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Post by Art Vandelay on Sept 16, 2011 3:12:42 GMT -5
You're the one who changed this from chainsaw mutilation to sex. A chainsaw is just an external, mechanical penis. It's phallic shaped and ideal for penetration. I disagree. It exhibits a cutting/ripping action, that's less than ideal for penetration. What you really want is piercing action (as in something mechanical to complement the operator's technique). If you ask me the drill is what I'd call ideal. That said though, yes, Lithp is most definitely gay.
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Post by Admiral Lithp on Sept 23, 2011 0:41:27 GMT -5
You're all just projecting.
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Post by HarleyThomas1002 on Sept 23, 2011 2:38:01 GMT -5
Scathing rebuttal.
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Post by Damen on Oct 14, 2011 21:24:41 GMT -5
Deimos: me: *is nomming on lasanga that sis made* sis: is it good. me: fucking amazing.....please don't judge me from what about to do. sis: what? me: *licks the plate* sis: *stares* me: TURN THOSE JUDGING EYES AWAY FROM ME! Damen: ...fuckin' quoted.
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Post by Damen on Oct 15, 2011 20:21:16 GMT -5
The_L: Wow, I may have to kill this gingerbread house. The_L: My enemy is a gingerbread house!
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Post by The_L on Oct 16, 2011 7:45:55 GMT -5
...fucking Aywas. IM conversation with the ex: The_L: actuallyyourethe47percent.tumblr.com/post/11334870555/i-find-it-very-unlikely-that-you-pay-federalThe_L: DOG PAYS TAXES. Brian: I don't fully get it... The_L: the53.tumblr.com is a site for people who don't support the OWS movement "because they want everything handed to them, whereas WE pay taxes!!!" Brian: Ah The_L: In other words, they don't know or care what the OWS protesters actually want, they just want to call people stupid hippies The_L: After all, there has been a dearth of hippies since 1973, and angry people need to take their anger out on hippies because it is the American Way. Brian: Hippies, despite being very numerous, are not American. The_L: They are plants. The_L: Everyone knows this. It is in Fighting Communazis 101., Brian: Grown in a lab to take welfare dollars. The_L: lol yes
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Post by Deimos on Oct 16, 2011 19:06:33 GMT -5
Deimos - Black Paraclete says: bleach is so fucking gay dude Advent says: You say probably knowing nothing about it. Do you even know who Aizen is? Deimos - Black Paraclete says: sounds Asian of course i dont Advent says: Then you are in no position to say what is & is not gay. Though he does sprout butterfly wings at some point. Deimos - Black Paraclete says: can you sprout butterfly wings? Advent says: If I could sprout any kind of wings that allowed me to fly, I'd be satisfied. Rain down fiery death on all who would criticize me. Deimos - Black Paraclete says: like your lab TA? Advent says: And you. Really, just indescriminate death by fire. Deimos - Black Paraclete says: love you too sweetheart Advent says: EAT DA POO POO
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Post by HarleyThomas1002 on Oct 18, 2011 21:39:31 GMT -5
In your defense, Bleach is pretty gay. Like pretty much every series that involves a lot of half-naked men fighting.
Harley the Asshat Whisperer says: I'd have better and respectable hobbies. Advent says: Unlikely. Harley the Asshat Whisperer says: Well, playing the vidya is a lot more respectable than pretending to be a girl online. If I wanted to do that, I'd go to a creepy chatroom. Advent says: I think the boat has sailed on that one. Harley the Asshat Whisperer says: Eh, maybe. Probably. Most likely. Yeah.
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Post by Damen on Oct 19, 2011 2:32:51 GMT -5
Deimos: oh go fuck ron pearlman Damen: No. His unearthly beauty would consume my soul. Deimos: pure sexiness of pearlmans gorilla face is too much for you to handle
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Post by Deimos on Oct 21, 2011 20:17:59 GMT -5
Deimos - Black Paraclete says: come here and find out :3 Advent says: DTMWTD. Deimos - Black Paraclete says: ? Advent says: Don't Tell Me What To Do Deimos - Black Paraclete says: go fuck yourself Advent says: DTMWTD
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Post by The_L on Oct 25, 2011 18:11:02 GMT -5
L: You're working with Y. pestis?
Deimos: yep I work with all sorts of funky shit
L: Freaky. Now I know who to blame if the Plague decimates Melbourne.
Deimos: or typhoid or botulism or....everything
L: >.o Do you work for a bioweapons firm or something? Because...all those deadly diseases in one place..
Deimos: naw, I'm just a student who happens to like things that kill people in horrible ways
L: I know.
Deimos: because that's how I roll
L: You scare me a bit
Deimos: I scare everyone I remember when I made a anthrax black plague hybrid
L: D: I need to stop talking to you for a bit. Nothing personal.
Deimos: and the teacher is like KILL IT WITH FIRE
L: I just don't want to end up on an FBI watch list.
Deimos: and I'm nuuuuu mah babies
L: XD yeah that sounds liek you
Deimos: bah, everything I make is deactivated their genes are modified
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Post by Damen on Oct 25, 2011 18:19:14 GMT -5
That's what he WANTS you to think.
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Post by Damen on Oct 26, 2011 22:23:37 GMT -5
Deimos: you know, sister had a nightmare, I humped into mum Deimos: bumped Deimos: BUMPED Deimos: NO Deimos: WTF IS WITH THIS AUTOSPELL Damen: ... Deimos: SHUT UP
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Post by Damen on Oct 29, 2011 16:29:32 GMT -5
Deimos: my coffee tastes like fart Deimos: I blame you Damen: o.O
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Post by Admiral Lithp on Nov 12, 2011 5:43:15 GMT -5
I am the best Administrator ever.
Advent Snail says Okay. Promise not to be mad. But I went in to try & make your title something other than Whine-Ass... And I accidentally deleted you. James Craig says I... You wank stain. Oh well. No you didn't. Advent Snail says :}
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Advent Snail says I love it when you start talking science to me. Script-Z says Hm? Advent Snail says Because it's fun to watch you put your foot in your mouth. Script-Z says ^ Advent Snail says Well, for starters, "Transdifferentiate is not a word." You'll see the latest one sooner or later. Script-Z says I still say you made that wiki page. Advent Snail says Yes, & I also fabricated the find of the immortal jellyfish. And stem cells! Can't forget my great stem cell hoax. Script-Z says Yep.
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