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Post by katz on Jul 27, 2010 18:28:09 GMT -5
This one actually needs a bit of back story. I have a really good friend who's a nice guy but has terrible luck in the bedroom. He was going to sleep with his current girlfriend for the first time and didn't want to mess up so he asked me, a woman who doesn't sleep with men, for advice. I told him to keep a strong but random rhythm to keep a really well-known song in his head and go along with that. This was what woke me while reading the online paper this morning.
Alliance Onward says: I owe you so many beers Shrewish Fairy says: So it worked? Shrewish Fairy says: What song did you use? Alliance Onward says: Yes it worked. And I was so nervous the only song I could think of was Stars and Stripes. Shrewish Fairy says: Fantastic. Alliance Onward says: The piccolo solo was a bitch but apparently it was worth it
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Post by Admiral Lithp on Jul 27, 2010 19:01:54 GMT -5
That's awesome. I should keep that in mind. 'Course, knowing me, I'd immediately think "One Winged Angel."
Not long after, in the same window:
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Post by Vene on Jul 27, 2010 19:54:42 GMT -5
Would you prefer a urethra fist?
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Post by Art Vandelay on Jul 27, 2010 20:14:31 GMT -5
I'm not sure that's physically possible.
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Post by Sigmaleph on Jul 28, 2010 15:04:48 GMT -5
Only one way to find out!
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Post by Admiral Lithp on Jul 29, 2010 19:22:32 GMT -5
So much tearing.
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Post by Art Vandelay on Jul 30, 2010 0:29:58 GMT -5
I'd be like punching a flower.
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Post by The_L on Jul 31, 2010 19:48:58 GMT -5
Transcript of a convo with Shykid and Damen. Shy was seeing if he still had pictures of his penis on his computer (don't ask).
Damen: What's up, guys? L: Shy's trying to find his penis. Damen: That's really not something you should lose. Shy: Well, I know it's around here somewhere... *a few minutes later* Shy: This isn't turning out too good. I was looking for my penis and I found my mom. *Shy sends various pictures* Shy: The weird thing is, I found all of these pictures while I was looking for my penis. L and Damen: You still haven't found it yet?
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Post by Admiral Lithp on Aug 1, 2010 10:17:56 GMT -5
Did...did he ever find his penis?
Also, I'm just gonna ignore your warning & ask--Why?
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Post by shykid on Aug 1, 2010 13:50:39 GMT -5
Classified information, Lithp.
No, actually, we were talking about the nude pics we've seen and taken being foolish. That made me curious if I still had the ones I had taken, though if you wanna see my penis, I'm sure that can also be arranged, provided I can find it on here... (Kidding.)
Also, guys, so this is kinda on topic, here's a morsel of a conversation I just had with my cousin:
*facepalms*
I'm totally aching to reuse that sarcasm to pwn some more racists and look half witty. *watches RSTDT like a hawk*
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Post by HarleyThomas1002 on Aug 1, 2010 13:55:49 GMT -5
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Post by Sleepy on Aug 1, 2010 19:05:30 GMT -5
What Harley said.
I want to punch your cousin.
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Post by Art Vandelay on Aug 2, 2010 1:32:37 GMT -5
If I could exhalt you Harley, I would.
I want the exhalt/smite system back!
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Post by Admiral Lithp on Aug 2, 2010 1:46:43 GMT -5
I want to piss Distind off it back too!
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Post by Sleepy on Aug 2, 2010 16:02:59 GMT -5
Noooo, I hate that stupid system.
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