
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Post by Art Vandelay on Apr 29, 2010 6:09:27 GMT -5
"Milon's Secret Castle, more like MILON'S SHITTY ASSHOLE!!!" ~ AVGN
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Post by Tiberius on Apr 29, 2010 12:27:59 GMT -5
Dumblydore's Dumblydum's Dumbledork's Dumbledore's first line in My Immortal by Tara Gilesbie "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!" It was...........Dumbledore! (Of course, it's explained later that he only swore because he had a headache)
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Post by davedan on Apr 29, 2010 20:14:53 GMT -5
"So many assholes, so few bullets." Ford Fairlane
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Post by Thejebusfire on Apr 29, 2010 22:50:26 GMT -5
"As a vampire you were shit, now your dog shit."-Alucard
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Post by letipex on May 6, 2010 5:59:58 GMT -5
"This I choose to do. If there is a price, this I choose to pay. If it is my death, then I choose to die. Where this takes me, there I choose to go. I choose. This I choose to do."
Sir Terry Pratchett, Wintersmith.
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Post by m52nickerson on May 6, 2010 6:46:11 GMT -5
"To the German Commander, NUTS!, The American Commander"
General Anthony McAuliffe, acting commander of the 101 st Airborne Division during the Battle of Bastogne
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Post by shadowpanther on May 10, 2010 11:01:20 GMT -5
"Our friends' hopes and dreams are etched into its body! Transforming this infinite darkness into light! Unmatched in Heaven and Earth! One machine, equal to the GODS! SUPER GALAXY...GURREN LAGANN!! We're gonna show you the power... of the human race!"-Simon, Gurren Lagann episode 25
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Post by letipex on May 12, 2010 2:48:42 GMT -5
"Our friends' hopes and dreams are etched into its body! Transforming this infinite darkness into light! Unmatched in Heaven and Earth! One machine, equal to the GODS! SUPER GALAXY...GURREN LAGANN!! We're gonna show you the power... of the human race!"-Simon, Gurren Lagann episode 25 Simply reading this, I had chills run down my spine. ^^
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