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Post by Wykked Wytch on Oct 16, 2011 20:24:46 GMT -5
I found an archive of Nuwaubian pamphlets. factology.com/Nuwaubianism is a black supremacist cult that believes some pretty wacky things (its founder, Dwight York, was arrested for child molestation in 2004): en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuwaubian#Other- Each of us has seven clones. - Edward Leedskalnin and Nikola Tesla were Venusians. - The Illuminati have nurtured a child, Satan's son, who was born on 6 June 1966 at the Dakota House on 72nd Street in New York to Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis of the Rothschild/Kennedy families. The Pope was present at the birth and performed necromantic ceremonies. The child was raised by former U.S. president Richard Nixon and now lives in Belgium, where it is hooked up bodily to a computer called “The Beast 3M” or “3666.” |
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Post by Admiral Lithp on Oct 16, 2011 20:47:05 GMT -5
What does the computer do?
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Post by mudflappus on Oct 16, 2011 21:54:57 GMT -5
What does the computer do? It screws up my Netflix account from what I can figure. DAMN YOU 3M! |
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Post by MaybeNever on Oct 16, 2011 22:09:42 GMT -5
I like that point three reads more or less like a conspiracy theory from a madlibs book.
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Post by Wykked Wytch on Oct 16, 2011 22:13:54 GMT -5
Well, the forums of factology.com are obviously defunct - they're overflowing with spambots, bestiality porn, and little girls in swimsuits.
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czechmate
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Post by czechmate on Oct 17, 2011 4:50:03 GMT -5
Nicoli Tesla from Venus? I suppose that what is now called Croatia is actually Venus.
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Post by tolpuddlemartyr on Oct 17, 2011 5:25:45 GMT -5
Damn I feel old! Lithp made a reference to one of my favorite tabletop RPG's and nobody twigged.  Factology is Mandatory! |
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Post by Rat Of Steel on Oct 17, 2011 5:40:24 GMT -5
Damn I feel old! Lithp made a reference to one of my favorite tabletop RPG's and nobody twigged. Oh, be quiet, you! Due to sabotage from one or more unknown traitors, I hadn't gotten today's Wakey-Tyme tablets in the usual timely fashion; thus, I wasn't thinking clearly yet. |
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Post by Armand Tanzarian on Oct 17, 2011 9:22:45 GMT -5
I thought this was about a Doctor Who episodes. Especially the "Nikola Testa is a Venusian" part.
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Post by Tiberius on Oct 17, 2011 12:26:31 GMT -5
What does the computer do? It actively collects data on every single person in the world for the purpose of taking out any threats. Then it deletes this data and trolls youtube. |
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Post by Admiral Lithp on Oct 17, 2011 13:24:38 GMT -5
I did what now?
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Post by MaybeNever on Oct 17, 2011 14:49:07 GMT -5
You inadvertently made a reference to Paranoia, although the fact that it was inadvertent pretty much precludes it actually being a reference.
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Post by priestling on Oct 17, 2011 14:58:23 GMT -5
I hated playing Paranoia...
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Post by terri on Oct 17, 2011 15:18:24 GMT -5
Sounds like Francis Dec's Mad Deadly Worldwide yadda yadda wharrgarbl Computer God.
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Post by Admiral Lithp on Oct 17, 2011 15:25:10 GMT -5
In other news, Generalissimo Francisco Franco is STILL dead.
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