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Post by tolpuddlemartyr on Oct 31, 2011 19:43:18 GMT -5
He's made God black before. It was kind of surreal. Just a big black...thing. Sounds ev-- OH GOD, MY SUBCONSCIOUS, WHY DO YOU BETRAY ME. Seated in that chair with that booming voice, that would be quite...something!
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Post by RavynousHunter on Oct 31, 2011 21:24:04 GMT -5
Hey, Chick! Your shit site loads slower than a geriatric hooker trying to give head! Fix it!
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Post by Smurfette Principle on Oct 31, 2011 21:55:25 GMT -5
Isn't this the exact same script as the one for the white woman?
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Post by Radiation on Oct 31, 2011 22:04:38 GMT -5
Is it just me or does the black woman look kinda like Michelle Obama in some panels?
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Post by ironbite on Oct 31, 2011 22:14:16 GMT -5
Isn't this the exact same script as the one for the white woman? Pretty much. Ironbite-Jack's notorious for just recycling crap like this
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Post by Random Guy on Oct 31, 2011 22:27:12 GMT -5
Does Jack Chick get off on people burning in Hell? Best. Response. Ever.
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Post by chad sexington on Nov 1, 2011 0:03:05 GMT -5
Jack Chick makes remakes of several of his tracts "adapted for black audiences." He also tries his hand at writing jive too. If only I could remember which one it was that looked like it came straight from a blaxploitation movie, I'd post that
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Post by RavynousHunter on Nov 1, 2011 2:47:37 GMT -5
I now have the theme to Sanford And Son stuck in my head, Chad. Thank you.
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Post by clockworkgirl21 on Nov 1, 2011 7:31:20 GMT -5
I also noticed she looked like Michelle Obama.
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Post by Professor Cold Heart on Nov 1, 2011 8:17:04 GMT -5
He also tries his hand at writing jive too. If only I could remember which one it was that looked like it came straight from a blaxploitation movie, I'd post that All of his black tracts use scripts from earlier all-white tracts, so that one was probably based on a seventies strip. It wasn't this one, by any chance? The original, fabulously seventies version can be seen here.
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Post by chad sexington on Nov 1, 2011 8:30:09 GMT -5
Close, but that's not it. It had a scene of people damned to hell, which included a gangster and a pimp in a floppy hat and zebra-fur coat. Amongst others. And now I can't find it on the site.
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Post by lighthorseman on Nov 1, 2011 8:55:09 GMT -5
Anyone else think the black woman (notably in front of a large white house) looks not unlike Michelle Obama?
ETA: Damn ninjas.
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Post by Dragon Zachski on Nov 1, 2011 12:43:13 GMT -5
I now have the theme to Sanford And Son stuck in my head, Chad. Thank you. I dunno about the original Sanford and Son theme, but now I've got the Junk Shop Dealers song from Quest for Glory 3 stuck in my head. ...And seeing as they're a cameo of Sanford and Son, I think it probably is their theme.
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Post by Professor Cold Heart on Nov 1, 2011 12:46:30 GMT -5
He also had a new variation on "Catholics are evil and control everything!" up. Ah yes, I see it now. For some reason it wasn't showing up for me yesterday. The best bits:
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Post by brendanrizzo on Nov 1, 2011 17:16:11 GMT -5
For some reason, the first panel made me think of the theme song to "Pinky and the Brain"...
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