The Tea Party Is Insane, Part 5756338

[Smurfette Principle]

The Tea Party wants people to stop hiring in order to blame Obama for unemployment rates.

Resolved that: The Obama administration and the Democrat-controlled Senate, in alliance with a global Progressive socialist movement, have participated in what appears to be a globalist socialist agenda of redistribution of wealth, and the waging of class warfare against our constitutional republic's heritage of individual rights, free market capitalism, and indeed our Constitution itself, with the ultimate goal of collapsing the U.S. economy and globalizing us into socialism.

Resolved that: President Obama has seized what amount to dictatorial powers to bypass our Congress, and that because the Congress is controlled by a Progressive socialist Senate that will not impeach one of their kind, they have allowed this and yielded what are rightfully congressional powers to this new dictator.

Resolved that: By their agenda and actions, those in our government who swore oaths to protect and defend our Constitution have committed treason against the United States.

Resolved that: The current administration and Democrat majority in the Senate, in conjunction with Progressive socialists from all around the country, especially those from Hollywood and the left leaning news media (Indeed, most of the news media.) have worked in unison to advance an anti-business, an anti-free market, and an anti-capitalist (anti-individual rights and property ownership) agenda.

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Resolved that: Our President, the Democrats-Socialists, most of the media, and most of those from Hollywood, have now encouraged and supported "Occupy" demonstrations in our streets, which are now being perpetrated across the globe, and which are being populated by various marxists, socialists and even communists, and are protesting against business, private property ownership and capitalism, something I thought I'd never see in my country, in my lifetime.

I, an American small business owner, part of the class that produces the vast majority of real, wealth producing jobs in this country, hereby resolve that I will not hire a single person until this war against business and my country is stopped.

...I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

[brendanrizzo]

So they want people to, of their own free will, stop hiring people, thus raising the unemployment rate, and then want to blame the president for it? They have gone past delusional and entered trainwreck territory.

[Vermicious Knid]

On the bright side, may the TP coming out with drivel this utterly ridiculous is them realizing they're fucked and are nothing more than a sick parody. Maybe they're just throwing out Hail Marys at this point. Sooner or later they'll just be extreme right wing performance art.

I'm just trying to hold onto that last little shred of optimism, guys. Don't mind me.

[Smurfette Principle]

Oct 19, 2011 10:02:16 GMT -5 brendanrizzo said:

So they want people to, of their own free will, stop hiring people, thus raising the unemployment rate, and then want to blame the president for it? They have gone past delusional and entered trainwreck territory.

I can't say I'm surprised, considering that they've proved time and time again that they're willing to go to any lengths to get their way (and that they're batshit insane), but this is so stupid, so delusional, and so flat-out insane that I am actually questioning how human they are at this point.

[brendanrizzo]

The fact that they honestly think the general public will blame the president for their actions is what amazes me at all this. Why must I live in the same country as these loons?

[N. De Plume]

Resolved that: The Obama administration and the Democrat-controlled Senate, in alliance with a global Progressive socialist movement, have participated in what appears to be a globalist socialist agenda of redistribution of wealth, and the waging of class warfare against our constitutional republic's heritage of individual rights, free market capitalism, and indeed our Constitution itself, with the ultimate goal of collapsing the U.S. economy and globalizing us into socialism.

There’s certainly class warfare going on. But I don’t think it’s the folks getting $1 for every $400 the other guys got that started it. Given that, y’know, it’s the $400 guy that set the $1 guy at $1.

Resolved that: President Obama has seized what amount to dictatorial powers to bypass our Congress, and that because the Congress is controlled by a Progressive socialist Senate that will not impeach one of their kind, they have allowed this and yielded what are rightfully congressional powers to this new dictator.

Dictatorial powers? Yeah, that is totally why the Repbulicans were able to hold the economy hostage over the debt ceiling issue and face no consequences whatsoever.

Resolved that: By their agenda and actions, those in our government who swore oaths to protect and defend our Constitution have committed treason against the United States.

Treason? I don’t think that word means what you think it means.

