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Post by lexikon on Nov 19, 2011 15:23:57 GMT -5
Liberal Lies; Closer than you think.(Two scenarios, since I'm a cheating bastard, and I have to make up for the times that I've not put in a scenario) Scenario 1: A teenage genius invents a thinking robot that is capable of learning, reasoning, and so forth, eventually becoming almost human-like through its experiences. The teenager happens to be an atheist. Scenario 2: A teenage genius invents a thinking robot that is capable of learning, reasoning, and so forth, eventually becoming almost human-like through its experiences. The teenager is a blatant Christian, loudly proclaiming his faith, using his invention as proof that "evolution could never have happened", and has even converted his own robot to Christianity. 1. Atheist teen nerd tries to escape reality and creates his own friend to contemplate his lack of faith. 2. Through faith and prayer, a young man develops breakthrough technology Bigfoot found, and revealed to be as intelligent as humans
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Post by brendanrizzo on Nov 19, 2011 19:32:24 GMT -5
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Post by tgrwulf on Nov 21, 2011 13:12:43 GMT -5
Liberal fascists attempt to stop free market capitalism!
Jesus comes back, but ONLY to tell the fundies that their bigoted asses are the ones going to hell.
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Post by brendanrizzo on Nov 22, 2011 11:54:39 GMT -5
Satan Disguises Self As Jesus
Rick Santorum's popularity lowers to the negative percentiles.
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Post by lexikon on Nov 22, 2011 16:42:42 GMT -5
Satan Disguises Self As Jesus Rick Santorum's popularity lowers to the negative percentiles. Dan Savage's Google Bomb causes stress for presidenta; candidate. Islam rapidly decreases in Europe.
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Post by Smurfette Principle on Nov 24, 2011 12:34:27 GMT -5
Victory for Christianity in Europe
There is a worldwide shortage of Kleenex.
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Post by brendanrizzo on Nov 24, 2011 20:46:07 GMT -5
Masturbation (and Blindness) on the Rise
Obama writes his name.
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Post by Deus ex Populo on Nov 25, 2011 15:48:15 GMT -5
Obama Flaunts Muslim Ancestry Once Again
Scenario: The first AI confirmed to surpass human mental abilities becomes a liberal atheist.
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Khris
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Post by Khris on Nov 25, 2011 20:24:32 GMT -5
Terminator closer than you think
North and South Korea get over there differences and become one whole Korea again
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Post by Armand Tanzarian on Nov 26, 2011 2:01:49 GMT -5
North and South Korea get over there differences and become one whole Korea again Communism Wins in the PacificShould We Beef Up Defences In The West Coast? Tea Party found to be financed by Chinese agents seeking to invade the USA.
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Post by brendanrizzo on Nov 26, 2011 10:23:20 GMT -5
There Is Hope For Chinese Democracy After All
John Boehner murders and eats a baby on live television.
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Post by Deus ex Populo on Nov 26, 2011 14:17:30 GMT -5
Boehner: American Prosperity Will Require "Sacrifice"
Scenario: The next presidential race somehow comes down to Adolf Hitler vs. Vladimir Lenin (both reanimated, of course). None of their policies have been changed from when they were originally in power.
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Post by brendanrizzo on Nov 27, 2011 12:33:02 GMT -5
Leftists Have Taken Over America! Start Stockpiling Guns, Everyone!
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad converts to Christianity, but Iran is still a theocracy. It is just a Christian one now rather than an Islamic one.
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Post by Deus ex Populo on Nov 27, 2011 17:01:10 GMT -5
U.S. Gains Valuable Ally in an Unexpected Place
Scenario: An asteroid hits Jerusalem, completely destroying it.
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Post by brendanrizzo on Nov 27, 2011 17:11:00 GMT -5
The End Times Are Upon Us
The ghosts of Jomo Kenyatta, Patrice Lumumba, Julius Nyerere, and Kwame Nkrumah enter the currently-living body of Nelson Mandela in order to present themselves to the European Parliament building so that they can demand that the countries of Europe pay reparations for the crimes they committed against Africa. At the same time, the ghosts of Cecil Rhodes, Hendrik Verwoerd, Ian Smith, and Antonio Salazar possess Robert Mugabe in an attempt to prevent this from happening.
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