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Post by Vene on Aug 2, 2011 22:00:42 GMT -5
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Post by MaybeNever on Aug 2, 2011 22:32:06 GMT -5
Oh please, what do doctors know about medicine? I believe that somebody with an online bachelor's degree in homeopathic medicine is FAR better equipped to make judgments about such things.
You see? Obvious cash-grab.
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Post by Mlle Antéchrist on Aug 2, 2011 22:45:59 GMT -5
First they ban the fish pedis, now they're going after glorified enemas. When will the madness end?
Health is so mainstream.
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Post by Art Vandelay on Aug 2, 2011 23:22:53 GMT -5
What? You mean squirting water up your ass isn't good for you?
My god, I don't even know what's real any more...
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Post by malicious_bloke on Aug 3, 2011 4:17:04 GMT -5
it'd be funnier if they decided that ramming wads of blue cheese up your arse was a "natural aid to your gut's bacterial culture" or some waffly nonsense.
I'd love to see wobbly-headed morons flocking to some bullshit merchant to recieve THAT
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Post by Amaranth on Aug 3, 2011 7:42:26 GMT -5
it'd be funnier if they decided that ramming wads of blue cheese up your arse was a "natural aid to your gut's bacterial culture" or some waffly nonsense. I'd love to see wobbly-headed morons flocking to some bullshit merchant to recieve THAT This sounds like the sort of prank I'd pull if I'd lost all humanity. ...So probably by next week we'll find out if people buy it. |
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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Aug 3, 2011 11:45:56 GMT -5
What? You mean squirting water up your ass isn't good for you? My god, I don't even know what's real any more... I thought colon cleansers were the pills, not enemas. Huh... |
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Post by Vene on Aug 3, 2011 12:28:47 GMT -5
Nope, this is an enema.
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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Aug 3, 2011 14:47:24 GMT -5
...that just reminds me of a weird old woman my mom always tells me about (sit back, I'm Rose motherfuckin' Nylund). This old woman helped out with their church youth retreat thingy every year, and kept trying to get the girls to try a "coffee enema".
My mom was never brave enough to ask how, exactly, one of those would work.
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Post by Amaranth on Aug 3, 2011 15:34:44 GMT -5
...that just reminds me of a weird old woman my mom always tells me about (sit back, I'm Rose motherfuckin' Nylund). This old woman helped out with their church youth retreat thingy every year, and kept trying to get the girls to try a "coffee enema". My mom was never brave enough to ask how, exactly, one of those would work. Those always scared me solely because I can't help but pcture the coffee being hot, because...Well, because that's normally how you serve it. Then again, you also to stick it up your ass normally. So I guess my mental image is probably inaccurate. STILL.... |
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Post by MaybeNever on Aug 3, 2011 15:53:15 GMT -5
Alcohol enemas are a... well, maybe not popular, but certainly a dangerous, way to get drunk. Because the blood uptake is much more efficient in the intestine, it's very easy to OD and die doing that.
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Post by Dragon Zachski on Aug 3, 2011 16:04:35 GMT -5
Let me put it this way.
You pass out, you stop drinking orally. This prevents the alcohol levels from becoming even more dangerous.
You pass out with beer in your bum, it stays in your bum and continues to get absorbed.
In fact, there's even a Darwin award for it.
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Post by tolpuddlemartyr on Aug 3, 2011 16:34:26 GMT -5
People need to be told that getting sodomized by a firehose is bad for them?
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Post by Vene on Aug 3, 2011 17:05:48 GMT -5
People need to be told that getting sodomized by a firehose is bad for them? Repeatedly, this is reconfirming stuff known a century ago. And I get people still won't listen. |
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Post by Amaranth on Aug 3, 2011 17:11:41 GMT -5
People need to be told that getting sodomized by a firehose is bad for them? And remember kids, what we need is LESS education! |
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