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Post by Mlle Antéchrist on Aug 7, 2011 18:30:27 GMT -5
Wait, can I also run the 900,000 square foot abortion multiplex?
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Post by DeadpanDoubter on Aug 7, 2011 19:05:40 GMT -5
Ladies, please, these are FSTDT people. Safe sex all the way.
On that note, I daresay a town small enough for FSTDT to take over will be in the middle of nowhere and will probably be able to serve other small towns, so maybe a Planned Parenthoodish type center would be good.
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Post by Art Vandelay on Aug 7, 2011 19:10:39 GMT -5
Oi! I already called town abortionist (and mechanic). Quit trying to upstage me.
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Post by Napoleon the Clown on Aug 7, 2011 19:22:37 GMT -5
Art, you will be performing the abortions. MAC will be the owner of the facility.
And didn't you know, DPD? Abortion is FSTDT's favorite form of birth control.
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Post by Art Vandelay on Aug 7, 2011 19:26:14 GMT -5
Well then, if she gets to own my abortion complex, I get to own the brothel (or whatever it was she called back in the beginning of the thread).
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Post by Mlle Antéchrist on Aug 7, 2011 19:34:08 GMT -5
Maybe we should just run a joint brothel/abortionplex. We should include a casino in there too.
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Post by Art Vandelay on Aug 7, 2011 19:35:36 GMT -5
That works. Though come to think of it, we'll likely also need an incinerator to go with that casino.
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Post by Mlle Antéchrist on Aug 7, 2011 19:37:40 GMT -5
We should use the fetuses as fuel to power the town's electrical supply. Brothel/casino/abortionplex/power plant.
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Post by Art Vandelay on Aug 7, 2011 19:44:49 GMT -5
I like it. This could be a very lucrative operation.
Oh, and I just realised. I simply must be head of security. Just so I can lead riot gear clad security guards into the inevitable crowd of fundie protesters and give them a royal beating. Or teargassing. Or cattle-prodding.
Come to think of it, the possibilities are endless...
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Post by John E on Aug 7, 2011 19:53:54 GMT -5
Like cattle-prod anal probing?
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Post by Mlle Antéchrist on Aug 7, 2011 19:55:57 GMT -5
That could double as one of the services the brothel offers
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Post by Art Vandelay on Aug 7, 2011 20:02:13 GMT -5
I like it. It'd make for a very welcoming atmosphere (at least for the target demographic).
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Post by ironbite on Aug 7, 2011 20:14:23 GMT -5
AS DICTATOR I APPROVE OF THIS PLAN!
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Post by tygerarmy on Aug 7, 2011 23:11:36 GMT -5
I must learn not to click tv-tropes I read all about The Animorphs I love that series. |
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Post by Khris on Aug 8, 2011 1:51:19 GMT -5
oh tv tropes that site is actually the reason im here and why i cant get on computers at my old school.
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