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Post by the_ignored on Nov 10, 2011 20:09:52 GMT -5
At least that's what this guy claims, with this picture. You should be able to click on the picture to enlarge it, and then scroll down to read it. Of course, this could mean the muslim god, but eh....
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Post by N. De Plume on Nov 10, 2011 20:22:19 GMT -5
Ah, just a dressed up “First Cause” argument. And it is supposed to be suddenly convincing how?
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Post by the_ignored on Nov 10, 2011 20:38:10 GMT -5
Fuck if I know...I don't even know what the hell all that shit is! I'm hoping someone here can translate for me so's I can understand it without having to OD on my cold medication.
For me, the "first cause" or at least as close as we can get is the big bang, since there's evidence for it.
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Post by Mlle Antéchrist on Nov 10, 2011 20:44:03 GMT -5
Same old "mover/unmoved mover" crap. It's full of logical fallacies, most notably special pleading.
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Post by Vypernight on Nov 10, 2011 21:00:43 GMT -5
Cool, I guess that means Thor does exist, since well, there's nothing that makes one higher power more real than another.
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Post by Twilight Zone on Nov 10, 2011 21:01:03 GMT -5
I just finished seeing a picture of a baby with his penis attached to his forehead and another one with his penis and testicles attached to his back. I'd rather there wasn't an all-powerful being that decides how people are born who every once in a while rearranges people's anatomy for the lulz.
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Post by Rat Of Steel on Nov 10, 2011 21:30:52 GMT -5
I just finished seeing a picture of a baby with his penis attached to his forehead and another one with his penis and testicles attached to his back. I'd rather there wasn't an all-powerful being that decides how people are born who every once in a while rearranges people's anatomy for the lulz. Hmm. So, a literal dickhead, and the Beast With Two Backs.*beat*What? What'd I say?
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Post by Wykked Wytch on Nov 10, 2011 22:33:29 GMT -5
Guys, this picture has made me see the light. That's it. I'm officially renouncing my atheism.
How could I have been so foolish, all these years? How could I have denied the Creator's magnificent handiwork?
Yes, there is a first cause of everything. And His name is Ao the Overgod. All praise be to the Hidden One!
Of course, since Ao doesn't really give a shit, I'll just continue doing what I was doing previously.
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Post by Random Guy on Nov 11, 2011 0:04:40 GMT -5
Well, if you absolutely MUST know, I went 13 billion years back in time right after a "How many refried bean burritos can you eat" contest and...
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Post by Twilight Zone on Nov 11, 2011 0:08:52 GMT -5
Well, if you absolutely MUST know, I went 13 billion years back in time right after a "How many refried bean burritos can you eat" contest and... The geological age of the earth and dinosaurs are more than enough to refute the existence of God. Also, if humans are in God's image is God a Neanderthal? Because Caucasians and Asians are Neanderthal hybrids. In whose image are we? The first Homo sapiens sapiens were the San tribe of African Bushmen and if Adam existed he was a San tribesman. The Bible's genealogy traces Jesus' lineage back to Adam. Nowhere in the Bible are matings with Neanderthals mentioned. The Biblical Adam is a human/Neanderthal hybrid. Which is not possible because the first Homo sapiens sapiens were the San and the San never mated with Neanderthals. San African bushmen, what Adam and Eve would look like if they existed.
The fictitious Neanderthal/human hybrid Adam and Eve of the Bible.
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Post by Radiation on Nov 11, 2011 0:39:02 GMT -5
That whole chart made my head hurt.
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Post by Thejebusfire on Nov 11, 2011 0:40:06 GMT -5
God can't be the head of the chain either, since something had to have created god.
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Post by Haseen on Nov 11, 2011 1:10:29 GMT -5
God gets a special exception. It makes no sense for a god to be created, because that defeats the whole argument. Giving the universe that exception is wrong, because that also defeats the argument. Ditto for a god that isn't BibleGod.
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Post by happycheeze on Nov 11, 2011 1:15:52 GMT -5
When I read it, it come out as "HERPITY DERPY FREEZERS MAKE WATER ICE AND THATS WATER'S POTENTIAL! AND WITHOUT FREEZER NO ICE, AND POTENTIAL DON'T EXIST, SO ITS ALL GOD BECAUSE AQUINUS!"
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Post by Twilight Zone on Nov 11, 2011 2:01:47 GMT -5
God gets a special exception. It makes no sense for a god to be created, because that defeats the whole argument. Giving the universe that exception is wrong, because that also defeats the argument. Ditto for a god that isn't BibleGod. What? That hasn't stopped humans from creating gods since humans have existed. edit I have a question for anyone who attempts to prove the existence of God. If God created the heavens and the Earth thousands of years ago, why are there stellar objects billions of light years away? Because for their radiation to be observable and/or detectable it took that radiation billions of years to reach our planet. www.msnbc.msn.com/id/39686284/ns/technology_and_science-space/t/galactic-heat-wave-unleashed-fierce-radiation-blast/
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