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Post by Shane for Wax on Dec 13, 2011 2:24:17 GMT -5
Lithp Aqualung: I don't even play Skyrim & if I hear that meme one more fucking time, I will have impotent rage. 23:23 Aqualung FUS RO DAH! 23:23 Lithp RARRAFFAARGHHRRAAA! Funniest chat session in a long time. ;D I'm still laughing. ;D
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Post by The_L on Dec 25, 2011 19:20:23 GMT -5
Apostrophes. They save lives.
Deimos- his mother terrified me though, she met me and shes like "HI THEEEERE, YOU MUST BE LUIS BROTHER HOW ARE YOOOOU" *crazy smile*
Deimos- shudders
The_L Oh, does Deimos have a boyfriend?
Deimos- BAHA i have no friends, what makes you think ill have a boyfriend no this is my sisters boyfriends mother
gyeonghwa Deimos' sister has a boyfriend
chad_sexington yay, L!
chad_sexington hugs
The_L ...Luis?
chad_sexington deimos' sister
Deimos- lui is my sis
The_L that's probably what threw me off
Shane_for_Yule i'm confused now.
The_L His sister's name is Lucy.
gyeonghwa Is confused.
The_L But Luis is generally considered a boy's name.
Deimos- lui's forgot the '
The_L See, apostrophes help.
Shane_for_Yule deimos hates using apostrophes
The_L Deimos: Identify the difference between these 2 sentences: "Crumb cake is good! I'm eating Grandma's!" "Crumb cake is good! I'm eating grandmas!"
Deimos- -_-
Shane_for_Yule lol
Deimos- apostrophe on the first Grandma's indicates possession
The_L Yes. And in the second one? CANNIBALISM
Deimos- no apostrophe, does not indicate possession, grandma got baked into a crumbcake
The_L Thank you.
chad_sexington not necessarily
Deimos- dat bitch be tasty
chad_sexington the two clauses may not be related
The_L No, but then you're still devouring delicious grandmothers
Oriet|eating It'd be multiple grandmothers in it, too.
Deimos- their tender sagging flesh makes for good eatin
chad_sexington yeah, but not grandmother-cake
DarkfireTaimatsu Like how Tai figured about three different interpretations for "pretend we're grandmas baking".
The_L this example got crazy
chad_sexington yup
Shane_for_Yule so long as it isn't a little priest
Deimos- can i eat the little priest as well ?
chad_sexington you're not an altar boy, so no
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Post by gomer21xx on Dec 25, 2011 21:29:07 GMT -5
[21:27] <shykid> i honestly don't understand how i fly under people's gaydars [21:27] <shykid> but i do in real life [21:27] <Vidi_The_Rawrcorgi> you're like the RAF [21:28] <Vidi_The_Rawrcorgi> fly low, fast and get in and out before anyone notices
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Post by Shane for Wax on Dec 27, 2011 22:50:49 GMT -5
[22:47] <Miles> I just beat someone to death with a mannequin arm O.o [22:49] <Shane_for_Wax> did you put the mannequin arm up your pooper in victory? [22:49] <Miles> Possibly. [22:49] <Miles> If fanfic has taught me anything, blood is an amazing lubricant.
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Post by Damen on Dec 29, 2011 18:26:30 GMT -5
After a long discussion on the topic of toilets and replicators in Star Trek on the IRC, we get this gem:
17:25 Oriet: "Let's cherry-bomb the fuck out of those Borg!"
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Post by Paimun on Dec 29, 2011 19:07:22 GMT -5
[19:03] (& Oriet) That happens when you go from 10+ inches to like 1/2 an inch.
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Post by Damen on Jan 1, 2012 23:28:09 GMT -5
22:18 Shane_for_Wax: "When #OWS said, "Show me what a police state looks like!", we didn't mean for you to actually show us. #NDAA"
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Post by Shane for Wax on Jan 2, 2012 16:59:27 GMT -5
[16:56] <gyeonghwa> this banana is the second largest thing I have had in my mouth [16:56] <+SimSim> what was the largest? [16:57] <gyeonghwa> Another banana [16:57] <+SimSim> boring! [16:57] <+disgruntledcolonel> ha [16:57] <gyeonghwa> Well the third largest thing was a cock lol [16:57] <+SimSim> haha [16:58] <+disgruntledcolonel> and there's the punchline
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Post by Hades on Jan 4, 2012 15:30:28 GMT -5
<Hadez> im not sure if i want people to know how fucked up i can be Looking back now, I don't know why I thought I could conceal it.
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