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Post by Thejebusfire on May 8, 2010 16:12:38 GMT -5
I sleep in my panties. I eagerly await the day I am awakened by JW's, because it will give me an excuse to allow my bathrobe to slip and scar them for life. ....man, I'm just plain evil today. I sleep in my panties too. And only my panties. There are a few JW's who live in my neighborhood, but they don't knock on my door. Tis a shame...
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Post by Sleepy on May 8, 2010 17:42:38 GMT -5
I sleep in my panties. I eagerly await the day I am awakened by JW's, because it will give me an excuse to allow my bathrobe to slip and scar them for life. ....man, I'm just plain evil today. I sleep in my panties too. And only my panties. There are a few JW's who live in my neighborhood, but they don't knock on my door. Tis a shame... Man, I need to start copying your sleepwear routine and hope some JW's come to my door.
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Post by DeadpanDoubter on May 8, 2010 18:25:03 GMT -5
I sleep naked. Alas, there are no JWs nearby, only the sex offender across the street.
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Post by Armand Tanzarian on May 9, 2010 8:04:03 GMT -5
On that note, my first experience with door to door preachers had me in my pajamas. I don't wear a shirt when I sleep, just pants. The preachers were 2 junior high girls. .................and sexy times were had with junior high school armand? I wish.
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Post by Deimos on May 25, 2010 17:40:20 GMT -5
Really? JWs are easy to rile up. Tell me what's the beef with having blood and organ transplants. Why would you be against that? Logically speaking. Well the bible forbids drinking blood or cannibalism. Thats why all christians hate vampire stories. For Jehovas Witness, a blood transfusion or organ transplant is just about the same thing.
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Post by kristine on May 26, 2010 0:40:59 GMT -5
If I ever find anything funny in the magazines, I'll be sure to scan & upload it, although it's mostly just rhetoric, vague doomsday predictions and paintings of families sitting under trees with lions and elephants. I hate those sappy pictures - I want to write an atheist pamphlet with families and kittens on it, with just as much stupid condescension as those pieces of tripe - except in reverse - You know "organized religion has killed thousands of people in developing countries - wont you help them become reasonable and productive." or "with the strength of your convictions we can help you overcome the brainwashing of your youth to become a happy self sufficient adult."
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Post by Vene on May 26, 2010 0:48:31 GMT -5
I can't help but to think of this
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Post by Haseen on May 26, 2010 7:39:26 GMT -5
There could also be atheist chick tracts where all religious people are depicted as psychos who launch into hysterics over the smallest things, and come up with the weakest arguments imaginable for religion. Then an atheist comes and deconverts one in a dialogue like this:
Atheist: "Why do you believe in god?" Believer: "God requires me to believe in him to be saved!" A: "Without God and the idea of being saved, you don't have to worry about any of that." B: "But I was told God exists!" A: "God does not exist." B: "Oh, ok."
Another person that stays hardcore religious wastes his/her life living the personal hell created by fundamentalism, only to die and become food for atheist worms.
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Post by Thejebusfire on May 26, 2010 18:45:09 GMT -5
Some random guy came up to me in Braums last week and threw a religious pamplet on my table.
It kinda irritates me that I can't even enjoy an ice cream without people trying to convert me.
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Post by letipex on May 27, 2010 5:17:20 GMT -5
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Post by tolpuddlemartyr on May 27, 2010 7:04:44 GMT -5
I did answer the door to some JW's wearing only a towel once. It may have been the previous nights odor of booze and cigarettes or the expression on my face, either way after several minutes of delivering a sermon to a silent glare they mumbled some excuses and left.
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Post by Moon Wolfhowl on May 27, 2010 16:04:27 GMT -5
Your first mistake was putting pants on. And your second was not having a sword in the umbrella holder. This. So much this. I laughed so hard reading that thing ;D
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Post by Ranger Joe on May 28, 2010 8:31:06 GMT -5
I just answer the door naked. And I rotate my hips if they actually do anything but flee the property.
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Post by Caitshidhe on May 29, 2010 13:35:43 GMT -5
I've answered the door topless before for some Mormon missionaries. They were both guys, both young, and I'm pretty sure they are STILL trying to figure out what they were looking at.
JWs I've scared away by pretending to sacrifice my dog.
I figure, if you're gonna be a prick and solicit your religion at people, I get to be a jerk right back. Especially before lunchtime.
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Post by The_L on May 30, 2010 7:45:33 GMT -5
I've answered the door topless before for some Mormon missionaries. They were both guys, both young, and I'm pretty sure they are STILL trying to figure out what they were looking at. Proof that if there is a god, then he is merciful.
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