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Post by Vypernight on Mar 5, 2009 8:10:38 GMT -5
Oh, I'm very familiar with both her and RR. I would just Love to have read that fight between them!
As for her being a troll, it's possible, but it's also possible that's she's real. I live in the corner of the Bible Belt, and I've heard some pretty stupid things from people here.
Take care,
Jay
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Post by Star Cluster on Mar 5, 2009 11:29:45 GMT -5
Oh, I'm very familiar with both her and RR. I would just Love to have read that fight between them! As for her being a troll, it's possible, but it's also possible that's she's real. I live in the corner of the Bible Belt, and I've heard some pretty stupid things from people here. Take care, Jay Well, I'm plunked right down in the middle of it. As I've said before, if it were only the religiousy stuff she talked about, I could believe she actually was serious. I've also people around where I live say a lot of the same stuff. But I don't think I've ever had the (mis)fortune to run into someone that is actually stupid enough to think or espouse some of the utterly brain-dead things she says about other things. Oh, they may have some misconception about things like astronomy or other scientific areas, but not to the degree that Caripoe displays. It has to be either willful ignorance due to an absolute refusal to learn or she's a Poe. To me, one is just as bad as the other. |
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Post by Star Cluster on Mar 5, 2009 12:37:07 GMT -5
Another thing I've noticed lately is that every time she shows up to grace us with her presence, it means she has been banned from what ever Christian site she has most recently been terrorizing.
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Post by starbrewer on Mar 5, 2009 17:29:43 GMT -5
Another thing I've noticed lately is that every time she shows up to grace us with her presence, it means she has been banned from what ever Christian site she has most recently been terrorizing. When she gets banned from Fighting Fundamentalist, she'll make another driveby to FSTDT. |
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Post by Redhunter on Mar 6, 2009 3:17:06 GMT -5
Yeah, that's been her MO lately. But that's the price of being an attention whore I guess.
Another one is that fucked up version of what she says evolution is... "Oh, like one day a zebra just happened to give birth to a lobster..." She's had it explained and goes out of her way to debate it on forums (and let's face it, i've probably only seen a fraction of a percentage POINT of the number of posts that shes made and i know she has brought it up a couple of dozen times and had it explained to her in all manners of understandability fifty times more than that) and she insists that is what evolution is. "A monkey just happened to give birth to a man and somewhere else another monkey just happened to give birth to a woman and somehow they survived with monkey parents, met and figured out how to have sex and raise babies and they populated the planet? LOL! Sorry, but that never happened, sorry!"
Of course it didn't fucking happen you dolt! You're the ONLY one who thinks that! That makes it a giant and easy target when it's COMPLETELY FUCKING WRONG!
But like other trolls/fundies, she refuses to debate it because she says it is just too ridiculous to take seriously. No shit, huh? Debating it might make her learn and learning might unravel her threadbare safety net and that she will not allow to happen. She thinks its better to close her eyes and start humming "jesus gonna be here" than figure a way out of her predicament.
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Post by Julian on Mar 6, 2009 6:32:21 GMT -5
Yeah, that's been her MO lately. But that's the price of being an attention whore I guess. Another one is that fucked up version of what she says evolution is... "Oh, like one day a zebra just happened to give birth to a lobster..." She's had it explained and goes out of her way to debate it on forums (and let's face it, i've probably only seen a fraction of a percentage POINT of the number of posts that shes made and i know she has brought it up a couple of dozen times and had it explained to her in all manners of understandability fifty times more than that) and she insists that is what evolution is. "A monkey just happened to give birth to a man and somewhere else another monkey just happened to give birth to a woman and somehow they survived with monkey parents, met and figured out how to have sex and raise babies and they populated the planet? LOL! Sorry, but that never happened, sorry!" Of course it didn't fucking happen you dolt! You're the ONLY one who thinks that! That makes it a giant and easy target when it's COMPLETELY FUCKING WRONG! Of course it never happened... Now Carico's dad fucked a monkey, but that's another story entirely... |
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Post by starbrewer on Mar 6, 2009 7:21:19 GMT -5
from what I read of the post, it sounds like she is just repeating some shit she heard from somewhere else, maybe the 700 Club! Sounds like something BigChrisFilm would do, doesn't scream Poe to me. No, what she said in that thread doesn't make her sound like a poe, although it could be considered trollish. But like I said earlier, if it were just the religious crap she throws out there, it would be believable that she was serious and just uttering her believes. It is when she delves into other matters like the examples Red and I gave is where it becomes hard to conceive her being anything other than a poe. What are some examples? like when she said that gravity is caused by magnetic particles, all particles of matter are made of living microorganisms, women have one more rib than men and that it's been medically documented... |
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Post by Vypernight on Mar 6, 2009 7:27:34 GMT -5
Assuming that Carico is real, imagine if Jesus really did come down, and he happened to run into her?
C: "You said, '____________' and '____________.'"
J: "No, I did not. I actually said, '____________.'"
C: "That's not how the Bible reads."
J: "Maybe it was rewritten by those with different ideas."
C: "No, it's the infallible word of God."
J: "I AM GOD!"
C: "You're losing your temper; you must be an atheist."
J: "Thay's because you'd make Mother Theresa #%#@$@ curse!"
C: "Then she's also going to hell."
J: "Someone get me an Aleve, please?"
C: "You can't take medicine. You're supposed to be perfect."
J: "Oh, $%@& off! I'm not a Christian, I'm a Vaginalist!" (Sorry, couldn't resist!)
I'd pay money to see that!
Take care,
Jay
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Post by Star Cluster on Mar 11, 2009 6:13:05 GMT -5
What are some examples? like when she said that gravity is caused by magnetic particles, all particles of matter are made of living microorganisms, women have one more rib than men and that it's been medically documented... Redhunter and I had already given a few examples. Astronomers changed Pluto from a planet to a star? She said it. Stars reflect light and planets give off light? Another of hers. And then there is the utterly ridiculous misunderstanding of evolution. Nobody, and I mean nobody, can seriously be that stupid to think zebras gave birth to lobsters or some such shit as that. If she isn't a Poe, she is an ignoramus of epic proportions. And judging from her ability to be at least string words together in the proper order to at least make understandable sentences and to spell words correctly, I have a hard time believing that to be the case. |
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Post by Admiral Lithp on Mar 20, 2009 23:17:55 GMT -5
If she does respond, we all know it'll just be something like, "You just can't understand because you're an idiot, all unbelievers are!" Only...de-grammar that.
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