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Post by Professor Cold Heart on Oct 31, 2011 13:10:50 GMT -5
chick.com/reading/tracts/1110/1110_01.aspSo, whatcha got for us this month, Jack? An early Christmas tract, perhaps? How about a Thanksgiving number? Maybe you're going olde worlde and denouncing Guy Fawkes' Night? And isn't there a new Paranormal Activity film for you to get your teeth into? ...oh, wait, it's this one again. Seriously, this is, what, the fifth time? Give it a rest, Jack.
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Post by lexikon on Oct 31, 2011 13:19:35 GMT -5
So now it's a black woman? Geez, Chick sure isn't racist or sexist.
But you got to admit, Death looks badass in that picture. Should have said "Hi there!"
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Post by Dragon Zachski on Oct 31, 2011 13:20:14 GMT -5
Well that was stupid.
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Post by Admiral Lithp on Oct 31, 2011 14:09:44 GMT -5
It's a classic.
Plus, the man only has like, 3 stories.
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Post by ragabash on Oct 31, 2011 14:45:22 GMT -5
He also had a new variation on "Catholics are evil and control everything!" up.
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Post by Random Guy on Oct 31, 2011 15:07:09 GMT -5
Does Jack Chick get off on people burning in Hell?
I'm imagining him drawing this tract while laughing evilly at the unsuspecting victim the whole time.
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Post by Dragon Zachski on Oct 31, 2011 15:08:54 GMT -5
Does Jack Chick get off on people burning in Hell? I'm imagining him drawing this tract while laughing evilly at the unsuspecting victim the whole time. Probably. Most fundies I've seen quoted here seem to get off on people they don't like burning in hell. And yes, his version of God is a total douche.
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Post by ragabash on Oct 31, 2011 15:19:58 GMT -5
Does Jack Chick get off on people burning in Hell? Well, that thought is going to end up haunting me all day.
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Post by Thejebusfire on Oct 31, 2011 15:28:26 GMT -5
Me too.
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Post by ironbite on Oct 31, 2011 16:19:44 GMT -5
Wow......
Ironbite-I just can't believe someone so nice is going to be BURNING IN THE FIERY LAKES OF HELL!
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Post by the_ignored on Oct 31, 2011 18:43:46 GMT -5
Anyone else notice that the Grim Reaper has no mandible?
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Post by Wykked Wytch on Oct 31, 2011 18:54:14 GMT -5
Jack Chick makes remakes of several of his tracts "adapted for black audiences." What that means is that all the white characters are made black, thus eliminating the need to actually consider the existence of black people when he's writing his "regular" tracts.
Jesus and God are still both pasty white guys though.
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Post by tolpuddlemartyr on Oct 31, 2011 18:57:29 GMT -5
Does Jack Chick get off on people burning in Hell?
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Post by Admiral Lithp on Oct 31, 2011 19:03:25 GMT -5
He's made God black before. It was kind of surreal. Just a big black...thing.
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Post by Dragon Zachski on Oct 31, 2011 19:18:48 GMT -5
He's made God black before. It was kind of surreal. Just a big black...thing. Sounds ev-- OH GOD, MY SUBCONSCIOUS, WHY DO YOU BETRAY ME.
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