Wompatti
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Post by Wompatti on Aug 3, 2011 3:35:43 GMT -5
Rules for our new town: 1) The private army of mercenaries will have transparent face plates on their armored uniforms, and will be required to carry & display biometric ID at all times. ... 3) There will be no self destruct mechanism built into the headquarters. Well, poo. You're no fun. Can we at least have cyborg mercenaries? With built-in self destruct mechanism? Like, if you punch them in the nose they blow up. That would be so cool.
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Post by Jack Bauer on Aug 3, 2011 3:47:29 GMT -5
The most notorious badasses can have their own theme tunes. When the town sensor system detects their presence, their theme music is played over the PA system whenever they are on the move.
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Post by largeham on Aug 3, 2011 5:52:08 GMT -5
All duels must be occur at dawn on a Sunday. The only weapons allowed will be wet towels.
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Wompatti
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Post by Wompatti on Aug 3, 2011 5:59:56 GMT -5
All duels must be occur at dawn on a Sunday. The only weapons allowed will be wet towels. Good luck getting any fstdt-er up on Sunday at dawn.
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Post by malicious_bloke on Aug 3, 2011 6:23:00 GMT -5
I get to be chief torturer and head of the secret police.
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Post by Jack Bauer on Aug 3, 2011 9:29:21 GMT -5
If I told you what I would like to be in charge of - well, I'd then have to kill you. Twice. (Just to make certain.)
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Post by John E on Aug 3, 2011 10:27:23 GMT -5
With all due respect to tygerarmy, 'fstdt-ville' is not a particularly inspiring name. What would be a more appropriate nomenclature for such a community? Kittenroast? Goddidntdoit City? New Sodom
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Post by Jack Bauer on Aug 3, 2011 10:33:36 GMT -5
Gomorrah's World?
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Post by CtraK on Aug 3, 2011 10:47:40 GMT -5
I'll be town mechanic and abortionist. Yeah, now there's a fairly transparent agenda. Granted, but best of luck working on a Chevy with a scalpel and syringe. I VOTE MYSELF DICTATOR FOR LIFE! Tough shit, Caesar, no-one else does.
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Post by Doctor Fishcake on Aug 3, 2011 10:48:10 GMT -5
Wow, I must lack authoritarian instincts compared to you lot, since I'd settle for running the pool hall.
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Post by Jack Bauer on Aug 3, 2011 10:51:52 GMT -5
Wow, I must lack authoritarian instincts compared to you lot, since I'd settle for running the pool hall. That's code, right? Do I need to summon the Thought Police?
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Post by Tiberius on Aug 3, 2011 11:38:15 GMT -5
With all due respect to tygerarmy, 'fstdt-ville' is not a particularly inspiring name. What would be a more appropriate nomenclature for such a community? Kittenroast? Goddidntdoit City? CWC-ville?
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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Aug 3, 2011 11:43:41 GMT -5
*holds up a skinning knife* Don't even joke about that.
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Post by nickiknack on Aug 3, 2011 13:20:45 GMT -5
Hmmm...sounds like a great idea,I'm in.
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Khris
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Post by Khris on Aug 3, 2011 13:20:55 GMT -5
I hereby declare myself the doctor who every one sees but has all sorts of hearts and stuff on display and gives them a creepy smile but you can call me blutigen Arzt
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