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Post by A. Sapien on Jun 11, 2010 20:20:18 GMT -5
I haven't had a JW at my door (that I've heard at least) since I moved. As a former Pioneer I'm actually a bit disappointed.
My favorite response is when you have a young Witness and an elderly Witness at the door together. Ask each one to describe the paradise to you. Watch the fireworks.
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Post by Ranger Joe on Jun 18, 2010 8:46:44 GMT -5
I've answered the door topless before for some Mormon missionaries. They were both guys, both young, and I'm pretty sure they are STILL trying to figure out what they were looking at. JWs I've scared away by pretending to sacrifice my dog. I figure, if you're gonna be a prick and solicit your religion at people, I get to be a jerk right back. Especially before lunchtime. LoL, I can picture the slack jawed, glazed eyed expressions on the JWs faces.
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Post by sonickid01 on Jun 18, 2010 11:31:53 GMT -5
Never had a Jehova's Witness experience, but I did see a pair just biking down the street while driving around. I wanted to roll down the window and piss them off but traffic was moving.
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Post by Smurfette Principle on Sept 27, 2010 17:30:21 GMT -5
I once answered the door in my underwear. Since I am a minor and I was home alone, I grabbed an overcoat from the coat rack by the door and put it on.
I spluttered something along the lines of, "This is not the person you are looking for." They asked if I was house-sitting and assumed I was going out to run errands. I thought, "Sure! Let's go with that!"
They gave me some pamphlets and left. It would have been funny if I wasn't panicking the entire time. Evangelists give me the creeps.
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Post by The_L on Sept 27, 2010 18:21:21 GMT -5
I once answered the door in my underwear. Since I am a minor and I was home alone, I grabbed an overcoat from the coat rack by the door and put it on. I spluttered something along the lines of, "This is not the person you are looking for." They asked if I was house-sitting and assumed I was going out to run errands. I thought, "Sure! Let's go with that!" They gave me some pamphlets and left. It would have been funny if I wasn't panicking the entire time. Evangelists give me the creeps. I would've left the coat open.
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Post by Random Guy on Sept 27, 2010 23:45:14 GMT -5
I would really love to know what the Mormons did after they recovered from the initial shock of seeing Cait topless earlier.
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Post by Art Vandelay on Sept 28, 2010 8:17:41 GMT -5
Went home to change their undies I imagine.
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Post by sugarfreejazz on Sept 28, 2010 12:52:19 GMT -5
Went home to change their undies I imagine. Their magic underwear unfortunately does not protect them from epic boobs.
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Post by ironbite on Sept 28, 2010 15:07:32 GMT -5
I would really love to know what the Mormons did after they recovered from the initial shock of seeing Cait topless earlier. Renounced their religion.
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Post by Radiation on Sept 29, 2010 1:06:46 GMT -5
If JW's came to my door I would so shout out "You ain't got no pancake mix!" and then slam the door in their faces.
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Post by Smurfette Principle on Sept 30, 2010 17:06:45 GMT -5
Nah: better to quote Lewis Carroll. Start asking them about slithy toves and borogroves and Jubjub birds and see what happens.
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Post by shadowpanther on Oct 3, 2010 5:12:49 GMT -5
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Post by Napoleon the Clown on Oct 3, 2010 5:21:57 GMT -5
Ah crapbaskets. I knew it was a Warhammer joke way too fast for someone who has never played the damn game or read any of the books...
YOU PEOPLE HAVE CORRUPTED MY PURE MIND!
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Post by shadowpanther on Oct 3, 2010 5:26:12 GMT -5
*Lights cigar*
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Post by deusmalum on Oct 18, 2010 13:56:53 GMT -5
Ah crapbaskets. I knew it was a Warhammer joke way too fast for someone who has never played the damn game or read any of the books... YOU PEOPLE HAVE CORRUPTED MY PURE MIND! The pull of Chaos is insidious, corrupting even those who know nothing of it. ...that would've been easier to write if I was up to date on Chaos fluff. Sadly I'm an Imperial Guard player.
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