Resolved that: The current administration and Democrat majority in the Senate, in conjunction with Progressive socialists from all around the country, especially those from Hollywood and the left leaning news media (Indeed, most of the news media.) have worked in unison to advance an anti-business, an anti-free market, and an anti-capitalist (anti-individual rights and property ownership) agenda.

You’re the ones shitting on your own human capital, and we’re the ones that are anti-business?

Resolved that: Our President, the Democrats-Socialists, most of the media, and most of those from Hollywood, have now encouraged and supported "Occupy" demonstrations in our streets, which are now being perpetrated across the globe, and which are being populated by various marxists, socialists and even communists, and are protesting against business, private property ownership and capitalism, something I thought I'd never see in my country, in my lifetime.

Oh, more buzzwords used without regard to their actual meaning. Aren’t you clever?

I, an American small business owner, part of the class that produces the vast majority of real, wealth producing jobs in this country, hereby resolve that I will not hire a single person until this war against business and my country is stopped.

Yeah. That’ll really help your case.

Oct 19, 2011 9:57:29 GMT -5 Smurfette Principle said:

...I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

If you got the rocket ship, I’ll bring the gas money.

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Y’know, I’d really love to see some businesses try this shit and then wind up having the majority of their employees quit, retire, or otherwise leave. See how their “principles” serve them there.

Of course then they will quickly break their promise to not hire anyone and blame Obama and the liberal media for forcing them to do so.

[Smurfette Principle]

with the ultimate goal of collapsing the U.S. economy

My boyfriend (who is politically True Neutral) on this:

"Obama's ruining the economy!"
"Not if I get there first!"

[brendanrizzo]

Oct 19, 2011 10:12:49 GMT -5 N. De Plume said:

Dictatorial powers? Yeah, that is totally why the Repbulicans were able to hold the economy hostage over the debt ceiling issue and face no consequences whatsoever.

Come to think of it, have American conservatives EVER suffered the negative consequences of their actions? I don't think they ever have. Bush somehow avoided impeachment and war crimes trials, Reagan is considered a hero for ending the Cold War, Nixon was pardoned, and going really far back, the Gilded Age robber-barons died as rich men and the Confederates were not tried for treason. It seems that conservatives can get away with anything whereas liberals will get blamed for everything, even if it was clearly not their fault.

This probably explains why the US is so much more conservative a society than the rest of the First World countries.

[N. De Plume]

Oct 19, 2011 10:18:18 GMT -5 brendanrizzo said:

Come to think of it, have American conservatives EVER suffered the negative consequences of their actions?

Can’t think of any examples myself.

[Meshakhad]

Tea Party Nation: Please leave my country now and never come back.

[priestling]

Oct 19, 2011 12:10:41 GMT -5 Meshakhad said:

Tea Party Nation: Please leave my country now and never come back.

Addendum: You traitorous fucks.

[Aqualung]

But they're already doing this, in a way; they're all yelling about how Obama is doing such a terrible job and not doing anything to fix the economy or even making it worse somehow. Never mind that the republicans in congress and the senate won't let him pass anything. >.<

[Vene]

Oct 19, 2011 12:27:46 GMT -5 Aqualung said:

But they're already doing this, in a way; they're all yelling about how Obama is doing such a terrible job and not doing anything to fix the economy or even making it worse somehow. Never mind that the republicans in congress and the senate won't let him pass anything. >.<[/quote
You'll enjoy this.

A teaser:

*Note: 51 Democratic senators supported his bill.

[Iosa the Invincible]

Tea Pasrtiers and even some GOP won't care, even if the logic is pointed out to their face. They're like abusive boyfriends/husbands. No matter their actions, it's always the girlfriend's/wife's fault. It's the same thing here.

"We need to stop hiring!"

"Why?"

"So we can blame Obama for the economy!"

" . . . But you're the ones telling people to stop hiring."

"Well, Obama and the liberals are making us do it! If it weren't for them, we wouldn't have to do this!"

[Admiral Lithp]

Seems like they're blaming Obama for "the economy" and "being anti-business," not "the unemployment rate."

I'm not saying that makes sense, I'm saying that might help to explain how they justify this nonsense.