Post by Admiral Lithp on Oct 22, 2011 4:56:24 GMT -5
Has anyone ever heard of this movie? Shot in all black & white? No dialogue or music? Mostly just chirping crickets? Made in 1990?
Well, let me tell you, it's certainly A movie. Actually, you know, I normally say that, but I'm not completely convinced that describes this...item.
According to Wiki, the first thing that happens is that God kills himself. I'm gonna have to take their word on that, because I couldn't tell if he was masturbating, having a seizure, or just had a really bad itch.
What happens next, unfortunately, is much clearer. A masked woman emerges & does things to the dead man's penis. Wiki says it's Mother Earth. Whatever.
She, I guess, gives birth to an epileptic man. A cult of some kind finds him & harvests the organs he keeps vomiting up, all for no apparent reason. Maybe they eat them. I don't know.
By the way, I've only described about half of it.
Naturally, the whole damn thing can be found on one continuous YouTube video. Enjoy? If you do, you're among friends. It's actually highly acclaimed, somehow.
Post by itachirumon on Oct 22, 2011 6:09:50 GMT -5
Holy shit, I was just making a father time/mother earth type joke, I didn't mean to reference a movie I'd never even heard of.
...Much less one as...special as that.
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