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Post by lighthorseman on Oct 20, 2011 8:09:51 GMT -5
- claim to be ex-Marines, This one is a huge. Marines will tell you, once a Marine, always a Marine. In fairness, there are a lot of antisocial manchildren/internet tough guys who are actually in the military, or have been in the military. The two aren't mutually exclusive.
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Post by mechtaur on Oct 20, 2011 8:28:53 GMT -5
*Gets freaked out when they're called out on their threats and you actually go to their house.
... What? I'm the only one that has done this?
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Post by shadowpanther on Oct 20, 2011 13:15:16 GMT -5
-Raises hand-... -goes to hide- To be fair.. it's a straight Tooei Katana instead of a classicly curved one? I'm not really ashamed of it though.. I just love eastern weaponry, not just katanas. Simply owning a katana is fine. However, if you ever find yourself fiercely insisting that a katana is preferable to a gun in war, or uttering some iteration of "if that person fucked with me, I'd just grab my katana", you'll know you've become a fanboy. What if I were to substitute 'katana' with 'rapier' and promise to go all swashbuckler on them?
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Post by Admiral Lithp on Oct 20, 2011 16:17:32 GMT -5
"I've had enough of this longsword BULLSHIT. Katanas can cut through steel, if you do it right!" THIS. If I never run into another Katana fanboy again, it'll be too soon. Why? It's hilarious. That's just crazy awesome.
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Post by Old Viking on Oct 20, 2011 18:28:30 GMT -5
Mental capacity limited to consideration of two -- or at most three -- subjects.
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Post by Dragon Zachski on Oct 20, 2011 20:12:28 GMT -5
* Obsessed with pointing out the weight of people who disagree with them. * Any mod action taken against them is "obviously due to an incompetent moderator and the administrator will be hearing about this"
Sorry, basing this off of a body-obsessed guido-wannabe jerk-ass who has a thing against me and my boyfriend >_>
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Post by m52nickerson on Oct 21, 2011 7:00:13 GMT -5
In fairness, there are a lot of antisocial manchildren/internet tough guys who are actually in the military, or have been in the military. The two aren't mutually exclusive. Neversaid they were. I was only talking about the ex-Marine statement.
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Post by Haseen on Oct 22, 2011 3:31:40 GMT -5
A clear sign he is losing an argument is when he threatens to hack his opponents' computers.
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Post by Mlle Antéchrist on Oct 22, 2011 16:41:34 GMT -5
A clear sign he is losing an argument is when he threatens to hack his opponents' computers. Or when they try to scare you by doing an IP lookup, and proudly boast that they know where you live. Bonus points if they get your location wrong. I once had some asshole tell me that he had figured out I live in... California. He was only off by about 1500 km.
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Post by MaybeNever on Oct 22, 2011 16:49:27 GMT -5
What's that in American kilometers?
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Post by Mlle Antéchrist on Oct 22, 2011 16:58:38 GMT -5
Around 950 freedometers.
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Post by jjames on Oct 23, 2011 17:54:22 GMT -5
* Claims to kick ass or have imposing physique but in reality is either A: really short, B: really skinny/frail, C: really fat or chubby, or D: has actual muscle, but it's actually just a picture of someone else. Even if it was them, they usually have man-breasts that would make a stripper green with envy and shrunken, useless genitals from steroid use.
Note that D is the least common of the bunch.
* Internet tough guys are usually racist out of narcissism, and are ALWAYS compensating for something. ALWAYS. You can usually tell what that something is by what they project on others. Example: "You're just a fat slob of a queer! I'll break your fucking jaw!!" Translation: "I'm a fat slob, who doubts my own masculinity! Please don't break my frail jaw!!" or "You don't even know how many ways I could kill you with my bare fucking hands!!" Translation: "I read on the Internet how to do headlocks, nose-palms and throat-punches! I did so because I am 5' 5" tall and weigh 125 pounds! Please, God, I hope I never meet one of these people and they're bigger than me!!"
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Post by rookie on Oct 23, 2011 20:13:10 GMT -5
I've noticed they get way too angry way too quickly.
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Post by Jack Bauer on Oct 25, 2011 2:21:41 GMT -5
* Post on internet message boards using tough guy names like Jack Bauer...
Whoops!
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