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Post by smilodon on Jun 20, 2010 18:30:59 GMT -5
Why is Liberman the head of the Homeland Security Committee? He shouldn't even be the head of the committee that counts votes to see if people want pizza or burgers for lunch. He used to be, but whenever the majority of votes went to hamburger he would just filibuster the order that would be sent to the chefs. He would do all this while claiming that he's acually "in favor" of hamburgers, nevermind the fact that he never filibusters the order when the votes are for pizza. Naturally the rest of the committee got pissed off about this and booted him out.
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Post by Ian1732 on Jun 21, 2010 16:33:41 GMT -5
GIVE ME INTERNET, OR GIVE ME DEATH!
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Post by Mira on Jun 21, 2010 17:47:23 GMT -5
*stabs Ian*
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Post by Sleepy on Jun 22, 2010 0:30:04 GMT -5
Mira, that was awesome and you know it.
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Post by Shane for Wax on Jun 22, 2010 14:29:55 GMT -5
DON'T TREAD ON MY INNERNETZ TUBES!
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Post by aaa on Jun 23, 2010 3:37:09 GMT -5
Oh, Dees. Never stop being crazy and making these wonderful pieces of pure madness.
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Post by Shane for Wax on Jun 23, 2010 4:45:08 GMT -5
Zionists huh? Too bad I don't think any of zem are Jewish.
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Post by SimSim on Jun 23, 2010 14:53:19 GMT -5
Zionists huh? Too bad I don't think any of zem are Jewish. Lieberman is most certainly Jewish.
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Post by Mira on Jun 23, 2010 17:23:57 GMT -5
Rahm Emmanuel has, like, the Jewiest name in Washington.
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Post by Shane for Wax on Jun 23, 2010 20:30:27 GMT -5
Ah... see I don't keep up with the religions of various politicians.
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Post by Ranger Joe on Jun 29, 2010 9:56:41 GMT -5
In Communist Russia, Internet surfs You!!!
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Post by MaybeNever on Jun 29, 2010 13:39:44 GMT -5
Why is Liberman the head of the Homeland Security Committee? He shouldn't even be the head of the committee that counts votes to see if people want pizza or burgers for lunch. He used to be, but whenever the majority of votes went to hamburger he would just filibuster the order that would be sent to the chefs. He would do all this while claiming that he's acually "in favor" of hamburgers, nevermind the fact that he never filibusters the order when the votes are for pizza. Naturally the rest of the committee got pissed off about this and booted him out. This is a very expansive joke. But I love it anyway.
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