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Post by gomer21xx on Aug 26, 2011 13:30:55 GMT -5
Thought for the day?
Ummmm... you can't grope a random woman's pair of breasts and claim religious persecution if she smacks you for it (or calls the police).
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Post by MaybeNever on Aug 26, 2011 21:41:09 GMT -5
Is groping just one okay? Urgent reply required!
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Post by Mlle Antéchrist on Aug 27, 2011 4:06:19 GMT -5
Only if you are the chosen one.
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Post by MaybeNever on Aug 27, 2011 22:16:28 GMT -5
So... I need to be pikachu? Dammit, there's always a catch.
...and release.
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Post by Art Vandelay on Aug 27, 2011 22:23:23 GMT -5
I'm the chosen one (according to my new religion). I guess that means I can grope to my heart's content.
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Post by Jodie on Aug 28, 2011 8:20:43 GMT -5
"Try not. Do or do not - there is no try."
"Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering."
~ Yoda
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Post by Art Vandelay on Aug 28, 2011 9:50:51 GMT -5
Oh yeah?
"Fear leads to caution. Caution leads to not doing stupid shit. Not doing stupid shit leads to less trips to the emergency room. Less trips to the emergency room leads to both more money and a slightly less burdened health care sector. All in all not a bad end result." ~ Art Vandelay
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Post by MaybeNever on Aug 28, 2011 14:51:46 GMT -5
Fewer, not less, trips to the emergency room. GRAMMAR MOAR.
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Post by Mlle Antéchrist on Aug 28, 2011 20:42:43 GMT -5
"Grammar is the opiate of the masses." -- Dr. Dre
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Post by MaybeNever on Aug 28, 2011 20:49:05 GMT -5
Marx couldn't decide how he felt about Dre. On the one hand:
"Dr. Dre is dead labor, which, vampire-like, lives only by sucking living labor, and lives the more, the more he sucks."
But meanwhile:
"Dr. Dremocracy is the road to socialism."
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Post by malicious_bloke on Aug 29, 2011 14:00:01 GMT -5
"That's a nice everything you have there"
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Post by rookie on Aug 30, 2011 10:20:20 GMT -5
"The secret to French cooking is to get good and drunk then whack the hell out of a piece of chicken." -Julia Child
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Post by Shane for Wax on Aug 30, 2011 11:21:45 GMT -5
Farts smell.
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Post by MaybeNever on Aug 30, 2011 14:18:17 GMT -5
This advice got me through a lot of hard times.
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Post by Mlle Antéchrist on Aug 30, 2011 19:27:47 GMT -5
Someone has a fart fetish.
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