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Post by Sandafluffoid on May 11, 2009 13:02:26 GMT -5
I would take and post more pictures of me, but EVERYBODY'S SO PURRRTY! Including you, go on, make the thread a little bit purrtier
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Post by Sandafluffoid on May 11, 2009 12:07:59 GMT -5
Well Cait requested it, and I needed an excuse to get back at Harley's latest round of uber-feminine photos. I also wanted to camwhore in a less whorish way than usual. So Harley, here is an official challenge, I challenge you to out effete me. You might say, I challenge you to effete to the death! *laughs insanely at piss-poor pun*. Also anyone who thinks they can compete then feel free to try. I'll start lightly with a couple of only slightly girly glamour shots: If you can't beat that Harley then...I don't know, I guess I'll be dissapointed
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Post by Sandafluffoid on May 11, 2009 7:29:58 GMT -5
Spoiler alert! Do not read this post if you haven't seen the movie! Considering that Star Trek establishes pretty clearly that the "many worlds" hypothesis of quantum physics is true, I'd say the canon still applies; the point where Nero and Spock come back just represents a splitting point. In one reality, the canon we're all familiar with happens; in the other, Kirk's father dies on the Kelvin, Vulcan is destroyed by the time-travelling Nero, and Kirk grows up delinquent until finally realizing his potential with the help of Spock Prime. I read a review in the Times the other day which said that the characters in the new movie were all "space cadets", despite the fact that the reviewer was clearly not a Trekkie and the actual terminology was probably less irksome, that one sentence made me 90% certain I wasn't going to watch it. The fact that you even had to say "Spock Prime" in describing the plot has added another 134% to that certainty.
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Post by Sandafluffoid on May 11, 2009 7:19:25 GMT -5
What the hell am i looking at? You're looking at NoLeafClover flaunting the fact that he has met AND touched Cait in person. And then two pages of people spluttering in jealous rage whilst simultaneously fawning over Cait. You know, a typical thread.
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Post by Sandafluffoid on May 11, 2009 2:06:00 GMT -5
Dammit man, I'm trying. I'm writing this from a raft in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean, on a laptop. I'm running low on food and I haven't seen land for a few weeks. This was still the best idea I've ever had. ...There's WiFi on the Atlantic Ocean? Yup, Tiscali pays for WiFi blimps to traverse the ocean offering free WiFi to all and sundry. The trick it to hack into the actual, decent WiFi that the people in the Blimp use.
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Post by Sandafluffoid on May 11, 2009 1:37:31 GMT -5
Suffice it to say, you have a much better chance with her in your own body than mine. If you lot were committed at all, you guys would just up and move to be closer to her. You have to be down for the cause, dammit. Dammit man, I'm trying. I'm writing this from a raft in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean, on a laptop. I'm running low on food and I haven't seen land for a few weeks. This was still the best idea I've ever had.
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Post by Sandafluffoid on May 11, 2009 1:23:12 GMT -5
They'd be cuter if NLC wasn't there. Hey! That's really hurtful there. I think I'm moderately attractive, and I'm only in one! ...Just for that, next time I see Cait I'm going to give a her a big hug because YOU CAN'T. :-P Just in case anyone asks, I am not studying how to possess someone's body over the internet, totally not at all.
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Post by Sandafluffoid on May 11, 2009 1:20:55 GMT -5
So long as they have a language then I don't care. I literally dream about learning alien languages....
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Post by Sandafluffoid on May 11, 2009 1:12:22 GMT -5
Wow, Harley, you are perilously close to being more effeminate than me, I need to step up my game.
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Post by Sandafluffoid on May 11, 2009 1:08:15 GMT -5
I am terrified of listening to Miley Cyrus, because I have a horrible feeling I might like her. When I really just want to hate her.
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Post by Sandafluffoid on May 11, 2009 1:05:19 GMT -5
I HATE titles. I've written one and a half novels, and Cait came up with the titles, AND one of them is already the title of a movie. Santa Claus conquers the Martians is already the title of a movie, but it would still make an awesome book title. How about that then lithp, Santa Claus Conquers the Martians? Best of all it's in the public domain.
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Post by Sandafluffoid on May 10, 2009 15:11:28 GMT -5
This, Oriet you are the most awesomely awesome Liberal Ordained Atheist Polyamorus Bisexual Immodest Auspie Transwoman I know, and one of the best people I've had the pleasure knowing. You wouldn't use the same verb twice in one sentence because you are just too intelligent, witty and downright brilliant for something like that. I wuv woo Owiet!
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Post by Sandafluffoid on May 10, 2009 14:10:30 GMT -5
Fainting goats are cool. Human kids are annoying, especially at work. Solution? Fainting children. Brats pissing you off? Just startle them and they're out for ten minutes. Why bother breeding children to faint if startled, when you can just go buy a mallet?
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Post by Sandafluffoid on May 10, 2009 14:06:57 GMT -5
I'm inundated with gay dating ads and "1 weird rule to get a flat stomach". Which is less creepy than the IRC ads, which have, over the past months reduced their range from "London dating" until they have steadily arrived at a town a few miles away from my village, I fear it knows too much.
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Post by Sandafluffoid on May 10, 2009 12:38:28 GMT -5
Dammit, now my "aww scho Schweet" instinct is conflicting with my jealous rage.
*rages* *melts* *rages* *melts* *rages* *melts* *rages* *melts* Rinse and repeat.
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