GOP Hopeful "I will die on that hill"

[ironbite]

Can I help?

Gist of the story is that Rick "I belong in a" Santorum has decided that sex between gays is a bad thing, safe sex is a bad thing, and sex should only be done between two married people, in the dark, missionary position, and only for procreation. And damn it, he'll get a federal ban on it and everything.

Ironbite-CAUSE HE'S AWESOME LIKE THAT!

[m52nickerson]

I give it 15 months before we hear about him trying to pick up another man somewhere.

[Kit Walker]

"License to do Things in a Sexual Realm" would make a really good name for an album.

[QWcanary]

Not to be outdone by Cain, this ass hat feels he needs to shoot his campaign in the foot. Everybody, Liberal and Conservative likes to have sex.

Edited to add: how can these folks claim to be for freedom? Tto dictate other people and their relationships is the total opposite of freedom.

Mind your own fucking sexual business, Sanatarium.

[queenofhearts]

Oct 20, 2011 11:41:08 GMT -5 m52nickerson said:

I give it 15 months before we hear about him trying to pick up another man somewhere.

So Santorum's gonna whip up some santorum in a luggage boy?

And Santorum, if you would stop scapegoating the LGBT community for all of America's problems, and pose some credible solutions to our economic woes, you may break 4% in the polls. Until then, keep living up to your namesake.

[murdin]

Oct 20, 2011 12:31:02 GMT -5 QWcanary said:

Edited to add: how can these folks claim to be for freedom? Tto dictate other people and their relationships is the total opposite of freedom.

They, and their electors, strive for their freedom to use political power to reward the righteous and punish the wicked. They are for the freedom to bring God's Will, which is by definition Truth and Justice to the world. Those are the only freedoms that actually matter to them, and pansy, indiscriminate liberalism is an hindrance to them.

When Tehran claims Iran to be the freest country in the world, they're not trolling us. In their minds, it is. Iran is free - free of all those things that are tolerated in our degenerate Western democracies.

Oct 20, 2011 12:40:07 GMT -5 queenofhearts said:

And Santorum, if you would stop scapegoating the LGBT community for all of America's problems, and pose some credible solutions to our economic woes,

He would lose the few electors he has. There is an electorate for batshit bigotry.

[Doctor Fishcake]

Oct 20, 2011 11:41:08 GMT -5 m52nickerson said:

I give it 15 months before we hear about him trying to pick up another man somewhere.

Roy Zimmerman already has a notepad somewhere with a rough draft of the lyrics to Rick Santorum is Completely Heterosexual. Probably.

[andi]

Santorum is also notorious for his opposition to same-sex marriage. He has hit other GOP 2012 hopefuls for not supporting a federal "uniform definition of marriage" and has suggested that the "breakdown of the American family" wrecked the economy.

Such a class act, this guy.

Anyway, I just came to drop this video here. I'd like to think that Mr. Takei would have this to say to Santorum.

[Old Viking]

Bachmann persuaded him to compete in order to have a candidate who's dumber than she is.

[VirtualStranger]

Mr. frothy anal lube, I accept your proposal.

Please, by all means, do the world a favor and go die on that hill.

[Art Vandelay]

Well I'm cool with this. In fact, he can die wherever the fuck he wants.

[itachirumon]

Oct 20, 2011 19:07:59 GMT -5 VirtualStranger said:

Mr. frothy anal lube, I accept your proposal.

Please, by all means, do the world a favor and go die on that hill.

I'll even provide the hill for you, and the weapon you choose to off yourself with.

Well I'm cool with this. In fact, he can die wherever the fuck he wants.

The fuck he can. I don't want frothy anal lube in my apartment. I don't wanna have to clean it up. He has to die on the damn hill like he agreed to. And it has to be far away from me - I don't want to have to smell him either. Or see him. Or hear him when it happens. And I'd prefer not to taste the air mixed with his death..whatnots. He's pretty much offensive to five of the senses.

[nickiknack]

Oct 20, 2011 11:41:08 GMT -5 m52nickerson said:

I give it 15 months before we hear about him trying to pick up another man somewhere.

I've had this bet going on for years...

[foolishwisdom]

I dunno about you, but if someone like Santorum can't deal with the fact that people can have un-procreational without harm, I think he should be dropped off to an uncharted island. People that obsessed with sex, and not in a good way, might as well stay away from society.

[Thejebusfire]

He went on to describe "the battle" on same-sex marriage, claiming that allowing gay marriage would shake "the very foundation of our country, the family, what the family structure is going to look like."

Societies will crumble! Rivers will run with blood! Nazis will once again ride dinosaurs!