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Post by Damen on Nov 24, 2011 2:19:24 GMT -5
Deimos: My book shelf is filled up and there's no more space on my desk for my boobs Deimos: ..... Deimos: Books Deimos: Goddamn...fucking..tiny phone keyboard Deimos: Bitch Damen: ... Deimos: Shut up Deimos: Now Deimos: Before I brain you Deimos: Violently Damen: ;D
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Post by Admiral Lithp on Nov 24, 2011 2:26:52 GMT -5
Been waiting to whip this out:
James Craig says I WANT QUESTIONS LET ME DO SECRETARY WORK Advent Snail says There are 2 main components of secretary work: Shutting the Hell up. And sucking my dick.
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Post by Damen on Nov 27, 2011 1:27:57 GMT -5
Deimos: I'm going to call my semen legion from now on
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Post by The_L on Nov 30, 2011 19:52:08 GMT -5
A conversation with a long-time e-friend: The_L: Guess who finished the secodn boss in Zelda today? :3 Alex: Guess who hasnt played Zelda because of Skyrim XD I like to watch my brother play tho So, if you're by the second boss, Im assuming youre having fun with it? :3 The_L: Yes!! The game is awesome, Link is hot, and there is soooooo much Foe Yay between him and Ghirahim Alex: Foe Yay? XD The_L: tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FoeYayAlex: Ah, of course XD He does looks like that type XD The_L: Especially that scene in the Forest Temple where he comes from behind and licks Link's neck XD Alex: Spoiler alert I didnt need to know. D: As in, I cant unsee it now The_L: It's from the first fucking temple XD Alex: there's a FUCKING temple? why didnt anyone told me that before? I gotta play this game! The_L: rofl Alex: Just as well, I was getting bored of always a fire temple and a water temple and all. A fuckin temple sounds like my cup of tea. Aw man, I bet it looks all greek and stuff The_L: i am laughing so hard right now Alex: The boss is probably a big fuckin orgy balled together into a giant ball of indecency, or a giant cock. The_L: Dude. There needs to be a rock band called Giant Ball of Indecency. NOW. Alex: Oh oh oh! I know what Item you find in there! The COCKshot!
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Post by Deimos on Dec 1, 2011 4:13:45 GMT -5
caitshidhe: we need to get married, like, seriously, right now me: Now that would be a freaky wedding caitshidhe: MAKE IT THE FREAKIEST EVER, there should be a human sacrifice me: Cait: I do. Me: I do. Minister: I pronounce you man and wife. Cait: alright, let's get to the pegging! *whips out a massive dildo and violates me in front of 50 people* caitshidhe: OHMYGOD, GREATEST WEDDING EEEEVAAARRRR
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Post by Rat Of Steel on Dec 1, 2011 11:24:13 GMT -5
(At the thought of Cait wearing a strap-on, Rat feels blood suddenly come gushing out of his nose, shortly before the rest of him melts into a warm puddle of pure squee.) ;D
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Post by ironbite on Dec 1, 2011 20:11:29 GMT -5
*cleans up rat*
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Post by The_L on Dec 2, 2011 9:55:41 GMT -5
*films for personal use*
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Post by Damen on Dec 2, 2011 10:25:20 GMT -5
"I pronounce you Man and Wife; you may now peg the husband."
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Post by The_L on Dec 2, 2011 20:27:53 GMT -5
Thomas Hogarth says There's a guy on my train that looks like statham Laura C. says ... Thomas Hogarth says And now I'm sporting the biggest hard on of MY FUCKING LIFE Laura C. says lol Thomas Hogarth says and I'm telling you because why the hell not Laura C. says So big, and hard, and just itching to be played with... Look at him, Tom. Thomas Hogarth says o.O Laura C. says God, you just want to bend him over right here and now... Thomas Hogarth says Oh you evil bitch ..
Yes, I am.
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Post by Deimos on Dec 5, 2011 18:46:57 GMT -5
aitshidhe@yahoo.com says: I flagrantly hit on his second-oldest sister all the time--I'm 90% sure she's a lesbian and deeply closeted because she also happens to be Jehovah's Witness so I do my best to make her extremely uncomfortable Thomas says: im so fucking proud of you right now
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Post by Shane for Wax on Dec 5, 2011 23:32:50 GMT -5
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Post by Damen on Dec 6, 2011 15:22:11 GMT -5
Deimos: Hm, apparently my HeLa culture has tuberculosis in it Deimos: Just Deimos: How Deimos: Why does everything I do get connected with mass destruction
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Deimos: Lovely Deimos: Oh god I also saw the most horrifying thing yestrrday Deimos: Mum washed the cars Damen: ...ohh boy. Deimos: With short shorts Deimos: And that fookin milkshake song Deimos: And the soap..and..and the suds Deimos: Dear...god...the suds Damen: Scarred for life? Deimos: Let's just say I may have to save all my money for extensive therapy
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Post by The_L on Dec 15, 2011 18:34:24 GMT -5
Keiro: I've been watching The Matrix. >.> L: Have you? L: Or have you been looking at that woman in the red dresss?
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Post by Admiral Lithp on Dec 16, 2011 0:28:27 GMT -5
Script-Z says Nevermind, Hellfire Club was Britain. Advent Snail says I don't know what that is. But it sounds familiar. Script-Z says It was a place for high society to meet in secret and fuck. Ben Franklin was a member. Advent Snail says Yep. Yep. Not surprised. Script-Z says They say he was quite a guy, and also a member of some French brothel. Where he was known to have threesomes. Go Ben. Advent Snail says Again, not surprised. That man was a filthy skank.
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