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Post by Mlle Antéchrist on Feb 27, 2011 15:25:50 GMT -5
Here's one: If you have a miscarriage, you have to report it to the Uterus Police.
Oh, wait...
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Post by Dragon Zachski on Feb 27, 2011 18:07:47 GMT -5
How about this?
If you're not into football or baseball, you must be jailed for being a queer.
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Post by Her3tiK on Feb 27, 2011 18:27:35 GMT -5
How about this? If you're not into football or baseball, you must be jailed for being a queer. You play those sports on ice, right?
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Post by clockworkgirl21 on Feb 27, 2011 18:41:23 GMT -5
Unless you're a woman. If you show any interest in sports at all, you're a dyke that needs to find a man to teach you to be feminine.
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Post by anti-nonsense on Feb 27, 2011 18:57:26 GMT -5
any man found wearing pink shall be thrown in jail for being gay. Any woman found not wearing pink shall be jailed for being rebellious.
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Post by Patches on Feb 27, 2011 19:24:27 GMT -5
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Post by clockworkgirl21 on Feb 27, 2011 19:30:33 GMT -5
Sounds like a senile old fool to me.
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Post by Rat Of Steel on Feb 27, 2011 19:39:05 GMT -5
any man found wearing pink shall be thrown in jail for being gay. Any woman found not wearing pink shall be jailed for being rebellious. I'd like to see anyone try to enforce that law against Dan Hibiki. ;D
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Post by Smurfette Principle on Feb 27, 2011 20:46:57 GMT -5
It is illegal to sell Fig Newtons, as Jesus forbade us from eating them. (Mark 11:13-4)
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Post by lighthorseman on Feb 27, 2011 21:05:48 GMT -5
How about this? If you're not into football or baseball, you must be jailed for being a queer. Ah... OK, yes, thats getting close... mandatory participation in sporting teams... Keep your voice down, lest you give them ideas.
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Post by lighthorseman on Feb 27, 2011 21:06:53 GMT -5
How about All people purchasing fertilizer, potting soil, or other items to grow plants are to be placed on a list of potential marijuana growers, and their homes subject to police search at any time. I like i. OK, that's pretty nutty. Not quite as crazy as the OP, but definitely heading that way
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Post by Thejebusfire on Feb 27, 2011 23:58:55 GMT -5
any man found wearing pink shall be thrown in jail for being gay. Any woman found not wearing pink shall be jailed for being rebellious. But I don't look very good in pink.
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Post by chad sexington on Feb 28, 2011 2:16:17 GMT -5
Fertilizer might be a bad example given its supposed uses in home made bombs, but I understand what you mean. Supposed?Yes. He's white, so he's only an "accused bomber". If his skin were a few shades darker, though...
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Post by Vypernight on Feb 28, 2011 4:41:15 GMT -5
I'm guessing they're afraid our 'muslim' president would allow Shariah law to override the constitution, such as in imposing religion and slamming the rights of women. They're probably not too keen about the poor tax either.
Ironically, the Right seems to like it anyway. I mean, look up Shariah law on Wikipedia, replace, "Islam" with "Christianity," and aside from the poor tax, you have what a lot of extreme right wing morons want in the first place.
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Post by mrsyoungie on Feb 28, 2011 10:30:48 GMT -5
I can't believe that the average Tennessee resident can even name a single element of sharia law. Every time I see something like this my mind sings "In the la-and of the freeeEEEEE!!" amazing. I'm so glad to live north of the border. These days even more than normal.
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