Post by Mlle Antéchrist on Nov 8, 2011 1:03:15 GMT -5
Magnetism has been peddled as a miracle cure for decades. Some others: Psychic surgery; "mystics" who insist that "enlightened DNA" can have a quadruple/quintuple/sextuple/etc. helix; astrologers who claim that gravity & other forces from various celestial bodies are responsible for the zodiac personalities; the radiation "wellfullness" devices from the first half of the 20th century; and many more.
Post by mistermuncher on Nov 8, 2011 3:17:23 GMT -5
Schrödinger and Heisienberg are out for a drive when they get stopped by the cops. Sayeth the cop "Do you know how fast you were going?". Quoth Heisenberg "no, my good man, but I can tell you exactly where I was".
The cop figures he's dealing with a loon, and begins to search the car, asking them to pop the boot. "you sick fucks! You've been driving around with a dead cat in here".