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Post by amindfarfaraway on Mar 18, 2009 2:22:11 GMT -5
I do. I don't have anything interesting to say about it, though. LOL. It's not really that interesting of a condition, although I've been learning that alot of interesting people might have had it. But if you want a humorous spin on it, check out Encyclopedia Dramatica's article on Asperger's www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Aspergers. It's funny as hell.
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Post by amindfarfaraway on Mar 18, 2009 2:19:55 GMT -5
Ok, but what if we WANT Father Paradox to touch us? Is that allowed? Then it would be Good Touch. But, no, unfortunately I don't think priests are really allowed to do that either. Yeah, but Father Paradox is a "speshul" kind of priest. And is the "good touch" something like Reiki? Father Pardox's good touch has the ability to heal all things that ail. ;D
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Post by amindfarfaraway on Mar 18, 2009 0:19:18 GMT -5
I actually enjoy it when they set dates for the rapture. It makes my life that much more entertaining, and gives me something to look forward to the day after it doesn't happen. It's so fun to point out how they're fucking idiots. Go here www.abhota.info/end1.htm, and here www.2think.org/hundredsheep/skeptic/predictions.shtml for lists of failed fundy predictions of the end of the world. I think you all will find these as hilarious as I did.
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Post by amindfarfaraway on Mar 18, 2009 0:13:17 GMT -5
I had a horrible relationship with my dad, especially when I was in high school. Of course, I was the ultra-fundy xtian (most people in my class knew me only as "the preacher"), and he was, what I would consider, a 'xtian agnostic'. He believed, but only because it was convenient for him to do so. But I think that having a good or bad relationship with one's parents doesn't have to be about religion. I think that an atheist child and a xtian parent can get along just fine. It's the fundy xtians that have a problem with it. Most xtians aren't so fucking crazy that they would disown their children just for not agreeing with them about some magical sky fairy. Or at least, I hope that's the case. Otherwise, we're in some real shit.
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Post by amindfarfaraway on Mar 18, 2009 0:06:39 GMT -5
So condoms aren't the answer in the AIDS fight? It has to have something to do with the big ugly fucking hats that catholic bishops have to wear. And to Cait, we have to remember, JPII was considered a bit more moderate, and actually tried to tolerate other points of view. B XVI is considered a staunch ultra-conservative, and thinks that he can make all non-catholic xtians catholic, while bashing Jews and Muslims. He's a joke.
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Post by amindfarfaraway on Mar 18, 2009 0:00:38 GMT -5
Ok, but what if we WANT Father Paradox to touch us? Is that allowed? Oops. Forgive me father, for I have sinned. Oh wait, no I haven't, I'm perfect.
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Post by amindfarfaraway on Mar 17, 2009 23:56:18 GMT -5
Unfortunately, alot of xtian fundies nowadays are starting to think like that. It seems to be the big satanic conspiracy here in the US that the debbil wants to turn all the fundy kids into teh ghey. Of course, this changes as fundies dictate. I used to be that satan's scheme was the free love and drugs. Then it was heavy metal music. Then it was video games. Now it's homosexuality. I think satan needs to make up his mind.
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Post by amindfarfaraway on Mar 17, 2009 23:52:05 GMT -5
I was just wondering if anyone else here has Asperger's? I don't like any of the Aspie boards I've found online so far, but it annoys me because my wife tries to talk about it, and, even though she means well, she really doesn't help things any. Of course, I can't imagine being married to someone like me, so she's a little trooper. I figured I'd try to find out how many other people here have it. There's at least one or two other people here who have it, but I was wondering just how many people here do.
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Post by amindfarfaraway on Mar 17, 2009 15:00:32 GMT -5
Actually, I'm willing to bet everyone here did, but tried to stay away from the stereotype. I wasn't referring to the people here. I was talking about the people at the company who makes these things who are responsible for coming up with ideas for new products. Ok, my mistake. I misunderstood.
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Post by amindfarfaraway on Mar 17, 2009 3:10:44 GMT -5
I find it very hard to believe that nobody who contributed to this idea actually realised that there is a certain association between chicken and black people. Actually, I'm willing to bet everyone here did, but tried to stay away from the stereotype.
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Post by amindfarfaraway on Mar 17, 2009 3:02:55 GMT -5
I voted "other" because I'd have to go with TBN founder Paul Croutch. That fuckwad has brainwashed millions of people into sending him and his cronies their lives savings. He must be stopped. Never heard of him. Is he anything like Peter Popoff with his prayer cloths? LOL, no, but that would just add to the hilarity. He's basically the progenitor of the doctrines "send me all your money and god will give you perfect health and make you rich." He once remarked that god should give him a "holy ghost machine gun" to mow down everyone who disagrees with him. Edit: His last name is Crouch. I've been spelling it wrong.
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Post by amindfarfaraway on Mar 16, 2009 23:31:22 GMT -5
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Post by amindfarfaraway on Mar 16, 2009 23:29:25 GMT -5
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Post by amindfarfaraway on Mar 16, 2009 23:24:32 GMT -5
Phelps is too much of a fucking idiot for other fundamentalists to take seriously, and even they recognize that he hurts their cause. I don't think Monson has been around long enough to make that big an impact, and even then, he only really affects the LDS church. Other fundamentalists don't take Mormonism seriously. I don't know why, but I just don't see Rick Warren being able to do much damage. Ham and Coulter are good at lowering the the collective IQ of the conservative xtian community, so they'd be up there, but they don't have the theological credentials to do as much damage as Dobson and Robertson. So, from the list, Dobson and Robertson would be my top two choices, and I think Robertson might take the lead. But none of them are worse than Paul Croutch, Benny Hinn, Rod Parsely, and all those other TBN fucks.
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Post by amindfarfaraway on Mar 16, 2009 23:19:54 GMT -5
I voted "other" because I'd have to go with TBN founder Paul Croutch. That fuckwad has brainwashed millions of people into sending him and his cronies their lives savings. He must be stopped.
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