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Post by Mlle Antéchrist on Jun 3, 2010 22:01:52 GMT -5
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Post by valsa on Jun 3, 2010 22:13:30 GMT -5
Wow, it's like Jack Chick had a window into my childhood *eyeroll*
I just want to make the obligatory mention of the tract Lisa, so as to shortcut through the "Jack Chick is a dumbass" stuff, straight into "Jack Chick needs to DIAF".
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Post by Her3tiK on Jun 3, 2010 22:46:14 GMT -5
Nice porn 'stashe on the preacher.
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Post by Mlle Antéchrist on Jun 3, 2010 22:57:11 GMT -5
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Post by Dragon Zachski on Jun 3, 2010 23:39:01 GMT -5
...So, do these fundies actually believe that D&D groups are nothing more than a front for Stanist Witch gatherings?
(Typo intentional)
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Post by renaissanceblonde on Jun 4, 2010 0:27:00 GMT -5
...So, do these fundies actually believe that D&D groups are nothing more than a front for Stanist Witch gatherings? (Typo intentional) I freakin' wish I could cast spells. I'd cast 'Intelligentus' on the fundies.
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Post by Dragon Zachski on Jun 4, 2010 1:11:23 GMT -5
I want a "trigger device" spell. That way, I can turn on/off video game consoles, turn on/off lights, and even mess with someone all from a distance.
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Post by ironbite on Jun 4, 2010 2:05:45 GMT -5
I just wanna summon redneck trees.
Ironbite-you heard me.
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Post by renaissanceblonde on Jun 4, 2010 2:26:25 GMT -5
I just wanna summon redneck trees. Ironbite-you heard me. Against fundies? *lol*
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Post by georgebullocks on Jun 4, 2010 2:42:14 GMT -5
I love how that black-cast tract has no dialog. Cause it's target readers are black, and all blacks are illiterate, right?
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Post by renaissanceblonde on Jun 4, 2010 3:44:05 GMT -5
Jack Chick deserves to die by redneck tree.
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Post by Tiger on Jun 4, 2010 4:20:51 GMT -5
I love how that black-cast tract has no dialog. Cause it's target readers are black, and all blacks are illiterate, right? The descriptive text says it's intended for missionary work in third-world countries, where illiteracy is considerably more widespread than in America and people may not speak English. I know Chick's a racist, but give him some credit.
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Post by georgebullocks on Jun 4, 2010 4:28:48 GMT -5
I love how that black-cast tract has no dialog. Cause it's target readers are black, and all blacks are illiterate, right? The descriptive text says it's intended for missionary work in third-world countries, where illiteracy is considerably more widespread than in America and people may not speak English. I know Chick's a racist, but give him some credit. What, they distribute this outside america? I didn't know that.
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Post by Tiger on Jun 4, 2010 4:40:41 GMT -5
The descriptive text says it's intended for missionary work in third-world countries, where illiteracy is considerably more widespread than in America and people may not speak English. I know Chick's a racist, but give him some credit. What, they distribute this outside america? I didn't know that. Yep. And then we wonder why other nations have such low opinions of Americans.
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Post by Trillian on Jun 4, 2010 5:08:46 GMT -5
Right this may be a little off topic, but using the bible to justify intolerance just pisses me off. If you hate homosexuals, or anyone, just have the f*cking balls to say that you hate them because you have made that decision, and don't justify it by quoting bible text.
I really want to see the tracts for these :
When a man sells his daughter as a slave, she will not be freed at the end of six years as the men are. If she does not please the man who bought her, he may allow her to be bought back again. (Exodus 21:7-11) OR When a man strikes his male or female slave with a rod so hard that the slave dies under his hand, he shall be punished. If, however, the slave survives for a day or two, he is not to be punished, since the slave is his own property. (Exodus 21:20-21)
That would be fun to read!!
As for the sneak one, I get it I really do, it's intended for people who cannot read, or cannot read English. But, please, the moral of the story should be "Dude, we are LIVING UNDER A BRIDGE because you stole the money - that is why you should 'fess up - because that is the consequence of you stealing the money." Not, Jesus will be cross - that's bullshit, and f*cking moronic!
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