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Post by ironbite on Sept 20, 2010 1:42:24 GMT -5
ironraptor4 1:15 am Momotaros can't climax Speedbreaker666 1:15 am there's a pill for that.
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Post by The_L on Sept 20, 2010 5:16:43 GMT -5
I DEMAND CONTEXT!
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Post by ironbite on Sept 20, 2010 18:06:32 GMT -5
Momotaros is a character in Kamen Rider Den-O. He's an Imagin which is a being that can either grant any wish a person wants(in which case when this happens the Imagin then travels back to a point in time where a person has the strongest emotional attachment to and proceed to rip shit up) or posses a person and grant them power. In this case Momotaros has possed a singularity point named Ryotaro Nogam to turn him into Kamen Rider Den-O. Momotaros grants Den-O Sword Form(also the default form) while three other Imagins grant him other forms. Well in this episode, the other three had turned to dust due to their bond with Ryotaro being broken for a bit. And Momotaros, being a brash fighter type guy, has a few sayings of his. One of which is that "From start to finish I'm always at a climax" and "Ore sanjou". The latter's not important in this context. Because the other guys were gone, Momotaros couldn't finish off the Imagin he was fighting and so said the previous line. And I was talking to a buddy of mine who had perfect timing with his responce.
Ironbite-and now you know.
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Post by Deimos on Sept 22, 2010 23:35:08 GMT -5
Ajat says: I AM TEH JAYZUZ Mira says: *nails to a nearby tree* Ajat says: meep meany Mira says: You love it Ajat says: only you can crucify me right baby
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Post by Admiral Lithp on Sept 24, 2010 1:09:44 GMT -5
Butthurt says: I cant even begin to describe the physical pain I experience when you try to talk to me at any point past midnight when my tolerance for any conversation, much less one with you which always ends in an argument or discussion over something, is low I want peace and quiet goddamnmit (sn)A Pimp Named Snail Army (sn) says: He says on MSN.
I forget why I nicknamed him what I did.
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Post by Mira on Sept 26, 2010 1:12:41 GMT -5
Mira: I just dropped Kobe beef on the floor Deimos: PICK IT UP AND SUCK IT Deimos: wait are you talking about asian penis? Mira: That's your answer for everything Deimos: or food
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Post by HarleyThomas1002 on Sept 26, 2010 2:57:58 GMT -5
Butthurt says: I cant even begin to describe the physical pain I experience when you try to talk to me at any point past midnight when my tolerance for any conversation, much less one with you which always ends in an argument or discussion over something, is low I want peace and quiet goddam nmit (sn)A Pimp Named Snail Army (sn) says: He says on MSN. I forget why I nicknamed him what I did. Should've posted the whole TL;DR speel that amounted to him saying "I read more manga than you, so I'm more qualified to give opinions" and you saying "If I don't read it, it's shit."
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Post by The_L on Sept 30, 2010 17:57:45 GMT -5
Cait: oh, guess what I'm doing this weekend! L: ? L: Renn Faire again? Cait: of course L: Yay!! Cait: but I'm meeting Ranger Joe from the forums there and we're gonna have a few drinks Cait: and I'm going to make him pitch a tent in his kilt L: Awesome! L: Hmmm... Cait: he's quite smitten Cait: hum? L: doyou think that upkilting would be considered a criminal offense? :3 Cait: no Cait: I'm an Official Kilt Inspector (TM) L: Yay! Cait: it's my JOB L: Step 1: Aim fan. :3 Cait: naw, his kilt is wool Cait: I'd need an industrial wind tunnel L: *fetches Miroku*
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Post by HarleyThomas1002 on Sept 30, 2010 22:00:03 GMT -5
Finally a use for me. So long as there's no bees around.
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Post by The_L on Oct 3, 2010 14:48:44 GMT -5
Damen: Heh, I was playing Lord of the Rings. L: ah Damen: ...shush L: Quest for Sleepy's Ass? :3 Damen: Alas, it is well guarded by rather stout dwarfs. Damen: GAHH! I got to the end of that quest and then got killed by the boss. So I've gotta redo the whole thing.
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Post by The_L on Oct 6, 2010 9:50:50 GMT -5
And the fact that I'm posting here means you should be afraid. Be very afraid. (Whoops, double post!) L: danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/96470/alignment_you-_you-apple-ass-aya_-kojin_jugyou-ben (NOTE: Link is not porn, but is not exactly work-safe either. Strategically-placed fruit is used to censor-without-censoring.) Gomer: XD Gomer: I suppose she's a true apple-bottomed girl. L: She wore those apple-bottom jeans, and the boots with the fur... Gomer: XD Gomer: At first, I heard, "...knockin' boots with the furs!" L: lols L: Although, frankly, her fucking furries in public would explain why "she had the whole club lookin' at her" Gomer: Ha ha! XD
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Post by HarleyThomas1002 on Oct 6, 2010 21:18:35 GMT -5
Harléy Bombshell From the Sky says: Let's touch dicks together. Aary says: ...I don't have a dick, or did you forget. Harléy Bombshell From the Sky says: Grow one. It's amazing what stem cells can do.
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Post by The_L on Oct 12, 2010 19:27:50 GMT -5
I was talking to Cait about getting a new condo and possibly moving out soon:
CAIT: I'm so happy for you ^^ CAIT: I should get you a housewarming gift CAIT: like sex toys you won't have to hide The_L: lol The_L: my dog DID eat my vibrator... CAIT: what, WHAT? The_L: yes CAIT: your dog ate your vibrator? CAIT: what he FUCK The_L: a week ago, I trip over something on the way to bed CAIT: that's horrible, but I lawl'd The_L: the next morning, i realize it's my egg. He chewed it right off the cord The_L: So yes, my dog ate my vibrator. CAIT: I guess if you had HOMEWORK like NORMAL people he'd've eaten that CAIT: instead he ate your vibrator The_L: lol
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Post by Deimos on Oct 14, 2010 19:39:59 GMT -5
Libertine X - Gore Fiend says: HELP ME MY VAGINA SMELLS LIKE FISHSTICKS Mira says: *puts an italian sausage in your vagina Libertine X - Gore Fiend says: *approves*
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Post by Admiral Lithp on Oct 14, 2010 21:29:25 GMT -5
I say: 22:24:49 So, we think that Butthurt ragequit. But is pretending that it's not a ragequit. Tae says: 22:25:06 That's pretty much it. I say: 22:25:30 Maybe. He hasn't been making much sense. Tae says: 22:25:48 I'm going to make a topic in Oro about it. I don't think it'll work, but it's not like anyone has better ideas anyway. I say: 22:26:34 We need members to raise money. To get Harley out of Canada. For an operation. On his penis. 22:26:49 I think it'll work. Tae says: 22:26:49 That could work!
Guys. Harley needs the help. Have a heart. Join some ass-backwards forum.
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