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Post by Damen on Jun 29, 2011 4:57:13 GMT -5
Deimos: mom once asked me if I fucked the vacuum Deimos: I said no Damen: You lied, didn't you? Deimos: she gave me a sponge and latex and told me to fuck it Deimos: no I didn't lie! Deimos: I love my dick
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Post by Damen on Jul 1, 2011 7:04:58 GMT -5
Deimos: mum just blew up our mailbox Damen: Oh god damn it. Damen: ...how? Deimos: an exploding Deimos: fucking Deimos: arrow Damen: ...what. Deimos: you heard me Damen: It blew up the mailbox? Deimos: yes it did Damen: ...how? How did she make an exploding arrow without gunpowder and primers? Deimos: I don't know Deimos: I don't care Deimos: I'm not going outside because she's YEEEEHAWING on the roof Damen: This isn't my fault. Deimos: yes it is Damen: No it isn't. Damen: I have decided. Deimos: XD Deimos: to any FBI or CIA agent reading this Deimos: damen has a direct connection to the future destruction of Australia Damen: It's not my fault! Deimos: blaaaame him! Damen: ...I'm gonna go get some not-my-fault eats. Deimos: heh
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Post by ironbite on Jul 1, 2011 15:01:05 GMT -5
Have you tried to get some sort of medication into your mom?
Ironbite-cause this is getting serious.
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Post by HarleyThomas1002 on Jul 2, 2011 4:03:12 GMT -5
Epiklesis says: I'm bored, what are you doing Harley The Mediocre Detective says: Explaining terms for masturbation to Lithp.
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Post by Damen on Jul 3, 2011 18:37:49 GMT -5
Damen: VIN DIESEL! Deimos: nah I can't get into VD right now Deimos: um, vin diesel
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Post by The_L on Jul 4, 2011 20:45:08 GMT -5
Deimos says eeew L says What? Deimos says fried catfish L says I like fried catfish. Deimos says those things creep me out L says THEY HAVE FACE TENTACLES D: Deimos says NO EW STOP IT L says ...you DO know you can't see the face of a breaded fillet, right? Deimos says its still looking at me... I know it!
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Post by HarleyThomas1002 on Jul 4, 2011 20:48:23 GMT -5
Harley Electric Jesus says: I've never even heard of this baby-kicking ad. Advent says: It's on FSTDT. I don't remember where. Advertising burgers. Come to think of it, I could ask FSTDT for ads. I'm not sure whether that's a great idea or a horrible one. Harley Electric Jesus says: Don't ask Vene. Or ask him. Ask Vene. Advent says: ....
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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Jul 8, 2011 0:18:06 GMT -5
DPD: As far as fucking fries, I guess you'd have to make a penis or vagina shape out of them using the fries and, like, superglue. Or something. Just make sure it's dried completely before you use it. Vartiter: *scribbles a note* Should I use a condom? DPD: Might be best. Vartiter: I don't want to get teen pregnant. >: DPD: "Congratulations, Ms. Oxendine. It's fries!" Vartiter: My boyfriend, a potato, would be pissed. "I can't believe you had sex with my evil twin!" DPD: The potato's your boyfriend? Then why did I see that cucumber sneaking out of your bedroom? Vartiter: Shhhh.
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Post by gomer21xx on Jul 9, 2011 16:09:51 GMT -5
Gomer: So, do you want me to "install" some "hardware" into your "computer"? ;3 L: ERROR: Port not responding
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Post by HarleyThomas1002 on Jul 11, 2011 21:42:49 GMT -5
Advent says: Gay out? Harley Electric Jesus says: Yes. Gay out. Advent says: How does that...in terms of this...what? Harley Electric Jesus says: Do something gay. Like watch Sex and the City. Advent says: Is watching Golden Girls gay? Harley Electric Jesus says: Not at all. If anything that is the most heterosexual thing anyone can do.
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Post by Damen on Jul 27, 2011 3:25:18 GMT -5
When talking about his sister and her dislike of being touched.
Deimos: shes pushed me out of a moving car because my shoulder touched hers
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Post by HarleyThomas1002 on Jul 27, 2011 21:58:24 GMT -5
Harley Born From Steel says: If you want to have sex, just say it. No kissing. Advent says: Okay. I'm gonna shove a hot railroad spike up your ass, though. Harley Born From Steel says: Just the way I like it.
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Post by The_L on Aug 5, 2011 13:34:16 GMT -5
You two need to just have sex already.
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Post by chad sexington on Aug 5, 2011 19:54:34 GMT -5
As long as you get to watch, right?
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Post by The_L on Aug 6, 2011 13:12:36 GMT -5
Hush, you. >.>
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