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Post by gyeonghwa on Oct 21, 2011 0:39:13 GMT -5
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Post by priestling on Oct 21, 2011 1:15:34 GMT -5
As I've been on Fark lately, this warrants the dumbass tag.
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Post by Iczer-Four on Oct 21, 2011 1:26:50 GMT -5
 What a dumb ass... |
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Post by MaybeNever on Oct 21, 2011 1:36:13 GMT -5
As I recall, the abomination condemned in Leviticus is specifically lying with another man as one would a woman. Now, call me names if you must, but one thing I don't do when lying with a woman is stroke her penis.
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Post by lighthorseman on Oct 21, 2011 1:39:12 GMT -5
As I recall, the abomination condemned in Leviticus is specifically lying with another man as one would a woman. Now, call me names if you must, but one thing I don't do when lying with a woman is stroke her penis. Zing! |
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Post by ironbite on Oct 21, 2011 1:46:20 GMT -5
Welp...I just committed homosexuality against myself earlier tonight.
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Post by gyeonghwa on Oct 21, 2011 1:51:30 GMT -5
So circle jerks must mbe exponential homosexuality!  |
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Post by davedan on Oct 21, 2011 2:09:18 GMT -5
So circle jerks must mbe exponential homosexuality! circle jerks are only gay if you have to eat the Sao |
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Post by Colosphe on Oct 21, 2011 2:44:49 GMT -5
As a wise* man once said: A penis in your hand is a penis in your hand.
*I use this word loosely.
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Post by dietcokewithlemon on Oct 21, 2011 6:10:02 GMT -5
John Wayne Gacy claimed exactly the same thing.
All men are actually gay because the first time you have sex its always without a woman present.
What if you are having sex with a woman and you accidently touch your own? Is that gay?
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Post by sylvana on Oct 21, 2011 6:33:42 GMT -5
So, what if it is a woman masturbating? Is that homosexual, because this preacher expressly says that having sex without a woman is gay.
(or am I confused and fooled by the silly notion that women can be sexual creatures?)
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Post by Doctor Fishcake on Oct 21, 2011 7:24:04 GMT -5
I'm sure these same people would probably tell you that having sex outside of marriage is also a form of homosexuality, because an unmarried woman is not a real woman, or some other bullshit.
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Post by N. De Plume on Oct 21, 2011 7:30:01 GMT -5
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Post by mechtaur on Oct 21, 2011 9:17:12 GMT -5
1. lol wut?
2. Do these retards even know why Levi only mentions male homosexuality but both sexes for zoophilia? I'll give'm a hint, it involved their views on how pregnancy happens.
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Post by Vene on Oct 21, 2011 9:54:08 GMT -5
As I recall, the abomination condemned in Leviticus is specifically lying with another man as one would a woman. Now, call me names if you must, but one thing I don't do when lying with a woman is stroke her penis. That's not very gentlemanly. |
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