P. Diddy trillion dollar lawsuit for causing 9/11

[Mlle Antéchrist]

www.billboard.com/news/diddy-sued-for-1-trillion-blamed-for-9-11-1005015102.story#/news/diddy-sued-for-1-trillion-blamed-for-9-11-1005015102.story

So apparently some crazy broad is suing P. Diddy/Puff Daddy/Puffy/whatever his name is now for 1 trillion dollars for causing 9/11, among other things. You should really read the full article, but here's a few excerpts:

A woman has filed a $1 trillion lawsuit against Diddy (real name: Sean Combs), alleging that he caused 9/11, put her child in the hospital and stole a poker chip worth "100 zillions of dollars."

"[Diddy] went through Kim Porter and Rodney King and knocked down the WTC and then they all came and knocked my children down. Set me up to be on disability and disabled my baby. he put my baby in a wheelchair," Turks writes in her papers.

Turks claims she once dated Diddy, and they have a son together, Cornelius Wilson, 23.

She's asking for $900 billion dollars in child support, and $100 billion dollars for "loss of income."

Note that the richest man in the world is worth around 53 billion dollars, or about an 18th of the amount she's asking for. Schizophrenia, anyone?

[Amaranth]

Finally, an explanation that makes sense.

[shriekback]

Who's her lawyer, Jack Thompson?

[Iczer-Four]

this woman is insane..

[Mlle Antéchrist]

When she talks about him "knocking down" the towers, I picture a giant Diddy walking around, knocking over buildings like Godzilla.

[syaoranvee]

Jan 29, 2011 0:06:54 GMT -5 Mlle Antéchrist said:

When she talks about him "knocking down" the towers, I picture a giant Diddy walking around, knocking over buildings like Godzilla.

Closest thing I could find.

[dakotabob]

I don't think I have a .gif image to express my confusion adequately enough.

[arrowdeath]

Guys, guys! What if she's telling the truth? What if it is P.Diddy's fault?

[katsuro]

I thought this was going to be a long the lines of "Marilyn Mason casue the Colombine shooting!" but no, this is way more fucking insane.

How reliable is the source? It's just so weird it has to be made up surely?

[arrowdeath]

Jan 29, 2011 0:09:32 GMT -5 syaoranvee said:

Jan 29, 2011 0:06:54 GMT -5 Mlle Antéchrist said:

When she talks about him "knocking down" the towers, I picture a giant Diddy walking around, knocking over buildings like Godzilla.

Closest thing I could find.

Jazz made him do it.

[chad sexington]

Jan 29, 2011 5:51:16 GMT -5 arrowdeath said:

Jan 29, 2011 0:09:32 GMT -5 syaoranvee said:

Closest thing I could find.

Jazz made him do it.

Was the jazz sugar-free? (Of course it was!)

[shykid]

I... I... I just... what.

[arrowdeath]

Jan 29, 2011 5:52:52 GMT -5 chad sexington said:

Jan 29, 2011 5:51:16 GMT -5 arrowdeath said:

Jazz made him do it.

Was the jazz sugar-free? (Of course it was!)

< < It was a Fresh Prince of Bel-Air reference. That's Will Smith dancing on the tower, I believe.

[lighthorseman]

In most countries, this would simply be written off as a simple case of schizophrenia (the ridiculous numbers is a bit of a give away)

In the US, there is every possibility this person could belong to congress.

[The_L]

Jan 29, 2011 0:06:54 GMT -5 Mlle Antéchrist said:

When she talks about him "knocking down" the towers, I picture a giant Diddy walking around, knocking over buildings like Godzilla.

In a Godzilla costume, no less!